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Clips from The IT Crowd (2006) - Men Without Women (S02E02)

"then asked them to leave. Not you."
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"A person needs a lot of backbone to be ordered around like that."
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"- Definitely? - No, Stephanie."
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"Did you just say sex?"
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"I've got something to tell you."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"- Wait 'till I tell you. - Ah, sorry."
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"Before you begin,"
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"I should say that I have problems processing big news."
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"Douglas has asked me to be his P.A."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"His... Shut up! His P.A.!"
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"- You're not going to do it, are you? - Well, there's a huge pay rise."
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"So, am I getting a pay rise?"
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"Douglas wants me to be your P.A.?"
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"Where did you get this? It's Douglas who wants a P. A.!"
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"He's not really qualified, Jen."
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"Do you even have the authority to offer me a pay rise?"
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"It's Douglas who wants me to be his P.A. That's it!"
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"That's all there is!"
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"- Yeah. You should probably do it. - Yeah?"
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"- playing Guitar Hero. - Exactly, exactly."
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"Yeah, I think I'll say yes. I think I have to."
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"You guys will probably be glad to see the back of me."
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"You're gonna let that hang there."
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"No, I'm joking. Of course we won't."
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"How are you drunk again? It's not even noon."
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"Who is this? Yeah, yeah. This is his wife."
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"Yep. What are you gonna do without me?"
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"You know that list of things we're not allowed to do when Jen's here?"
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"Oh, God."
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"This is amazing!"
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"Come with me."
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"Ten minutes in and you've already paid for yourself."
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"Lucinda says she can't wait."
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"And Chessington World of Adventures say"
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"Feels longer."
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"Yeah, yeah. More than that, though."
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"I do and I disagree."
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"Mr Reynholm, I am a professional."
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"I'd be letting myself and you down."
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"Anyway, these came back and they said they did"
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"There's not a day goes past that I don't think of her."
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"- Do me a favour. - What?"
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"I want to feel like Melissa is alive just one last time."
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"Mr Reynholm!"
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"I thought, given time, you'd get past the sex thing,"
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"I'm going back to IT, where my skills are appreciated."
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"But would you like a cup of tea?"
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"Very busy. Leave a message."
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"Before you do this, you're sure"
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"you can hit it so that it won't damage my teeth as it goes in?"
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"You totalled that cup, dude!"
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"OK, one more try."
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"I think we've done nearly all of them."
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"The only thing left to do is a prank phone-call."
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"Two lovely cups of tea."
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"They were a test to find out whether you really wanted to work for me"
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"- All right. - No. Physically,"
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"I go for classically good-looking men. Blond, broad, clean-shaven."
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"All right! Enough of the jibber jabber!"
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"I want you to watch this DVD presentation I've just made."
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"Hello, I'd like to order a pizza, please."
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"Yes, a pizza with grapes, please."
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"What?"
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"Do grapes even go with pizza?"
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"You wanna play Guitar Hero?"
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"- I hate those kinds of games. - Right"
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"- I've got one! - What?"
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"and ask if they do a pizza with pineapple on it?"
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"Maybe somebody's computer will break."
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"The future wants it!"
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"- What? What happened? - Something flashed up there."
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"Something's wrong with your laptop."
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"I'll call the boys."
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"- Oh, hey, Jen! Jen! Hello! It's Jen! - Hello, Jen!"
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"I don't know. Listen, Douglas's laptop is having some difficulties."
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"So, can you come up and have a look?"
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"Mr Reynholm, the men in the IT department are my friends."
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"They're not idiots."
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"- What the hell is this? - Where the hell are your trousers?"
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"I get it. When the cat's away. Yeah."
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"Mr Reynholm's laptop is broken. Something flashed up a second ago."
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"Don't touch that."
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"Why are you drinking Rohypnol, Jen?"
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"- Filoffing? - Yes,"
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"And what's the matter with you?"
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"No, it's all right, we've got a replacement."
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"- It's an answering machine. - An answering machine?"
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"You replaced me with an answering machine?"
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"OK, I think we should probably leave now."
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"Yeah, let's go, let's go. Where's Jen?"
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"Pucker up, boys. It's hammer time!"
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"I'll send him right... I'll be right up. Bye."
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"- Douglas again? - Yeah."
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"I don't think so. Come on, Jen!"
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"I need your mind on the job, not thinking about sexy sex all the time."
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"His P.A.!"
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"That's the thing. He wants me to quit the department."
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"Of course not, that'd be ridiculous."
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"- Then why am I getting a pay rise? - Why is he getting a pay rise?"
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"Who's Douglas?"
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"OK, stop shouting at me. I told you not to call me at work."
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"Oh, my word."
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"Welcome to the 30th floor, Jen."
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"Whatever."
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"Well, I feel like hmmm. Know what I mean?"
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"My wife. She died."
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"All right, but let's concentrate on this first."
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"We both take it the same way, Douglas."
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"- you're not the sort of man I go for. - Yeah, thanks."
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"- I haven't seen it yet. - Then see it now!"
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"I can't believe we've done the whole list."
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"Pounding the future."
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"Damn that sorcerer!"
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"I just saw his film."
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"The other day, it was to show me a dead fly."
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"It's a very simple chip shot."
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"No, we haven't."
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"- That's if I go. - Right."
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