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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) (S29E29)

"And that someone is... Hubert Wong."
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"Happy birthday, superstar."
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"Lisa, please don't ruin Hubert's birthday."
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"You wouldn't like it if someone ruined yours."
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"I am sorry, but if you can't control yourself,"
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"I'll have to send you to the office."
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"Mmm!"
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"No, Hubert. No cupcake for her."
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"Lisa, school is a place for sitting quietly."
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"What about learning?"
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"No longer part of our mandate."
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"Did your mom ever disappoint you?"
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"This isn't about mother,"
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"so don't say a mother word about her."
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"Don't you dare, Mother, don't you dare."
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"Ah. It's just me, a student."
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"I can't hear you, Mother."
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"She's everywhere and everyone."
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"I'm everywhere because you're nothing."
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"Thanks for getting me out of work, sweetie."
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"- Want the rest of my donut? - No, sir."
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"What?"
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"Aw, please tell me what's wrong."
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"I can't tell you. You just have to know."
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"- Would tickling help matters? - No."
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"Okay, let me think. What's today? Tuesday?"
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"Yes."
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"That would make you six years and 365 days old."
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"It's your birthday!"
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"And you forgot it, Lisa."
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"And you're gonna have the best day ever."
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"Optimism, you're back."
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"It's little Lisa's birthday, and you all forgot."
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"Not me."
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"Now I suppose I got to get your kid something."
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"♪ Happy birthday to you ♪"
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"♪ We all forgot. ♪"
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"And all was well, until the next year,"
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"Well, we have-a the same-a birthday."
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"Makes it easy. You, me, and Hubert Wong."
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"That's a-right, Hubert. Cupcake for her."
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"As I got older,"
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"that my parents were not demigods."
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"You are going to die soon."
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"You are going to die soon."
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"Shut up."
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"Blood pressure spiking."
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"Shut up!"
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"Calling your doctor."
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"Shut up!"
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"No, they are a man and a woman"
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"trapped in a fragile marriage"
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"that nearly fell apart when I turned 14."
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"♪ Lisa, it's your birthday ♪"
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"♪ Soon you'll be a woman ♪"
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"♪ Than a man who wears one glove? ♪"
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"♪ Lisa, it's your birthday ♪"
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"♪ Happy birthday, Lisa ♪"
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"♪ Happy birthday, Lisa. ♪"
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"Thank you. It's a wonderful cake, Dad,"
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"but I'm 14."
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"D'oh!"
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"Happy birthday, Lisa."
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"We miss you in second grade."
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"Oh, someday you'll get out of there, Ralph."
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"I don't want to. I'm bigger than teacher."
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"I broke my desk. Teacher cry."
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"I'm growing a mustache under my long nose."
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"Better use Mom's closet."
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"Read me. Read me."
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"Come on, help a letter out."
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""Dear Homer,"
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"I will be gone."
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"Since we married, you've changed."
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"What's it say? I can't read."
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"So I'm taking the kids and opening"
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"a bed-and-breakfast."
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"Bitterly, Marge."
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"So, you finally left him."
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"I finally learned how to unhook a bra with one hand."
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"You're hiding when you're supposed to help me"
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"give the dog a bath."
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"Hey, hey, hey, hey. I'm not going anywhere."
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"Oh, God bless you, inertia."
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"Not until I wash this dog."
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"Oh, the poor guy."
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"We used to call it "grave," but that was too scary."
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"In which case, it was "gravier," but the war changed everything."
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"Marge, I tried to drink in the pantry,"
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"but you claim that's antisocial."
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"Ugh. Why don't you just go to Moe's?"
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"You want me to go to a bar on my daughter's birthday?"
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"That is so messed up."
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"I'm going, of course, but it is so messed up."
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"Happy birthday."
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"Harvard will save me. Harvard will save me."
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"Kiss me, Lisa, in front of the hall my grandfather endowed."
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"First, I have to save my parents' marriage."
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"Wait here in this fantasy?"
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"Man, Moe, you sure are spry."
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"The job keeps me young, eh."
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"Dad! Mom is gonna leave you."
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"Sweetie, marriages are like water heaters..."
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"they sit peacefully for years"
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"until they explode in a fireball ruining everything you own."
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"Mom packed her bags."
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"Which suitcase? The one with the broken wheel?"
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"She fixed the wheel."
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"Oh, God!"
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"- Dad, you've got to shape up. - Hmm?"
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"I'm 14-years-old."
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"These next four years are the last memories I'll have"
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"of all of us together."
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"I want you to stop drinking."
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"Stop drinking?"
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"I never thought I'd say this,"
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"Uh, what idiot would lean into that buzz saw?"
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"Hey, hey! I'm the man from A-diddly-A!"
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"All right, soberino, it's just 12 simple steps."
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"Oh, 12?"
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