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Clips from Scrubs - Our Role Models (S09E09)

"and sneak in a quick workout. Wanna come?"
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"His breath was so cold, Turk. So cold."
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"You know, normally I like to sleep in. But part of me is an early riser."
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"Thank you for getting us off to that rousing start."
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"Show some sack and pick up a ball. Who wants it? You brat!"
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"- Watch out, watch out, watch out! - You."
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"Thank you. That was lovely."
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"So, tell me, how's school going?"
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"I don't know if I can get through med school alone."
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"Hey, Perry, you wanna hang out later?"
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"Ha."
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"LUCY: I need a new mentor."
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"Give me my chips, you dirty bitch!"
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"Or her."
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"Help me shake this machine."
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"Shadow me? Sure."
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"The opening ceremonies for the Winter Olympics is not a sport,"
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"I don't remember, Drew. It was 20 minutes ago."
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"That'll never happen. Do you wanna know why?"
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"Dr. Mahoney, I am not sucking up."
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"They're mannish, yet flirty."
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"- Gurney. - What?"
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"(GASPS) Oh!"
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"For the last time, no."
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"But today I think I could really use a hug."
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"I changed my mind."
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"If anyone gets sued for this, it's gonna be me."
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"(SIGHS) With my mom in the hospital all the time,"
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"I just figured out how to do this."
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"Excluding Number One here,"
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"- Step off. Number One, jump in. - Excuse me?"
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"(HEART MONITOR FLATLINING)"
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"Newbie. Little help here, please. Let's go."
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"than pretending to like beer."
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"I'm in. I'm in. I gotta see this sports grass in person."
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"I don't mean to interrupt, but I have to apologize."
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"Oh! Dr. Mahoney."
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"Cole! Horse blanket!"
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"What are you doing? You should help him."
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"I remind myself that once they leave this hospital,"
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"Out the door. Out of my head. That's the only way it works for me."
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"Good."
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"I'm gonna be Magnum P.I. And you're gonna be black Higgins."
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"If you want to beat the level, you gotta take that sniper out in the church."
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"(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"If it's not enough, I have wings and talons in the car."
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"I've never heard that sentence uttered about another man."
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"Our roles are always switching."
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"One more question, and all you little assassins can get out of here."
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"Oh, come on!"
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"Hey, man. I'm gonna hit the gym"
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"Sweating it out in a steam room isn't exercising, buddy."
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"No, it's sit-cercising."
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"(WHISTLING) Newbie, Gandhi. Come here."
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"J. D: Great, Dr. Cox and his golden-boy med student."
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"I wanted you to witness this."
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"Number One, say goodbye to the "Number One" sign."
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"Oh, that's too bad."
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"(J.D. WHOOPING)"
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"And say hello to the Number One shirt."
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"- J. D: What? - It's beautiful. Honestly."
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"The nicest shirt I've ever received from a grown, married man."
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"- Oh, go on. - Please, leave me alone."
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"Put it on."
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"Hey, that's some crazy ink you got there."
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"- What the hell is that thing, anyway? - I don't know."
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"I woke up after a three-day bender driving a forklift and sporting this."
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""My name's Drew. I'm so cool because I've been in prison and I got a tattoo.""
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"Mock him and I'll eat your soul!"
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"Tattoo spooked you a little, huh?"
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"LUCY: Flapjacks!"
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"Oh, thank God. I thought I was late for Dr. Cox's class."
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"That would be the biggest mistake I could make."
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"Damn, girl. That was a workout."
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"LUCY: Okay, second biggest."
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"Wow, this should not have happened. Again."
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"Not that it wasn't nice."
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"You have small but surprisingly powerful hands"
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"and almost no beard."
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"It's like you were created in a lab for a woman's pleasure."
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"- The thing about Cole is that he... - No, no. No third-person."
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"Let's begin with some Q and A."
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"You, seat-filler,"
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"tell me the thickest layers in the walls of veins."
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"Uh..."
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"Who's next? Ah!"
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"Pin-up girl avoiding eye contact?"
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"Ugly Don Cheadle?"
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"What about you, Legacy? Got anything?"
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"Well, you see..."
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"No, curiously, I don't see."
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"LUCY: When Dr. Cox gets like this,"
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"it feels a lot like second-grade gym class."
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"Come on, you hairless babies."
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"You! You're out!"
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"- Not in the face. - Yeah, in the face."
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"Right in the nose. Anybody else?"
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"MALE STUDENT: No."
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"Oh, thank you, muffin."
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"The thickest layers of the walls of the veins are the tunica externa."
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"Correct. Everyone else, stare into my eyes"
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"so I can clock the very instant when you first realize"
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"that you're not going to make it."
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"Here we go."
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"Hey, congrats, bro. You really brought it today."
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"But who's that nipping at your heels?"
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"Uh-oh, it's C-Dog."
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"Sorry, I don't speak hipster gibberish."
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"I'm talking about this epic battle"
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"you and I are locked in for the number-one spot."
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"Okay, I'm assuming you like to be called "dude.""
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"- Love it. - Dude, I don't like the spotlight."
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"I don't like the extra attention."
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"I tried med school before and I crashed and burned. Okay?"
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"Oh, playing it humble. Nice angle."
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"But careful walking on the tracks, because there's a Cole train a-coming."
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"Choo-choo."
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"LUCY: I'm always psyched when Dr. D asks me to swing by for office hours."
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"Well, my hair is falling out in clumps, but that's not necessarily stress."
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