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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) (S29E29)

"Fine. Nine."
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"Oh!"
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"I'm powerless. Boom! Done."
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"Step two: Admit there is a power greater than yourself."
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"Um, if I'm powerless, isn't every power greater than myself?"
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"This is the 12 steps, not 20 questions."
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"Now, make a decision to turn your life to God."
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"God. He's in every deal, like undercoating. Fine."
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"If I have one tiny flaw, it's that I have many enormous flaws."
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"Admit the nature of your wrongs."
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"Well, I'm not the best parallel parker."
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"Are you ready for God to remove these defects?"
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"Dear Lord, the Satan of Heaven,"
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"I order you to fix me."
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"Okay, I'm just gonna fast-forward through this."
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"- Engage in prayer. - I pray you're not mad."
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"And have a spiritual awakening."
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"Things that cost $9.99"
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"are really ten dollars!"
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"The Lord has spoken, and it is good!"
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"That's it. No more drinking."
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"Look at those, guys."
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"I used to be like them."
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"Oh, I'm overjoyed for thee."
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"Call me anytime you hear the devil's seductive voice."
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"Homer?"
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"Homer..."
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"I'm the most overpriced thing at Universal Studios!"
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"No! I won't do it!"
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"Lisa, sweetie, let's celebrate your birthday!"
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"Yes!"
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"Ah, honey."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"I miss you so much."
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"and it was the best birthday present I ever got."
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"Well, the essay is pretty trite."
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"But her grades are perfect, her extracurricular's stellar,"
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"and she'll be the first from her state, ever."
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"Admit! And now for our instantaneous letter"
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"I'm in! And I accept!"
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"I'm here! And it's Ivy-er than my Ivy-est dreams."
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"- Lisa Simpson. - Lisa Simpson?"
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"Hmm, I'm sorry, but there must be some mistake."
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"- Oh, no! - Ha! Gotcha!"
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"My one moment of superiority"
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"before a lifetime of begging you for money."
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"Come on, sweetie, let me carry you over the threshold."
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"Dad! That's for weddings."
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"Hey, I don't need"
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"to listen to that hooey!"
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"Because I make tie clips out of maple syrup,"
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"but only for Flag Day!"
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"♪ By the sea, by the sea ♪"
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"♪ By the beautiful sea... ♪"
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"Chug, chug, chug."
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"The hazing ends when we say it ends."
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"Do you need any help unpacking?"
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"you can't pahk your cah in Hahvahd Yahd."
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"I can't what my what in what what what?"
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"You can't pahk..."
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"- Yes...? - in Hahvahd Yahd."
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"- Are you on Novocain? - Yes, but recreationally."
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"Hi. I'm Caitlyn."
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"My roommate."
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"So, you play an instrument?"
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"Bari sax."
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"Ooh, she's pretty impressive."
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"My parents forgot my birthday three times."
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"I don't belong here."
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"Stroke, stroke,"
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"stroke..."
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"through freshman week."
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"- Hey, little sister. - Well!"
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"At least you're having a good time."
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"Yeah, these girls want me to piss off their parents"
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"before they head home."
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"Get away from him, Mandy!"
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"I'll pay! I'll pay!"
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"Tell him I have two kids."
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"Well, try this. I've known you all your life,"
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"and if there's one thing I know, it's that you belong here."
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"you're gonna ask better questions,"
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"you're gonna get into their brains like an earworm"
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"- But you first. - Thank you."
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"This is it."
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"I'm on my own for the rest of my life."
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"Huh? Are you my roommate, too?"
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"For now. Till they kick me out."
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"I already got kicked out of a psycho single"
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"'cause my roommate didn't like me."
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"So I suppose you want to tell me your SATs."
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"I'm already homesick."
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"Middle child."
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"Artsy. And I play"
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"the most unpopular instrument there is:"
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"the jazz clarinet."
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"You know your way around a licorice stick, kid."
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"You blow a mean fish hook yourself, sister!"
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"You know, today I was hoping I would meet..."
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"Here I am."
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"730 verbal, 790 math,"
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"800 telekinesis."
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"740 verbal, 780 math,"
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"I have a friend!"
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"Oh. Maybe more than a friend."
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"But I never doubted"
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"that who I am was good enough."
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"Light! Light...!"
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"Sweetie, you're one year old,"
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"and you're already the most amazing thing I ever did."
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"Daddy happy."
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"Daddy very happy."
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"Daddy euphoric!"
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"Aw. She's making up words."
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"♪ Boy, the way Nirvana played ♪"
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"♪ Steroids caused a hit parade ♪"
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"♪ Beanie Babies had it made ♪"
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"♪ Those were the days ♪"
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"♪ And we had real heroes then ♪"
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"♪ Like Jar Jar Binks and Qui-Gon Jinn ♪"
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