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Clips from South Park - Red Man's Greed (S07E07)

"But what do we do now?"
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"I mean, we can't just stand here and block their way forever."
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"We can stand here as long as it takes."
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"What is the state of our people?"
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"Last night I spoke with the spirit of the bear."
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"And bear said that if we do not build our superhighway soon,"
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"Yes, and eagle says the cumulative shared market loss on the revenue"
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"of the new casino drops 15% every day."
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"Then we must force the South Park people off their petty land."
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"it could be a publicity nightmare,"
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"We're going to give them blankets."
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"- Blankets? - Yes."
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"But what the round eyes will not know"
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"And then SARS will run through their town like a buffalo."
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"Okay, bring them in."
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"Let's see how South Park deals with this."
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"Everyone grab a Chinese person and rub them on a blanket."
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"Make sure you rub them all over. Get the SARS nice and deep in there."
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"Tom, I'm standing in chilly South Park, Colorado, where the residents"
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"from building a superhighway through their town."
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"- What do they want? - We're not moving, ass-faces!"
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"Free blanket?"
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"In the meantime, it hurts us to see you all on television sitting in the cold."
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"You had me at "free blanket. ""
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"- Free blanket? Free blanket? - Take a blanket."
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"Tom, it now looks as if the Native Americans are handing out blankets"
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"as a sign of good will towards the South Park people."
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"What an incredible display of compassion."
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"I certainly hope there's nothing sinister behind it."
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"You understand if I'm a little wary of trusting you."
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"It is only a blanket, Mr. Marsh."
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"You're welcome."
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"Tom, it's Tuesday morning now and the outbreak of SARS"
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"The entire town has been quarantined by the federal government."
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"Nobody allowed in or out. Which means nobody can come to our aid."
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"Coming up next, choosing the right hair conditioner."
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"What you don't know about hair care products could be costing you a bundle."
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"She's hanging in there. Here, drink some beer."
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"It's cool on my tongue."
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"Stanley, listen to me. I have SARS."
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"There's only a 98% chance that I will live."
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"SARS is destroying our people."
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"The Native Americans put it in the blankets they gave us."
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"Seek out the wise man in Bellocreek."
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"Now go. Go!"
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"- What? - Hey, my name's Stan, and I was..."
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"Your coming was foretold to me. You've come to save our people."
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"Come in. Watch the cats."
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"So do you know how to cure SARS?"
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"Me? No."
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"I am just a guide. Sit down."
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"An inward journey? That sounds kind of gay."
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"Let the voices of our ancestors show you the way."
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"Breathe. Breathe from the bag of visions."
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"Dude."
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"How much longer must we wait for our superhighway?"
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"SARS has spread throughout the entire town of South Park,"
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"Chief Runswithpremise. Their wills will break soon."
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"Runswithpremise! Come quickly!"
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"- What is the matter, Wife? - It is our son, Premiserunningthin."
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"He is very sick."
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"He shared a glass with one of the people from China."
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"- He has SARS. - No!"
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"- I told you not to touch them. - Papa. Papa."
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"Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup, DayQuil and Sprite."
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"Yes. Yes, of course."
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"Quickly, Stan, we must give it to everyone."
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"Boy, that really did the trick, Stan."
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"I thought we were kind of, sort of, not really, done for."
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"Now I will blow your weak, SARS-infested bodies off the earth!"
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"What the... Wait a minute. Stop. Stop!"
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"Your SARS!"
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"Where did it go?"
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"We have cured ourselves using the medicines of our culture."
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"You can cure him?"
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"In return, I shall give you all $5 credit at the casino."
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"All right, all right, I will not build a superhighway through your town,"
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"and you can all have your homes back."
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"Well, I guess we all learned that South Park is more than just a town."
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"Dude, who the hell are you?"
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"I got to come on and do the guest voice thingy?"
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"Hi, Mom! Hi, Dad! Hi, Jill!"
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"All right! Let's go!"
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"Bear said to deer, may I please..."
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"And pony replied, "Because I am a little horse. ""
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"Look at them. Small-minded idiots pouring their life savings away."
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"that lies in the highway's way?"
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"Because they're rich, greedy-ass Indians."
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"It's a long shot."
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"We have plenty enough to save our town now."
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"Hey, mister. We are not like them, all right?"
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"And the spirit of the wind has stated that if we use force,"
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"Well, thanks."
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"You must find the answer yourself by taking an inward journey."
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"Tell them, Kyle."
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"- We did it! - No!"
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"- No, Dad, no! - Listen, Stan."
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"- This is amazing. - No."
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"They were."
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"Oh, right, sorry about that."
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"Well, I'm calling a moving company right now."
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"We're sorry, but if we do not build a superhighway,"
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"Let's go 31! Let's see it!"
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"Please. As a token of good faith."
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"All right, time to show these people how to gamble."
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"further hurting our net assets."
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"You kids can enjoy our Native American comedy club."
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"They had it. They freaking had it!"
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"How am I gonna tell my family?"
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"That means if we won again, it would be 12-and-a-quarter million!"
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"But your people's remedy brings the spirit of the buffalo back into his heart."
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""I am very mad at eagle. Will you yell at him for me?""
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"That's it. I'm destitute."
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"Our nice old house doesn't interest Kyle any more."
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"You wanna leave, huh?"
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"Native Americans."
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"How can you do this to people?"
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"our casino might stop seeing profits."
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"Stan, okay?"
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"in South Park has reached epic proportions."
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