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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) (S29E29)

"D'oh!"
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"Light! Light! Light...!"
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"I was born with one great advantage in life..."
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"You know you're choking someone who can vote."
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"It's my birthday!"
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"Shh!"
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"Happy..."
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"But you saying that makes me wants to cry more."
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"Well, that's really all I have in my toolbox."
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"Yes."
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"But because it's your birthday, I forgive you."
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"Just remember them in your prayers."
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"Both of them? Fine."
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"♪ Happy birthday, dear Lisa ♪"
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"when they forgot again."
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"I mean, really, two in a row?"
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"Even Luigi remembers it."
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"I realized, as all must,"
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"Shut up."
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"Hello?"
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"Happy birthday! Happy birthday!"
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"I remembered! Don't tell your therapist."
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"♪ Here's five brand-new verses ♪"
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"♪ Soon you'll be in love ♪"
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"♪ Who'd be better to take advice from ♪"
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"- Yeah. Mm-hmm."
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"By the time you read this...""
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"Well, good for me and good for you."
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"Bart, Mom's leaving Dad."
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"Please let me tell him, please."
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"Pass the gravy."
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"So we modified it to "gravy," unless it had meat chunks."
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"Ugh."
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"He made his money in opium, but we said it was molasses."
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"Yeah, can we, um, you know, see other people?"
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"Sure."
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"Because she won't get more than a block away with that."
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"I'll do anything you say, sweetie."
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"But that's like asking a golfer to stop drinking."
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"but I'd better text my sponsor."
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"Homer's got a sponsor?"
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"Ned, I have to quit drinking. Now!"
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"Okay, step one: Admit you're powerless."
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"Make a searching moral inventory of yourself."
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"- Make amends. - Here's your wallet."
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"How's about a Flaming Moe?"
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"He did quit, for good,"
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"Really, man, I've had enough."
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"Sorry, friend,"
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"Now, move your craptastic cah."
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"- Are you good? - I played at Kenny G's funeral."
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"Uh... any childhood heartbreak?"
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"She beats me at everything!"
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"While you were feeling inferior, I took the top bunk."
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"The beauty part is, it's not a lie."
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"You always know what to say, Bart."
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"You're gonna study harder,"
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"And then I'll make 'em proud."
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"She used all the "shampoo"!"
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"Tell me about you."
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"I was always the kid that didn't fit in."
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"- Let's talk normal now. - Thank you."
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"- A lifelong friend? - Yes!"
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"and I speak fluent cat!"
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"After that day, I never looked back..."
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"♪ Mister, we could use a man ♪"
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"♪ Like Richard Simmons again ♪"
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"Very nice. See you in court."
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"Shh!"
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"- Here's your raise. - D'oh!"
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"Light!"
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"- It's your turn to get up. - Light."
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"Oh. I'll never understand how something"
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"that came from inside of you became my responsibility."
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"- Mm. - Out!"
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"Light!"
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"Daddy. Breakfast."
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"Geez, this kid's kind of smart."
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"Tuesday."
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"Au-Autumn."
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"- She's a genius. - Foliage."
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"Like the guy who invented shoes with lights in them."
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"We didn't have to pull you out by the elbow, like the boy."
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"Mwah."
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"D'oh!"
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"Lisa M. Simpson."
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"A voice that would make a rhino stick its horn up its butt?"
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"Rhinos are extinct, nimrod."
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"Not hippos. I just saw one in smelly, blue pants."
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"Why you little..."
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"I'm not little. I'm 20, and I live at home."
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"- Oh, man. - Why you disappointing..."
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"- But did you vote? - No."
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"- Why you little... - Oh, come on, man."
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"...not voting fascist-enabling..."
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"Must stop President Kid Rock."
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"I was born with one great advantage,"
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"a family that never made anything easy."
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"Never more than on my seventh birthday."
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"Seven years old!"
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"I'll wear my favorite blue dress."
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"It's my birthday."
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"I want bacon!"
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"I can't get Maggie to sleep."
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"I guess I'll just have to start using these."
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"Whoa, okay, okay. That's enough for now."
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"Geez, come on."
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"Don't make me put you under warm water."
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"Anyone have anything to say to me?"
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"Well, of course, honey."
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"Get ready for school or you'll be late."
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"Lisa, sweetie, I know why you're excited."
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"This is a very big day."
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"...hour at Moe's was extended by an hour."
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"♪ Happy hour at Moe's ♪"
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"♪ Now he'll never close. ♪"
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"Class, today is a very special day."
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"It's someone's birthday."
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"Someone whose parents pretended to forget."
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"Yes."
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