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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Uncle Teddy (S04E04)

"Stop if you want to stop, though."
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"Let's break into the lighthouse"
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"Ugh."
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"I'll break into the lighthouse with you without the melodica."
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"One of us can go in"
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"and then unlock the front door for the rest of us."
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"Terrible plan. Seriously, Clay?"
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"Yeah, seriously, Clay?"
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"I'll do it. I can fit."
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"Uh, okay, sure."
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"I'll give you a boost."
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"What the hell were you doing in the lighthouse, young lady?"
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"I was gonna make shadow puppets to amuse the ships at sea?"
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"Oh, you think this is funny?"
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"Some ship sees a huge dog in the fog?!"
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"No, the ranger station."
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"Jonas would sell you out in a hot second!"
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"You can't even look us in the eyes!"
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"Well, for a while,"
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"him and his friends liked to hang out in my gazebo,"
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"Now I think they go to the cove by the lighthouse."
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"The gazebo that cold cuts built!"
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"No, no, no, no, no, we got no time for gazebos."
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"Okay, we'll take a quick look."
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"Go out!"
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"Excuse me, Officer."
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"Hi, Teddy. Oh, you know this girl?"
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"I could do that,"
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"or I could let her spend the night behind bars."
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"Matthew. Matthew Dainko."
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"I've only been an uncle for a day."
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"If anyone should spend the night"
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"in teen ranger jail, it should be me."
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"It's not teen ranger jail, it's just ranger jail."
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"but she's got heart, this one, and she follows it."
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"Well, it's not that simple."
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"And initial here. Right. Okay."
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"So, just anywhere? No, where it says guardian."
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"So... at the bottom? No, on-on the line."
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"Thanks for getting me out of ranger danger."
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"You didn't come back for Tina."
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"You used Tina for free burgers,"
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"But good enough for a lot of guys!"
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"Okay, I'll keep that in mind as I ride away."
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"You're gonna have a lot to talk about this week in therapy!"
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"You're on speakerphone."
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"Ah, we'll be home in 15 minutes."
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"Teddy?"
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"We just heard everything you said."
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"Rescuing a drowning moped."
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"Oh, God, it's late. Bedtime, kids! Bedtime!"
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"♪ Hey"
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"Oh, boy!"
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"Yup. The first annual gathering of"
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"the North Atlantic Burger Lovers."
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"all his friends from the message board."
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"Who's BurgerBob? Me."
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"So, just went with the first idea, huh?"
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"Hello?"
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"Jen, it's Linda Belcher."
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"Did you forget you're watching the kids this weekend?"
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"No. Uh... wait."
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"because I'm in France with my family."
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"Crap! Jen's in France."
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"'cause she's fostering a baby chick."
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"I'm someone. Well, we could call"
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"your cousin Vanessa."
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"She's in a cult."
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"I'm not in a cult. Aw, come on."
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"There's gotta be someone we're not thinking of."
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"What about the checker from the grocery store?"
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"I'd love to watch your kids."
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"Teddy, have you ever babysat before?"
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"And I wouldn't charge you guys anything."
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"Uh, I don't... I don't think that..."
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"All right! Let's hit the friggin' road!"
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"I'm trying something a little different."
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"It's bold."
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"Welcome home, kids. How was your day?"
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"Teddy?! What are you doing here?"
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"You're not Jen."
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"Why are you babysitting?"
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"How much are they paying you?"
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"Nothing. Really? Yikes."
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"Uh, we'll be doing many fun things this weekend,"
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"including dinner, roughhousing... not too rough..."
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"brushing teeth and going to bed."
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"Think of me as the cool uncle you never had."
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"Maybe call me T.J."
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"Probably not."
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"I don't know. Do you like The Mentalist?"
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"Hands are not going up."
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"We have a reservation under "Belcher.""
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"Or maybe under "BurgerBob," my online name."
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"Yes. Are you folks here"
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"BurgerBob? We..."
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"definitely are, yes. Okay. Mm."
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"As well as a little hubby and wife getaway."
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"You know, bubble baths and just touchin'..."
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"feelin'... lovin'... room service..."
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"chocolate... wink, wink. Oh..."
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"Sorry, we don't have those things. Oh."
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"Wonderful."
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"Do you have a fax machine?"
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"We don't have a fax machine, either."
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"Now what? Can't fax."
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"All right. We'll just do it Monday. We'll do it..."
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"gonna happen. Mm. A little small,"
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"It's bad. What?"
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"he's one of the guys on the burger forum."
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"Yeah, that's my wife."
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"Was there a lull? What's going on? What are we doing?"
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"Just watching TV."
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"All right. So..."
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"Or Chinese checkers?"
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"What you got there?"
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"Whoa, what am I looking at?"
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"♪ And it could be underwear."
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"What will it find? Goop? Probably some goop."
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"Hey, guys, what are we doing for dinner?"
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