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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - London, Part 1 (S06E06)

"Standard birth control methods"
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"aren't usually effective against a Swanson."
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"I got about a million thoughts running around in my head,"
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"Okay, here's what I'm thinking."
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"I was gonna wait until our anniversary,"
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"take you somewhere romantic, perhaps in a canoe--"
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"but given the news, and given"
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"my significant feelings for you,"
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"now seems as good a time as any."
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"will you marry me?"
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"Yes."
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"Ask me for anything in the world,"
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"except a destination wedding."
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"Just the opposite. We've both been married before."
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"I don't want anything big or elaborate."
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"In fact, the smaller the better."
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"Are you kidding?"
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"Well, hello there."
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"We're coming back from cleaning up the Pawnee River."
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"There's nothing I love more than squeegeeing slime"
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"off a highway underpass."
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"Where are you guys going?"
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"Okey-dokey. Well, catch you later."
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"What? Wha--"
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"Are you dead? You look like you're in rictus."
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"I just--I'm having so many thoughts and feelings"
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"- Can I be the best man? - Why not? Let's go."
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"and I care about him, and this is the greatest day ever,"
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"and I do not have time to talk about this!"
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"Wait!"
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"If you would just slow down a little,"
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"- or a bouncy castle-- - Ah!"
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"a marriage license, please and thank you."
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"What's the date of the wedding?"
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"- but we both-- - Don't care."
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"Diane, you have no idea what that means to me."
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"She gets it. Let's go."
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"Well, this is like a waking nightmare..."
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"Why don't you hold this colorful bouquet of highlighters?"
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"Why is there no rice in this municipal government building?"
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"I found a justice guy. These are the marrying people."
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"- This is Carl. - Hello, Carl."
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"My fiancee and I would like to get married"
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"right now, right here."
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"Haven't I done a quickie wedding for you before?"
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"I need your full names for the license."
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"- Ronald Ulysses Swanson. - Diane Tammy Lewis."
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"Tammy?"
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"- Let's go, Carl. - Hey, hey."
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"Let's pump the brakes, Carl, okay?"
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"Belay that order, Carl. Shortest possible ceremony."
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"Ooh, it's going to start! Ooh, it's happening!"
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"- I certainly do. - Oh, my God!"
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"- And do you, Diane, take-- - Yes!"
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"- Yes, I do. - She said yes!"
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"- Okay. - Wait!"
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"- By the power vested in me-- - Before you--"
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"I would just like to give a short speech, if I may."
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"You have ten seconds."
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"as though Ron Swanson and I have nothing in common,"
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"- Time. - It's--ugh!"
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"I could tell where you were going with that,"
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"and it was gonna be beautiful."
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"- I now pronounce you... - Oh!"
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"man and wife."
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"Hooray!"
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"Yay!"
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"Great job, everyone."
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"The reception will be held"
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"Pretend this is rice!"
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"That was beautiful."
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"The people who want to boot me from office"
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"have been viciously attacking me for weeks."
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"Recall Knope! Recall Knope!"
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"Last week, I was an answer"
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"The clue--"Who's the worst," but you know what?"
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"We're fighting back."
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"I've broken my defense initiative into 40 phases."
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"We are currently in phase 26: "No problem too small.""
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"Anyone can come to me any time with any problem,"
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"no matter how petty or small,"
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"some of these complaints are pretty damn petty and small."
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"Okay, Gretel, how can I help you today?"
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"There are slugs everywhere on the sidewalk"
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"in front of my house."
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"I want them gone but not killed--I love animals."
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"But make sure they're happy but not too happy."
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"Well, we're on it, because "No problem too small.""
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"So what now?"
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"Well, I have about 30 more people"
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"Ann Perkins. Mm."
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"This person-to-person campaigning"
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"is kind of wearing me down."
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"Well, as a wise woman once said to me,"
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"Good memory, sunfish. Let's press on."
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"Boy, oh, boy, we live interesting lives,"
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"filled with unexpected challenges."
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"Life is precious, and every day"
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"is a miracle."
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"Okay."
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"What a freak."
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"And check this out."
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"We just had manicures together recently."
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"What the hell, man?"
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"My client is a very determined businessman."
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"When he rips someone off, he goes all the way."
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"You see, you are Hydrox, Mr. Haverford."
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"We are Oreo."
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"Your mysterious, unnamed client"
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"I am impressed by how quickly he was able to move"
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"one heck of a transporter."
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"My client is not Jason Statham,"
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"if that's what you're thinking."
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"has opened up a store directly across the street"
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"I'm not worried, though."
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"I've poured my heart and soul into my store."
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"all his NBA championship trophies."
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"- It's not Lebron James. - Damn."
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"Well, I hate to say this, gang,"
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"but I don't think "No problem too small" is working."
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