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Clips from South Park - Red Man's Greed (S07E07)
"Show some respect."
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"I am afraid minors cannot go onto the casino floor."
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"I'm not a miner, dumbass. You see a shovel in my hand?"
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"Please put your hands together for Johnny Manymoons."
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"Yeah, I'm down 26,000."
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"Gerald, 26,000..."
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"May your life be filled with the song of the sparrow."
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"Shove the song of the sparrow up your ass!"
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"You shouldn't be such a dick, dude."
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"Yes, but we have milked these simple mountain folk almost dry."
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"If we really want to see cash flow,"
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"Tomorrow they're buying the last of what they need"
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"- That's right. - That's right."
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"$300,000."
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"- We're a team! - Yeah."
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"Yeah. We're a team."
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"We just have to figure out a way to raise $300,000."
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"Wait a minute. I've got it, you guys!"
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"and parade them down the street."
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"How do we make $300,000 doing that?"
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"Our moms and dads are the ones who need money, Butters."
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"Mom! Dad!"
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"Boys, that's ridiculous."
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""but in the end managed to raise only 10."
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"I think I'm going to cry."
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"Dad."
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"- We did it. We did it. - Oh, my God!"
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"South Park is saved."
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"Yeah, but wait, $350,000."
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"You totally had it."
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"You people just got greedy like the Native Americans."
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"evil, stinky Indians! I'm sorry, Native Americans."
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"Stanley, we don't have a choice."
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"We have to take what they'll give us for our homes."
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"- We can stay and fight. - Yeah."
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"Forget it. Come on, you guys."
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"No. We won't let you destroy our town."
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"to make fish sticks. This is not just a town, it is our way of life."
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"Searching our hearts for so long"
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"Love is a battlefield"
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"This land is not for sale."
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"Damn it! I thought you said they were dealt with."
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"Yeah, South Park is ours."
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"our investors may soon sell off their shares of the new casino."
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"But they are determined and proud."
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"I already have a plan how we can force them off their land, sneakily."
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"We will present the blankets as a peace offering."
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"is that the blankets are infected with SARS!"
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"They will all get SARS."
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"Now, I need your help getting the SARS onto the blankets."
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"are entering the third day of their sit-in to try and stop Native Americans"
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"The temperature is low, but spirits are pretty low, too."
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"Though we know we have differences,"
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"we believe that a compromise can be reached."
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"Will you not take this offering as a gesture of good will?"
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"It appears this town and this reporter are done for."
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"- It's all right, Dad. - How is your mother?"
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"Then I suppose we must be patient."
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"Premiserunningthin, what is the matter?"
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"Thanks to you, we are all safe now, Stan."
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"My son, Premiserunningthin, has the SARS as well."
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"It is amazing. All our plants and herbs failed to heal him."
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"- All right! - Yeah!"
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"It's a community that nobody can split up."
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"Alex. Alex Glick?"
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"What? Get the hell out of here!"
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"- Wow, dude. - Man, Indians have it good, huh?"
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"Now, Eric, they're called Native Americans, remember?"
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"Welcome to the Three Feathers Casino."
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"I am your host, Chief Runswithpremise."
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"Please try your luck at one of our many games."
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"All right, we're gonna hit the tables."
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"Why don't you kids run along to the comedy club?"
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"All right! Time to win some money."
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"Oh, yeah! Black jack table."
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"Welcome to the black jack table."
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"May luck run through you, like the spirit of the buffalo."
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"Gerald, this is $10 a hand!"
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"Relax, sweetie. I know how to count cards."
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"Well, I don't want to play here."
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"Yeah, come on, Sheila, let's go to the nickel slots."
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"The nickel slots, you might win the $30 jackpot!"
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"Women, huh? God, I hate them."
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"Welcome to the Three Feathers comedy club."
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"What is Native American comedy, anyway?"
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"Thank you. Thank you."
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"Bear walked into a bar."
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"have a drink?"
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"And so deer said to bear, "Why the big pause?""
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"Many moons ago, pony and eagle walked up to coyote."
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"Pony said to coyote,"
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"Coyote said to pony, "Why can you not yell yourself?""
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"How's it going, Gerald?"
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"Oh, not so good."
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"Yeah, I know what you mean. I'm down 300 bucks."
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"Yeah, well, maybe we should... Wait! $26,000?"
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"I forgot to tell you, I have a gambling problem."
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"I have to win it back before Sheila finds out!"
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"Where did you get that kind of money?"
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"The casino gave me credit. I put the house up as collateral."
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"But I still have this $10 chip!"
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"Dealer 21. Sorry."
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"Loan me money. You've gotta have money in the cup. What's in the cup?"
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"Just six quarters!"
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"Oh, God. Oh, Jesus."
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"Thank you for playing at Three Feathers."
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"Okay, fine, Kyle, when we get home we'll just pack up our things,"
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"load them in the car, and we'll leave!"
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"What? No, no, I mean, I..."
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"No, no, no, if you wanna leave South Park, fine."
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"Tomorrow we're leaving."
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"Gerald, what are you talking about?"
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"Oh, you heard him, Sheila! Kyle wants to leave."
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"What's wrong with Gerald?"
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"He lost his house to the Native Americans."
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"What? But don't the Native Americans know he has nowhere else to go?"
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"They don't care."
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"Their cash flows out of them like diarrhoea from the buffalo."
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"we need to bring in city people from Denver."
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"Yes. It is time for us to implement our plan."
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