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Clips from The Simpsons - Dog of Death (S03E03)

"[ Whistle Blowing ]"
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"####[Jazzy Solo ]"
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"[ Tires Screeching ]"
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"Well, I won the lottery too!"
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"Where everybody wins!"
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"exploiter of the poor and ignorant."
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"Did you say $1 30 million?"
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"Strap on your bulletproof vest."
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"But we never, ever--"
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"We're on a tight budget."
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"The whole state is suddenly in the grip of lottery fever..."
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"Just think what we can buy with that money--"
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"Homer, the odds are 380 million to one."
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"Oh, you're the biggest man in the world now..."
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"Take a hike, boss."
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"I've got so many tickets I can't lose."
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"You can still win money..."
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"[ Crazed Laughter]"
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"but we've still got each other."
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"It's not fair to toy with people's emotions."
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"If Grandpa says he's dead, he must be alive."
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"Clear."
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"I spend my life saving them, and they can't thank me."
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"He needs an operation to correct it..."
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"or he'll die."
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"What's there to talk about?"
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"One of the Lassies is in there too."
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"Oh, honey, $7 50 is a lot of money."
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"You're not going to let our dog die, and that's it!"
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"Oh, please, continue."
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"I thought maybe you--"
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"and slobbering all over your face..."
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"what would you say?"
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"Oh! Oh!"
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"[ Both ] All right!"
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"[ Sobbing ]"
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"I don't even know what that is."
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"Maggie's baby clothes will have to last for a little longer."
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"Basically, we become a family of traveling acrobats."
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"[ Flat Tone ]"
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"[ Rhythmic Breathing ]"
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"It's times like this..."
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"[ Homer] Lousy chub night."
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"It's mostly snouts and entrails."
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"State schools got their share too."
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"Who's that old rummy?"
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"[ Buzzing ]"
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"Not now."
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"Can't you see I'm reading a third-rate biography..."
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"Oh, you mean tonight."
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"Here, Santa's Little Helper!"
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"I called him a dumb dog."
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"Oh."
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"Mmm."
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"So, recycling..."
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"is our way of giving Mother Earth a big hug."
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"Well, neighbor..."
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"[ Tired Panting And Growling ]"
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"He's been here since the late '60s."
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"I'll never forget the day he bagged his first hippie."
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"That young man didn't think it was too groovy."
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"Why, here's the fellow."
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"you'll be expected to neutralize intruders."
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"Homer, get a hold of yourself."
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"[ Screams ]"
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"[ Doorbell Rings ]"
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"Shh!"
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"[ Chorus ] ##Ahh, the Simpsons ##"
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"D'oh! [ Screams ]"
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"I don't need your crummy job."
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"I won the lottery!"
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"We both won the lottery!"
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"Actual odds of winning: one in 380 million."
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"The lottery--"
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"You know, I heard the jackpot's up to $1 30 million."
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"$1 30 million?"
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"Yeah."
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"Wow!"
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"Here's your lottery ticket."
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"Thank you for knocking over my inventory."
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"Bart, I need some lucky numbers fast."
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"How old are you? What's your birthday?"
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"No kidding."
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"What's Lisa's birthday?"
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"What? You don't know your sister's birthday?"
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"It's time for another bank run."
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"If I don't make it..."
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"promise you won't sleep with my wife."
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"I promise nothing."
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"You'll never guess what happened, Marge."
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"Are you ready?"
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"I have a feeling that we may win..."
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"the lottery!"
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"Calm down and listen to me carefully."
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"Go get all your money--"
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"I buy one lottery ticket a week..."
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"That's enough excitement for me."
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"The lottery is the one ray of hope..."
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"in my otherwise unbearable life!"
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"Uh, the lottery and you."
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"Promise you won't get carried away."
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"Yes, money-- I mean honey."
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"Ooh! Here comes the news about the lottery."
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"Hey, down in front."
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"and Springfield is no exception."
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"In fact, every copy of ShirleyJackson's The Lottery..."
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"has been checked out from the library."
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"The book does not contain hints on winning the lottery."
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"It is a chilling tale of conformity gone mad."
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"There's one big winner--"
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"our state school system..."
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"which gets half the profits."
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"history books that know how the Korean War came out..."
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"and a state-of-the-art detention hall..."
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"where children are held in place with magnets."
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"[ Homer] I've never been so sure of anything in my life."
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"I am going to win this lottery."
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"Correction: 380 million to 50!"
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"What will you do with your share, kids?"
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