Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Family Guy (1999) - Family Guy Lite (S17E17)

"Then, thinking I was revealing"
Family Guy (1999)
"all my most intimate wants and desires,"
Family Guy (1999)
"you thought that you could exploit"
Family Guy (1999)
"what you read to seduce me?"
Family Guy (1999)
"But when you thought I might be cheating"
Family Guy (1999)
"with someone other than yourself,"
Family Guy (1999)
"you found that, and only that, morally objectionable?"
Family Guy (1999)
"And you bring Stewie here,"
Family Guy (1999)
"who doesn't understand any of this?!"
Family Guy (1999)
"I predict, in the finale, everyone can understand me."
Family Guy (1999)
"That'd make a good finale, right?"
Family Guy (1999)
"He's special."
Family Guy (1999)
"I know you think he's special."
Family Guy (1999)
"No, he's special."
Family Guy (1999)
"He's learning disabled."
Family Guy (1999)
"I like Coldplay."
Family Guy (1999)
"- Ooh... - Oh..."
Family Guy (1999)
"I volunteered at the special needs living facility,"
Family Guy (1999)
"and Horatio happened to like horses."
Family Guy (1999)
"So, once a week, I take him to the stables."
Family Guy (1999)
"And the cape is from a Darth Vader costume he had as a kid."
Family Guy (1999)
"Did you know he's the boss of the stormtroopers?"
Family Guy (1999)
"Yes, I have fantasies about him dominating me"
Family Guy (1999)
"with his idiot strength."
Family Guy (1999)
"But it's just that..."
Family Guy (1999)
"A fantasy."
Family Guy (1999)
"That's why I wrote it in a story,"
Family Guy (1999)
"because I knew that I would never act on it."
Family Guy (1999)
"Ugh. I never thought a dog"
Family Guy (1999)
"could be such a genuine piece of human garbage."
Family Guy (1999)
"Lois,"
Family Guy (1999)
"I'm truly sorry for what I thought."
Family Guy (1999)
"It all just made sense to me at the time."
Family Guy (1999)
"But now that I see what it is,"
Family Guy (1999)
"I'm ashamed of myself."
Family Guy (1999)
"I hope you can find it in your heart..."
Family Guy (1999)
"Hey, Bri."
Family Guy (1999)
"There's a good girl."
Family Guy (1999)
"Joe and Cleveland,"
Family Guy (1999)
"What do you guys think?"
Family Guy (1999)
"I don't believe it."
Family Guy (1999)
"I'm speechless."
Family Guy (1999)
"Hey, look, it's Jonah Hill sometimes!"
Family Guy (1999)
"Wow!"
Family Guy (1999)
"Looking good, Peter."
Family Guy (1999)
"Yes. I might want me a little taste of that."
Family Guy (1999)
"Oh, well, Sheila, look out."
Family Guy (1999)
"Be careful what you ask for, 'cause you never know..."
Family Guy (1999)
"I might... Are-are you serious?"
Family Guy (1999)
"'Cause I will do this, 100%."
Family Guy (1999)
"My wife's in, too. I'll call her."
Family Guy (1999)
"We'll do a whole thing."
Family Guy (1999)
"Hey, Lois, I got a two-top."
Family Guy (1999)
"Okay."
Family Guy (1999)
"She's out, but I'm still in."
Family Guy (1999)
"Boy, I got to admit,"
Family Guy (1999)
"I feel a little sheepish to get so fooled"
Family Guy (1999)
"by a silly little book that Lois wrote."
Family Guy (1999)
"Yes, but, you know, I think what we missed in all of this"
Family Guy (1999)
"What have you written lately, Brian?"
Family Guy (1999)
"Well, nothing, but, you know, I think-I think"
Family Guy (1999)
"any writer knows how hard it is"
Family Guy (1999)
"to be staring at that blank page."
Family Guy (1999)
"Sounds like you did write something:"
Family Guy (1999)
"your career's obituary."
Family Guy (1999)
"Hi, this is Chris Griffin."
Family Guy (1999)
"Boy, Lois had some amorous adventures this week."
Family Guy (1999)
"But you know what really turns me on?"
Family Guy (1999)
"Why don't you get yourself down to the library"
Family Guy (1999)
"and open up a book."
Family Guy (1999)
"Here's a few of my favorite books."
Family Guy (1999)
"The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini."
Family Guy (1999)
"And, of course, The Dirt by Motley Crue."
Family Guy (1999)
"Seriously, read The Dirt."
Family Guy (1999)
"They snort a row of live ants like cocaine."
Family Guy (1999)
"Remember, kids, a library card is free,"
Family Guy (1999)
"but knowledge is priceless."
Family Guy (1999)
"Get that Dirt book."
Family Guy (1999)
"He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy!"
Family Guy (1999)
"Oh, my God, I'm never gonna get up these stairs."
Family Guy (1999)
"Everything hurts."
Family Guy (1999)
""since before they were married."
Family Guy (1999)
"Weekend plans?"
Family Guy (1999)
"Good morrow!"
Family Guy (1999)
"You're dethspicable."
Family Guy (1999)
"All right, I'm cutting this off right now."
Family Guy (1999)
"- Step. - Uh-huh."
Family Guy (1999)
"Step."
Family Guy (1999)
"J.D. Salinger's Catcher in the Rye."
Family Guy (1999)
"But I wait for something more"
Family Guy (1999)
"It seems today that all you see"
Family Guy (1999)
"Don't forget to turn in your time card, Peter."
Family Guy (1999)
"Well, I need someone to hold me"
Family Guy (1999)