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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015) - Kimmy's Roommate Lemonades! (S03E03)

"Come on."
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"Perry, I'm doing it."
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"Oh, that's fantastic."
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"You know, they call it the Harvert of Queens."
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"Columbia House? Like the tapes?"
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"How cool is that?"
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"Wait."
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"Like Epcot or Mall of America."
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"Ew, I hope you're changing it to..."
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"Wow."
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"I'm really happy for you."
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"Aye. The measure passes."
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"Moving on."
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"Wha..."
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"For drama, fool."
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"What an unexpected pleasure."
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"I'll be right in."
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"Okay."
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"Where am I going? I could eat."
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"Of course not."
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"I would have never met you."
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"For now."
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"♪ I kicked you In the air so high ♪"
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"♪ Then run from the dentist 'Cause hell, no ♪"
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"♪ Titus is great, Titus is the best ♪"
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"♪ Titus is great, Titus is the best ♪"
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"♪ True love ♪"
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"♪ And if your love for me doesn't die ♪"
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"♪ I'll find you in the night ♪"
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"I don't believe anything I hear in the lame-stream media."
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"The new semester starts in a couple weeks,"
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"but I still don't know where I want to go."
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"This place seems great,"
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"but so did all the others."
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"Famous Ray's Original College, SUNY The Sewer."
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"And Hudson University is on TV."
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"What do you want to study?"
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"Huh. I guess I never really thought about it."
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"Well, what kind of job do you want?"
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"When I was little, I wanted to be a professional horse-brusher,"
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"How do you want to die?"
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"I took one when I was in high school."
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"Look at me now. I'm both!"
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"Time to find out what your dream is."
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"Oh."
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"Hey, Titus,"
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"I took one of those in high school, and it told me to become a mannequin."
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"Wow."
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"That would be a good job for you, 'cause you get so still when you're angry."
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"Oh, no. Are you angry right now?"
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"Yes, I'm angry right now!"
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"Really?"
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"Well, that doesn't necessarily mean..."
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"He's cheating on me, Kim Kebow."
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"They were laughing and touching arms"
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"and worst of all..."
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"Everybody's gay, Kimmy. It's the '90s."
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"Well, what did Mikey say when you talked to him about it?"
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"I will need all my Afro-centric bedspreads."
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"I need to pick samples."
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"Ah, the definitive Rosie O'Donnell cast recording of Grease."
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"An audiotape of commercials I use as a shopping list."
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"♪ It's a miracle ♪"
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"you know, a fascinating transition."
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"Normally, my boyfriend..."
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"Normally, Mr. Rustine Snyder handles these events,"
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"And, boy, are my arms tired!"
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"No."
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"a generous donation from the Snyder Foundation"
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"to finally clean up this blighted waterfront"
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"Go back to the Upper East Side,"
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"you carpet-bagging peroxided hooker!"
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"Now, look, this is exactly why"
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"from coming to our neighborhood"
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"No, that's not what we're..."
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"Lock her up!"
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"Lock her up! Lock her up!"
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"D-don't be a stranger!"
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"Lock her up! Lock her up!"
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"Okay, "Rate your skill level in the following areas."
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"One: Making decisions.""
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""Two: Focusing on the problem at hand.""
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"Oh, dang it!"
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""Three: Creative thinking.""
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"What? Nailed it!"
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""Girl, you know standardized tests are racist!""
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"I did not know that."
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"wearing my sunglasses and plugged my seasick porthole"
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"with pages from the holy book."
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"♪ Uh-uh, I'm not fooling With you, Michael ♪"
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"♪ Back up, I ain't playing With you, meatball ♪"
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"♪ Michael, I'm not playing With you, meatball ♪"
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"♪ Bananin' ♪"
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"♪ Ever helping you out your closet ♪"
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"♪ Or, like, seeing you in your outfit? ♪"
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"♪ I gave you that outfit I'd rather be roach bit ♪"
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"♪ Imagine for a moment That you never came on out ♪"
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"♪ Never made it out of Queens Still out there playing all them sports ♪"
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"♪ Them gays would spoof on you Goof on you ♪"
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"♪ I know that opposites attract So I find you and fix your hair ♪"
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"♪ Hell, no, I ain't playing With you, Michael ♪"
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"♪ Michael, I am angry with you, mister ♪"
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"♪ Oh-oh-oh, it's such a shame ♪"
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"♪ I always keep it nice-nice, no fuss ♪"
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"Titus?"
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"Wait. You're back from the cruise?"
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"Okay."
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""Prefers working outside, salary flexible,"
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"good with children and bees.""
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"Job code 69."
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"I know that's funny, but I don't know why."
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"Crossing guard."
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"That's even better."
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"Just a minute."
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"Hey."
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"I haven't been spoken to that way since that time I went to the post office."
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"I'm sorry, dear. It's just politics."
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"I thought you were my friend."
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"But if I'm gonna get stuff done for this neighborhood,"
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"You're just preventing these people from getting clean water."
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