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Clips from Scrubs - Our Role Models (S09E09)

"Walking tall, Dorian. Walking tall."
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"J. D: Feeling tall, Perry."
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"Okay, I'll admit it. Kids are good for something."
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"I can get you the mints, but if you want these chips"
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"I might dislocate my shoulder."
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"- Chips. - Fine."
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"- Got them. - Nicely done."
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"Yeah. I never knew my mom."
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"- You gonna cry about it? - No."
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"Here you go. Oh. Hmm."
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"You gonna cry about it?"
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"today's assignment is for everyone to drop out of medical school."
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"Your parents' money would be better stuffed into garbage bags,"
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"packed into a rocket and shot into the sun."
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"Oh, my, this gentleman appears to be coding."
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"What a delight. Who would like to dive in?"
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"I'm on this."
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"Where the hell did you get a scalpel?"
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"A present from my unc. The handle's made from elephant tusk."
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"It's mad illegal, yo."
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"Do you know why I call him Number One?"
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"It's because he is roger and ready to do this stuff."
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"- Drew, run the code. What's first? - I don't know."
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"I'm standing right here next to you. Let's take his pulse."
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"Now, tell me, which nurse should go get the crash cart?"
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"- Huh? - He who hesitates is lost."
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"Take a breath. Make a decision."
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"- Her. - Tell her to do so."
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"Go get the crash cart."
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"Now we're cooking."
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"J. D: Around here, you can be thrown into the mix at a moment's notice."
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"I'll be right back."
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"Um, I've got the results of Ryan's mom's MRI."
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"What's it say?"
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"That she's dying."
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"Bring him back to her room."
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"J. D: You just have to hope you're up to the task at hand."
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"- You're doing really great. - Is this guy dying?"
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"Probably. But he's been circling the drain for months, so it's no biggie."
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"Now he's unresponsive to CPR. What's next?"
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"- I don't know! - Sure you do. Think."
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"- I don't! - Come on, Drew. Tell me."
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"This is insane. I'm not ready for this!"
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"J. D: Of course, if you let someone down..."
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"...it can turn into someone else's moment to shine."
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"J. D: There's no better way to celebrate saving a life"
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"(EX CLAIMS) Sticky."
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"Yep, I'm sitting between my best bud and my abusive father figure"
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"watching my new favorite thing..."
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"Footballing!"
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"They're staring. Quick, talk like a jock."
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"Sports grass is so lovely."
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"Here I thought we weren't bringing our wives this evening."
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"Speaking of which, Carla can't make it to the Owl Cats game this Friday."
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"We have an extra ticket."
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"Excuse me, Dr. Cox,"
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"I've made a lot of bad choices in life."
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"Quick example, I accidentally set a shrimp boat on fire once."
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"It was a long story. Another time."
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"But today was one of those bad choices."
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"And if I had the power to go back in time..."
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"You know, Drew, we all wish we had superpowers, okay?"
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"Do you know what the perfect superhero power would be?"
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"BOTH: Candy hands."
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"For me, it would be the ability to get back"
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"all the time I wasted on people who eventually let me down."
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"Awesome."
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"Dude, think about it. Candy hands."
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"Everything you touch turns to candy. Whoop!"
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"- Candy lamp. - Candy Perry."
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"(WHISTLES)"
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"No Candy Perry."
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"LUCY: I don't know how I'll ever be ready to give people news like that."
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"You all right?"
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"I'm super. Go away."
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"Hey."
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"Hey."
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"I know the next couple months are really gonna suck."
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"If I had any questions, could I, like, call you?"
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"Yeah, I don't know, Ryan."
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"Oh, okay. Cool."
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"Why is the college mascot an Owl Cat?"
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"I don't even know what an Owl Cat is."
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"Hey, there's my kiss-ass with some pizza."
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"I'll be back with a couple of slices."
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"Dr. Dorian, do you have a second?"
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"No."
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"I mean, sure."
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"TURK: (LAUGHS) Hey. Look at... Ooh!"
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"Look at that, right there. Look."
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"Appreciate you."
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"Hey, I need to talk."
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"Oh, my God."
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"- Were you raised by horses? - No."
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"LUCY: I wish."
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"- Wassup, shorty? - And fornicating."
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"Cole, get back under the horse blanket, please."
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"I was thinking that maybe the three of us..."
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"Fine."
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"You want me to help Ryan through his mom's death?"
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"Come on, it'll be fun. It'll be like having a really sad pen pal."
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"Listen up, Seabiscuit. This isn't my wheelhouse, okay?"
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"It's taken me a long time to get to a point"
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"that I can be there, emotionally, for a patient."
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"You know how I do it?"
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"either on their own, or in a box,"
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"they're no longer my problem anymore."
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"I still think you should do it, but I'll talk to Ryan."
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"And another thing, I do love horses."
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"They are God's most majestic creatures."
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"If they could talk, they would be so very wise."
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"I've been in a pretty deep hole for the past couple years."
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"A lot of self-destructive stuff."
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"I need to change that."
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"What do you want from me?"
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"I understand you and Dr. Cox have a special relationship."
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"He's kind of like my dad."
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"Well, I was hoping you could help me fix this with him."
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"- You know... It's Drew, right? - Yeah."
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"Drew, I've known Perry Cox a very long time,"
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