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Clips from South Park - Tweek x Craig (S19E19)

"but you don't get to decide."
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"Everyone was so proud of you."
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"I was just being selfish. I want to be proud of you, too."
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"[ Speaking Japanese ]"
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"# Life was simple, problems vague #"
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"# I'm your Tweek #"
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"[ Meaning ]"
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"Tee hee hee! Aren't you liking your massage?"
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"It's fine. It just doesn't really do anything for me."
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"Well, I've got something you might like a little better."
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"That's it, Cupid Me. Okay, that's it."
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"Aww."
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"# Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind #"
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"# Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! #"
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"Today, we're gonna be showing you some art"
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"Damn it, Leslie! Shut your fucking pie hole!"
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"From our Asian-American students"
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"presented by student-body president"
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"Wendy Testaberger."
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"Hey, guys."
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"As you know, we have several new students"
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"here at South Park Elementary."
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"We have been getting to know some of the Asian girls,"
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"who have introduced us to an art style called yaoi."
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"Yaoi is a blend of emotion and beauty"
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"involving two people whose love is looked down upon."
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"with "Craig and Tweek: Moonlight Dance.""
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"[ Girls "Aww" ]"
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"In yaoi art, the seme, or "top,""
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"[ Girls "Aww," applause ]"
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"But yaoi can branch out to other things, as well..."
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"As we see here in "Lily, Frog, Tweek, and Craig.""
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"I just don't get it."
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"I mean, Tweek and Craig aren't gay, right?"
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"Yeah, what is this yaoi thing all about?"
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"And if it can happen to Tweek and Craig,"
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"could it happen to any of us?"
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"Oh, hi, Craig."
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"What? What did she say?"
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"[ Speaking Korean ]"
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"Everyone thinks I'm gay!"
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"Just wanted to check in, see if you have any questions for me."
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"But we aren't. I'm not."
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"is that you understand affirmative consent."
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"with any sexual exploration."
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"Aah!"
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"I don't care about that, bro!"
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"Tweek, if... And I'm only saying if..."
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"At some point you wanted to touch Craig's penis,"
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"you can't just go grabbing for it, all right?"
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"You would need to say something like,"
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""Craig, is it all right with you if I touch your penis?""
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"This shit's important!"
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"Craig, can I touch your penis?"
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"Now, Craig, you might say,"
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"Or, of course, you could say,"
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"No, you may not."
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"Okay. Now we're getting somewhere."
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"Now, Craig, what would you say"
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"For what?"
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"involving two of Stan's friends [ whispering ] being gay."
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"Yeah, Stan seems really perplexed."
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"Our town has only had a Whole Foods for three weeks,"
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"and we already have our first gay kids."
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"So cool."
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"who knows all about this stuff, okay?"
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"Go ahead. Ask me anything."
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"I just don't understand how it's decided."
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"who they're gonna make gay?"
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"Uh, uh, yeah. Yeah, they do."
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"They just pick who they pick,"
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"and, um, so it's the way it's always been."
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"So, you've heard of yaoi?"
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"I'm so glad that Craig is finally happy."
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"Hey, it's Craig's dad, everybody!"
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"Tweek's out of coffee, honey."
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"Tweek, is there anything you want to talk to us about?"
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"No."
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"And I want you to know we've never been so proud of you."
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"We thought you were just a spaz,"
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"but to know you've got so much going on inside..."
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"Knowing what I know now,"
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"I'm gonna be a much better dad to you."
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"I just want to give you some money, Tweek."
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"Here. I-I love you so much, son."
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"# It's full of charts and facts and figures #"
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"# And instructions for dancing #"
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"# But I-I-I-I-I-I #"
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"I just don't understand it, Cupid Me."
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"Wanting to, like, kiss a dude?"
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"[ Snoring ]"
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"Tee hee hee!"
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"[ Twinkle! ]"
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"[ Laughs ] That's awesome!"
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"Yeah, dude. You're hilarious."
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"'Cause I think you're kind of cute."
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"I told you I'm not homosexual. Okay? It's not funny."
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"And my dad says Asians have always done this,"
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"and they, like, do make people gay."
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"You're the one with the fucking problem!"
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"CRAIG: I told you to stay 100 yards from me!"
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"You better not fucking push me again, man!"
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"Oh, God, you guys. Get a room."
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"Craig? Craig got in a fight?"
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"Yes, with his boyfriend."
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"Just a lovers' quarrel, probably."
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"Something to be expected in relationships."
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"as your son knows the right way"
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"There's not gonna be any disciplinary action."
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"Since they are gay, we want to be supportive."
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"So we're just gonna send them on home"
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"with some money, all right?"
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"All right, you have a nice day."
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"[ Sighs ]"
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"[ Speaking Chinese ]"
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"Uh, hi. Mr. Jinping?"
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"Thanks for taking my call."
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"H-How does that work?"
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"Oh, it's Japan that decides?"
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"How the hell do they actually make people ga..."
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