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Clips from Family Guy (1999) - Family Guy Lite (S17E17)

""atop the probably peed-on hay,"
Family Guy (1999)
""Louise's bosom heaved."
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""They spent the next 18 minutes"
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""fighting off sneezes, in the throes of ecstasy."
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"Heaving bosom.""
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"Uh, yeah, really. Phew!"
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"Anybody mind if I open me?"
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"See you in the shower, ladies."
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"I've been here all day, and I can't move."
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"UCLA admissions office."
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"Yes, I'd like to enroll in a couple of classes"
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"so I can have sex with girls not old enough to get into bars."
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"I'm stuck! I don't want to die here!"
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"I just want to go to my desk and surf the Internet."
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"Hang on, Peter. I'll come up and save you."
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"Why'd it have to be stairs?"
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"I can't do it. Here, you're just gonna have to kill me."
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"Wait. Look, Joe."
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"A lever to turn the stairs into a slide."
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"Damn it, Peter!"
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"Oh, God!"
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"Delete... history."
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"No!"
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"Peter, you caused millions of dollars' worth of water damage,"
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"Aw, man. This means I'm the work fatty."
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"I haven't been this embarrassed since I forgot"
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"about the silent part in George Michael's "Faith.""
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"I've started using these pills called Stiff for Hours"
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"from the gas station."
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"Dog walking into a room"
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"There's food left on the table"
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"And my owners aren't around."
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"Just gonna do a little paws-on-the-table,"
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"side-of-the-mouth dog eating."
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"A Stable Affair by Lois Griffin."
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"Okay, another writer in the house."
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"Oh, my God, this is amazing!"
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"This is basically a guide"
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"to what Lois is looking for in a lover."
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"Check this out."
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"Lois is writing a romance novel about a woman"
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"who is unhappy with her husband"
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"and begins to have a torrid affair"
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"with a caped lover who has horses."
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"Don't you know what this is?"
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"It's a description of her every fantasy and desire."
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"This could finally be my key to..."
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"To what, banging my mom?"
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"You know, you are the worst."
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"Ladies."
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"Ugh! You guys, this is so embarrassing."
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"All this happened"
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"because I'm too fat to make it up some stairs."
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"Peter, you got to lose weight."
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"I know. You guys got to help me, though."
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"I can't do it on my own. I'm too weak."
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"All right, we'll help you, Peter,"
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"but we're doing it Quagsberry rules."
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"What's that?"
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"A woman... or in this case, a man..."
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"Has to do anything I say, no questions asked."
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"Anything, I promise."
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"My dearest Lois,"
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"I've taken Quagmire's place"
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"as a Union soldier in the Civil War."
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"Shortly after I arrived, they amputated my leg."
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"I dared them to, and it was a big mistake."
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"All right, Peter, today we start helping you lose weight."
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"First, let me just make sure"
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"Is that all of 'em?"
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"When I turned about 40, it started breaking up into two."
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"Please don't talk to me. I need to focus."
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"Brian, is that your horse?"
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"Wh-When did you get a horse?"
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"Oh, I've been an Equus for a while."
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"The play with Harry Potter's penis?"
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"Just my trusty steed here."
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"We have a special connection."
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"Me being an equestrianist and everything."
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"I-I had no idea you were into horses."
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"Sexy, huh?"
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"No, seems like a hassle, and expensive."
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"How do you pay for it all?"
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"and control the beast with just... the slightest glance."
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"This is nuts!"
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"Anyway, I've been speaking to my horse in the silent language"
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"Never walk behind a horse."
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"You would have to hate horses not to know that."
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"Being one with nature."
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"A mutual bond of trust."
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"Different species, same heart."
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"Welcome to CrossFit, Peter."
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"How's it different from a regular gym?"
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"where members' large dogs can charge innocent civilians?"
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"No, I... I guess not."
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"Okay, to start, why don't you go meet the owner,"
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"Jayce, over there?"
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"- Hi, I'm Peter. - Hey, man. Jayce with a "Y.""
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"Yeah, I figured."
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"So, to start out, like, uh,"
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"tell me, what's your favorite kind of food?"
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"Pizza."
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"You, uh..."
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"y-you can't eat pizza."
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"Why not?"
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"It's, uh... it's..."
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"Uh, it's..."
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"Why?"
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"Because, uh, it's, like, uh..."
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"pretty bad for you."
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"But what makes it bad?"
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"Oh."
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"Yeah, no, it's, like, uh..."
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"How come?"
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"Uh, uh, because, of, like, the ingredients in it."
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"Which ones?"
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"Name one."
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"Yeah, I... yeah, I mean..."
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"you said... your-your words,"
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"uh... pizza."
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