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Clips from Scrubs - Our Role Models (S09E09)

"and once he's made up his mind about someone,"
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"he's never gonna change it. I wish I could help."
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"You're not gonna help him out, huh? Kind of sucks."
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"I thought you wanted to be a good teacher."
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"During the day, I'm a good teacher."
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"But right now, I'm ready for a little Magnum P.I. Crust-ash."
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"You should talk to Dr. Cox."
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"LUCY: I'm questioning a lot of things today. Like my choice in men."
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"Hey, babe. Check it out, I'm Dr. Wolverine."
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"And my choice in mentors."
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"I really don't wanna do Dr. Mahoney's dirty work for her."
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"I got this."
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"Oh, I love that game."
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"I know."
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"Hey, I know you guys are going home today."
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"So I wanted to give you my cell phone number"
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"in case you still wanna talk ever."
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"Whatever."
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"Give me that. You're horrible. I'll get the sniper."
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"TURK: What the hell are you wearing?"
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"I'm showing my Owl Cat spirit."
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"Is that glitter? Hell, no!"
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"It came with the makeup kit. I don't have to use it."
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"J. D: Today."
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"For the love of God, Francine."
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"I gotta go get the tickets at will call."
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"Please don't let him put the glitter on."
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"Perry, I wanna talk to you about Drew for a second."
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"I really think you're making a mistake with him."
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"Don't you have some gay dance rehearsal you gotta attend?"
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"He has potential and you know it."
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"- He's too old. - He's experienced."
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"- He quit. - But he came back."
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"What exactly do you want from me?"
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"The attention that you're giving to Drew,"
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"I would have killed for that eight years ago."
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"But you weren't ready yet. I had to break you down."
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"I tamed you like a bull."
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"Excuse me, are we approaching a point here, Dorian?"
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"Perry, you finally found someone to believe in."
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"Don't ruin it by being you."
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"J. D: I think I just mentored my mentor."
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"But maybe that's how it always is."
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"Sometimes you're a student and sometimes you're a teacher."
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"Lucy, you still wanna shadow me?"
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"More than horses love rainbows."
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"Let's go."
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"Too close."
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"J. D: And if you're smart enough, everyone can learn something."
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"Someone please tell me where the foramen ovale"
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"in the fetal heart is located?"
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"Drew."
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"Save us, please."
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"Uh, the interatrial septum."
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"Yes. Nicely done."
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"I'll expect you to be wearing your shirt tomorrow."
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"Everyone leave now."
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"J. D: But whatever you do, don't wait for that pat on the back."
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"Because believe me, it will never, ever..."
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"- It is pretty soft. - Pretty soft?"
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"It's like lying on a cloud."
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"Why did they have to ruin you by painting all these numbers and lines?"
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"Hey, Captain. Looks like we got some more turf freaks."
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"- Found some what? - Check this out."
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"- UNDERHILL: That is disgusting. - MELVIS: Mmm-hmm."
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"Warm up the golf cart and get the taser."
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"The Mexican one?"
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"(SPEAKING SPANISH)"
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"(ALARM RINGING)"
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"and skip stones until the fireflies tell us it's suppertime."
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"Sorry."
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"- Maybe we should just go outside? - Great idea."
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"I want you to realize you set the bar too high."
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"Oh, I love you, sports grass."
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"Let's do it."
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"- Ah, I think I'm on your tube. - That's how I eat."
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"That's awesome."
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"Every second that they're here,"
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"(THEME SONG PLAYING)"
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"(HEART MONITOR BEEPING RAPIDLY)"
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"I like to think it's what happens when an owl and a cat fall in love."
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"I was just studying."
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"Honestly, the only thing I've burned more than shrimp boats is bridges."
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"Uh-uh."
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