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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Panty Piñata Polarization (S02E02)

"Well, as it turns out, it's also a Klingon word."
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"Really? Define it."
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"All right, so shh. Tyra Banks is about to kick someone off America's Next Top Model."
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"Look at those women."
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"Too bad that's a proper noun."
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"Oh, look, there's the future Mrs. Wolowitz."
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"Yeah, and they can all move in with you and your mother."
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"Why is that Mrs. Wolowitz crying?"
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"I don't know. Somewhere in L.A."
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"You're telling me that I'm within driving distance..."
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"...of a house filled with aspiring supermodels?"
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"And they live together and shower together..."
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"...and cherrrkh. Anybody got those?"
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"Did I miss anything? Did they kick Giselle off?"
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"Sheldon, the food's here."
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"Freeze frame, freeze frame."
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"- What are you doing? - Marking the positions and landmarks..."
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"A.k.a. the future Mrs. Howard Wolowitz."
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"Just eat."
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"- Here you go. - Thank you."
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"Oh, do we have to suffer..."
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"Yes."
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"Any alterations except for breaking news..."
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"...have to be pre-approved at the weekly roommate meeting."
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"You have to make a motion."
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"Fine. Mock parliamentary procedure."
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"- What? - Sheldon's onion ring. Just put it back."
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"Well, I'm sorry, but that is your second strike."
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"They're cute and they can't spell..."
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"...because they're cats."
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"Touching my food, strike two."
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"You can get them removed early but you have to take his class."
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"Well, what a thrill."
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"...after you leave, I still have to live with him."
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"All right, that's it."
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"...to three square miles in the Hollywood Hills."
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"Or possibly Durham, North Carolina."
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"Wait. Excuse me. You forgot my barbecue bacon cheeseburger..."
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"Oh, I didn't tell you?"
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"I talked to Sheldon and he feels terrible."
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"Well, actually, technically you did do it."
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"Here you go. Quesadilla."
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"...barbecue bacon cheeseburger, barbecue sauce, bacon and cheese on the side."
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"I dare you."
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"No need to neuter the nerd. I can get you back online."
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"Voilâ."
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"As a consequence of your efforts to circumvent my will..."
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"Time to do your laundry, huh?"
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"I'm implying that you're a creature of habit."
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"Oh, no."
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"What are you gonna do?"
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"I'll just do my laundry another night."
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"Another night?"
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"Yeah, well, your Ken can kiss my Barbie."
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"Sheldon? Sheldon?"
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"Sheldon, where are my clothes?"
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"Earlier this evening..."
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"...I happened to gaze out the window and a brassiere caught my eye."
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"...you get a very long stick and play panty piñata."
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"Look, wait, Sheldon."
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"I've done no stupid things."
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"...but here."
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"It will shorten the war by five years and save millions of lives."
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"Pause it. That's it. Confirmed."
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"Okay, for the record, what you are doing is really creepy."
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"...to find a house full of gorgeous young models..."
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"...so that I can drop in on them unexpectedly, then fine, I'm "creepy.""
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"Why should I have to apologize?"
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"Penny."
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"Penny."
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"Penny."
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"Can I sit wherever I want?"
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"No, no, no."
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"Never mind. Never mind. That's not important."
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"- Good night, Sheldon. - Penny?"
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"Well played."
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"- Thank you. - Just remember..."
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"Understood."
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"She's taller than all the women in my family combined."
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"What do we do now?"
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"Okay, I have pokh."
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"Got it."
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"Yep."
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"- I have chorrr. - Got it."
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"Kreplach, a hearty Klingon dumpling."
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"Judge's ruling?"
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"Hey, guys. I need to use your TV."
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"- What's wrong with your TV? - I don't know. Just died. I'm getting static."
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"Did you pay your cable bill?"
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"Ugh. You sound just like the cable company."
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"- Excuse me, Penny, but we're-- - Don't tell her."
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"--playing Klingon Boggle."
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"All right, if you must watch, then mute it with closed captions, please."
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"All right, Boggle warriors."
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"They're gorgeous."
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"No wait, that's the future Mrs. Wolowitz."
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"With her head in the lap of--"
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"What a coincidence. It's the future Mrs. Wolowitz."
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"The current Mrs. Wolowitz."
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"Is qochbe spelled with a "qo" or a "ko?""
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"- They all live in a house together. - A house? Where?"
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"Wait a minute."
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"...and have naked pillow fights?"
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"All right, pencils down."
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"I have lokh, makh..."
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"Not yet, but her underwater photo shoot was an embarrassment."
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"Sadly, Mrs. Giselle Wolowitz is sensitive to chlorine."
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"Lucky for her I like my fashion models pruny and bug-eyed."
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"Oh, there's the house."
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"...so we can find the house of the supermodels."
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"- Why? - Isn't it obvious?"
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"Every week they kick out a beautiful girl..."
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"...making her feel unwanted and without self-esteem."
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"- Is my hamburger medium-well? - Yes."
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"- Dill slices, not sweet? - Yes."
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"- Individual relish packets? Onion rings? - Yes."
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"- Did you protest? Vociferously? - Yes. No."
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"Well, then, what took you so long?"
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"Oh, good, I hate her."
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"Then you're not invited to our wedding."
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