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Clips from The Simpsons - Sky Police (S26E26)

"Let's roll! Sniper?"
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""Wiggins"?"
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"What's a Wiggins?"
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"No, really, tell me."
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"who ordered this, uh, Skymaster X5000 Jet Pack."
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"up."
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"♪ Chief Clancy Wiggins is the Sky Police ♪"
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"Ugh, why don't you take that thing off, Chief?"
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"Oh, no. No way."
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"while I received this off-brand dust ruffle."
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"The dude was a carpenter."
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"And those guys like to kick back on Sundays."
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"Guys, church is good for your souls."
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"And remember, God is listening to your prayers."
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"God doesn't hear my prayers."
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"My prayers were answered."
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"Boom."
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"Go Southern Illinois!"
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"a chain pharmacy."
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"We have our weddings here, our funerals."
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"I will not rest until it is rebuilt."
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"I can't believe it,"
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"but the church is going to have to ask people for money."
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"Who keeps putting pickle slices in here?"
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"But you don't go to our church."
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"I've lost me moral compass."
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"It offends Hanuman, the monkey-headed lord of winds,"
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"Apu thinks we can get the money"
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"at the casino playing blackjack."
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"and gave himself a shotgun tonsillectomy."
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"But you told me Uncle Stevie moved to Okinawa."
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"the Mumbai Institute of Tantric Sex,"
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"and had to move to Springfield."
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"Am I hearing this right?"
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"Counting cards requires absolute focus."
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"They're not attractive, but you cannot look away."
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"Get your head in the game, Mel!"
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"If he gets involved and this scheme fails,"
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"I'm leaving for my fund-raising meeting."
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"putting on a revue."
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"Go make magic."
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"Revue."
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"and the odds are in your favor."
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"And that is when you must flash the "get the hell out" signal."
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"I think we can do something a little harder than that."
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"Wh-What'd you do?"
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"I guess nothing gets the heart pumping"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Hard blackouts or spotlight fades?"
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"It's called, "Cats and Dogs.""
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"Oh."
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"Okay, okay, don't get cocky,"
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"Disguises?"
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"Relax, Marge."
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"he'll be cool with this."
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"to rebuild his temple."
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"and the teachers took the extra Tots home in manila envelopes."
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"Cooked all the Tater Tots, Cooked all the Tater Tots."
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"and there were too many Tots, Too many Tots."
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"Meet me at the lounge by the J. Geils cover band."
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"Is Dad in on this takedown?"
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"because you're finally grown-up enough"
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"I go on hikes with my friends"
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"you keeping this very grown-up secret."
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"I mean, "Cats and Dogs" writes itself."
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"♪ Cats and dogs on Capitol Hill ♪"
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"Well, I was taking a moment"
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"and we're worried she's in trouble."
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"I'm coming for you, baby."
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"Have you?"
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"in our "beating room.""
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"Oh, Asphodel..."
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"If we don't give back the money we won counting cards,"
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"Tiny snafu."
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"I've already given the money to the contractor."
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"We don't do that-- we don't even have a vice."
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"Well, it's not really stealing."
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"Football players can do the quarterback sneak"
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"Maybe your husband's suffering was all part of God's plan."
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"like we were Pac-Men and Dig Dugs."
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"I lied to my husband."
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"and emerge unscathed,"
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"what I should have done in the first place."
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"Dear Lord, I don't have anywhere to pray anymore,"
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"Um, I don't know if you watch us all the time,"
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"you check out what kind of crazy tunnels we've built."
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"praying for you to give us things we selfishly want."
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"It's not my division, but I'll tell Bill Kelley you said so."
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"IAMs, GDCs-- they're all down."
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"We saved the church."
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"until you stop punishing people for counting cards."
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"On a beautiful night like tonight,"
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"Next week on Sky Police..."
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""Sky police""
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"Chief, there's a sniper down in the warehouse district!"
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"Ah, um, well, you know how I love to roll,"
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"and, uh, she had it shipped to the station."
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"If I'm not here to sign for it, they'll take it back"
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"to the package place, and that is a whole nightmare."
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"Uh, yeah, I got a delivery here for, uh, Clancy Wiggins."
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"N-N-No, it's Wiggum."
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"Wiggins? That's not even a real name."
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"Okay, so you're not Clancy Wiggins"
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"Well, boys, justice has a new name--"
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"Uh, Chief, it says here"
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"you need to take a 40-hour training course"
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"and get certified before you can legally..."
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"I'm not the police anymore."
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"I'm the Sky Police."
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"Okay, okay."
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"♪ A floating future cop, Sky Police ♪"
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"♪ Sky Police ♪"
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"♪ Powered by great big fans ♪"
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"♪ I'll kill you all ♪"
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"It's starting to smell."
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"What, so you can steal it and be Sky Police?"
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"Apparently a military-issue jet pack"
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"was mistakenly delivered here"
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"Um..."
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"♪ This is the end of Sky Police. ♪"
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