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Clips from Scrubs - Our Dear Leaders (S09E09)

"You back the hell up right now or I will watch you die and I will laugh!"
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"Ha, ha, ha!"
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"See, it's easy."
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"There's Drew. What an ass."
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"Why don't you let me fix this? All right, I'm going to fix this."
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"Hey, Drew, come. Come on. It's cool."
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"You guys. Come on. You're in love."
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"You need to start talking. Let's get it going."
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"(CLEARING THROAT) Sorry to interrupt."
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"Now, I understand Dr. Turk's naive impulse to get it going."
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"He was raised on a diet of Western television and airport novels."
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"But in many less developed parts of the world,"
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"silence plays a crucial part of a couple's search"
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"for real, true emotional intimacy."
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"I'm reminded of an old proverb"
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"from the (CLICKING TONGUE) Zambezi River Tribe,"
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"Mmm."
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"- Your last tot beckons me. - Oh."
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"- May I? - Dude. You..."
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"Dude starts speaking..."
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"And all of a sudden, everything's all good, huh?"
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"It's all good now?"
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"Fine. I'm going to go get some more tots."
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"- What are you doing? - Staring into your soul."
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"Dominating your mind. I'm freaking your bean. See?"
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"I own that. That's my vacation home."
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"I come up on the weekends when I feel like bringing the hurt."
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"All right, people, let's start on Chapter 10."
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"(PAGER BEEPING)"
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"- All right. We should really go. - Ignore the pagers. I'm in charge."
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"Hey, you're right. You're absolutely right. Everything's fine."
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"Yes! (PUNCHING SOUNDS)"
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"- What the hell happened to you guys? - (LAUGHING) Dude, it was awesome."
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"Lucy beat the crap out of Trang."
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"Dip! Russell is breaking it down."
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"Ha!"
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"That was a real Maasai warrior dance. You got moves like that?"
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"That's not fair, now. I mean, everybody, of course,"
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"they hear the music, but not everybody hears the music."
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"Are you... Yo."
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"- Beatbox. - What?"
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"- Beatbox, son! - I guess I can try."
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"(BEATBOXING)"
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"TURK: Old school!"
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"(GROANS IN PAIN)"
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"No, keep it going! Keep it going! One leg. Uh-huh. Uh-huh."
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"No, no, I got this. I got this."
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"No, don't pull me... I pulled it. I pulled it. I pulled it."
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"- I pulled it... - What the hell was that?"
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"(TURK GROANING)"
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"What are you talking about? A specific move or the entire program?"
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"- Do you respect yourself right now? - Oh, God, no."
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"- Russell. Who's named Russell? - A ton of people."
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"Would it hurt you to build up a brother?"
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"You know what, I don't need you."
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"I'm done with this dude bothering me."
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"TURK: (GROANING) Oh!"
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"LUCY: Hell can mean different things for different people."
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"Whether it's being bested by a rival..."
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"How we feeling today, Irene?"
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"Did Dr. Vaughn tell you? I think I want him to do the surgery."
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"...or being let down by a friend."
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"I tried what you said with Trang and it didn't work."
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"I am a great Number Two. I'm Garfunkel, Drew."
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"And I am okay with that, but I need you to be my Micky Dolenz."
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"- That was the band, right? - Yeah. Dolenz and Garfunkel."
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"Couldn't you just come back? Please. We need you. I need you."
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"Lucy, I'm sorry, I just don't care."
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"You need to put on your big-girl pants, suck it up and figure it out for yourself."
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"because I was finding my feet as a leader."
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"I was inspiring the group like my hero, the lesbian president from 24."
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"LUCY: Everybody get out! I'll do it myself. You're all useless."
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"What? You don't need to worry about us, buddy boy."
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"It's my house now, and it is all good in the hood, bro."
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"Uh..."
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"Russell?"
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"Why are you putting my name in the "Assist" column?"
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"Yes, yes, I picked you to help me with Irene's surgery."
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"You know, I thought it'd be a real nice feather in your cap."
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"- Way to go, man. - Oh! Way to go."
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"Russell, listen, I don't need any more feathers in my cap, okay?"
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"I'm about to punch you in your mouth."
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"I could kill you with a button off your jacket."
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"Really? Well, I train with LaMarcus down at the gym."
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"All right, I have two minutes. Here's what you should be doing."
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"Thank God you're back, Drew. Lucy is crazy."
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"Trang, you haven't even begun to see crazy. You want to do this again?"
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"You feeling froggy? Then leap, son."
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"The key to diagnosing your case study is in Chapter..."
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"Drew. Outside. Now."
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"- Wait, Drew, what chapter? - What book? They all have chapters!"
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"You. Now, just exactly what in the hell were you doing in there? Come on."
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"Now, I gave you the keys to freedom, and you blew it."
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"Now, I'm going to stand here and watch as you march back into that hole"
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"and tell those parasites that they have to do it on their own."
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"You know what? I can't do that because I'm one of those parasites."
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"In fact, I'm the king of the parasites."
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"So, fail me if you want, but I'm going to go back in there,"
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"Of course that is what you're going to do."
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"You're like me, Number One. You can't help yourself."
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"You had this whole thing planned, didn't you?"
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"You knew I wouldn't be able to stay away from them."
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"Yes, indeed."
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"A piece of advice,"
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"pick a leadership style and stick to it,"
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"Get... Go, go, go. Go. Go."
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"This is embarrassing."
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"Wow. Can't you ever just be like, "Hi," or, even better, "What's up?""
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"Sure."
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"What's up, tiny girl bitch?"
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"So, you're too good to assist Russell now?"
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"No, I am the Chief of Surgery."
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"- I'm no one's secretary. - Secretary?"
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"He's asking you to help him with a tricky surgery."
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"Sir, do you just hang around waiting for conversations to weigh in on?"
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"Yeah. That and my judge shows get me through the day."
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"Now, look, good leaders don't care about their ego."
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"If all you want to do is get massaged,"
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"I've got the number of a girl who will take you to the mountaintop."
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