Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from 30 Rock - Gentleman's Intermission (S05E05)

"So she can ride the maid."
30 Rock
""Charlotte"?"
30 Rock
"Well, Lemon went to middle school with a Charlotte"
30 Rock
"who used to rub herself against a tree during recess..."
30 Rock
"I'm looking for DIHC, Avery,"
30 Rock
"Maybe it's time for you to carry this baby!"
30 Rock
"Oh, no, crazy hormone swing!"
30 Rock
"Why does everything smell like onions?"
30 Rock
"In here you can see one of NBC's editing bays."
30 Rock
"No! No, it can't be!"
30 Rock
"Hello?"
30 Rock
"I just want to have a little fun by myself."
30 Rock
"I am a Jedi!"
30 Rock
"Perhaps best known for his F C C fines."
30 Rock
"And thank God I didn't... some..."
30 Rock
"that would be great because my arms looked fantastic!"
30 Rock
"Hey, can I talk to you for a sec?"
30 Rock
"If this is about a personal matter, we can't discuss it."
30 Rock
"It's Avery."
30 Rock
"Ooh, she feels threatened."
30 Rock
"It's stressful."
30 Rock
"for you to still come to me with every little problem in your life."
30 Rock
"Oh. Okay."
30 Rock
"I played Arts and Literature in the film adaptation of "Trivial Pursuit"."
30 Rock
"I know who you are, Ms. Maroney."
30 Rock
"You wanted to see me, sir?"
30 Rock
"Jonathan, I may be in the market for a new young person to mentor..."
30 Rock
"No, sir. There's nothing in the world I wouldn't do for you."
30 Rock
"He will present you with a contract to become my mentee if you bring him..."
30 Rock
"I won't do it!"
30 Rock
"Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love"
30 Rock
"Dad!"
30 Rock
"Hi, sweetheart."
30 Rock
"Where are your glasses? And what's with that shirt?"
30 Rock
"Dad, what are you doing?"
30 Rock
"Honey, there's no easy way to say it."
30 Rock
"Really?"
30 Rock
"You think they won't notice you're 80 because you took your glasses off?"
30 Rock
"during your little "time-out"."
30 Rock
"Cold."
30 Rock
"That's why you need your glasses. Colder."
30 Rock
"What do you want, Liz?"
30 Rock
"Why are you sitting in your sadness spotlight?"
30 Rock
"I did not know that."
30 Rock
"Liz Lemon, you mind if I Google myself in your office?"
30 Rock
"But you can change that."
30 Rock
"That's what you have to do, Tracy."
30 Rock
"No, no, no, Jackie D. I don't need your help."
30 Rock
"I'm Tracy Jordan."
30 Rock
"When I go to sleep, nothing happens in the world!"
30 Rock
"He failed the test of humility."
30 Rock
"I cannot be his mentor."
30 Rock
"Well, I'd love for you to be my mentor, sir,"
30 Rock
"Stop calling me!"
30 Rock
"Okay, what would Jack tell me to do?"
30 Rock
"Is your dad "pathetic" or is he maybe on some level admirable?"
30 Rock
"in front of the babysitter."
30 Rock
""Lame" or... is it "heroic"?"
30 Rock
"His movies gross millions, his comedy albums go platinum,"
30 Rock
"No, it's..."
30 Rock
"Shoulders back, Lemon."
30 Rock
"Give us this third thing."
30 Rock
"Female Body Inspectors."
30 Rock
"It's me, your daughter! Elizabeth Lemon!"
30 Rock
"No, no, good people of Swingles!"
30 Rock
"Hear me out!"
30 Rock
"That's a great name for what I'm doing!"
30 Rock
"who saved its owner's life by dialing 9-1-1."
30 Rock
"That cat's a hero."
30 Rock
"I actually have an important church..."
30 Rock
"Obviously. Why are you...?"
30 Rock
"- All right, calm down... - I am squared away, Donaghy."
30 Rock
"It's go time, Ken. You ready?"
30 Rock
"I've got my hammer. I've got my mask."
30 Rock
"belonged to the indie darling "Hard to Watch"..."
30 Rock
"Now, not to editorialize, but if Jordan doesn't win the Oscar,"
30 Rock
"Killing cats is wrong unless it's to make a hat!"
30 Rock
"My skull!"
30 Rock
"It's true."
30 Rock
"And, for whatever reason, he needs you, too."
30 Rock
"you eat my parasites."
30 Rock
"The Gentleman's Intermission, yes."
30 Rock
"you're gonna be throwing up my toenails!"
30 Rock
"No, no, no, no, no! There's been a mistake!"
30 Rock
"I'll tell you what?"
30 Rock
"I'm a corrupt cop! My brother's a corrupt fireman!"
30 Rock
"He's gonna set you on fire, and I am not gonna investigate it!"
30 Rock
"And B, that I have not curb-stomped you in front of your grandchildren!"
30 Rock
""Claire"?"
30 Rock
"I know I'm jumping the gun a bit,"
30 Rock
"It is adorable."
30 Rock
"But are we still in love with the name Charlotte?"
30 Rock
"Are you serious?"
30 Rock
"I want to know why you would ever tell Lemon something so personal!"
30 Rock
"And the Donaghy Mentoring Experience is immersive."
30 Rock
"There need to be boundaries. That woman is your employee."
30 Rock
"No, she's more than that. I don't choose my mentees lightly."
30 Rock
"They have to have the drive and ambition to be worth my time."
30 Rock
"The intelligence to understand the challenges they're going face."
30 Rock
"The humility to accept my help."
30 Rock
"And finally, a life that is a bottomless swamp of chaos."
30 Rock
"Drive, Intelligence, Humility, Chaos."
30 Rock
"Or the acronym "DIHC"."
30 Rock
"and I'm going to take it wherever I can find it."
30 Rock
"It's been four years, Jack."
30 Rock
"Maybe it's time for Liz to graduate."
30 Rock
"And maybe you and Liz can raise it..."
30 Rock
"Got it."
30 Rock
"Tracy Jordan, the star of "TG S" and numerous films, has died..."
30 Rock
"I'm not done with him, Jacob! He stays on this side!"
30 Rock
"Kenneth, Tracy's not dead."
30 Rock
"NBC News makes obituaries for celebrities to have them ready."
30 Rock
"They're just updating Tracy's to include his recent submarine DUI."
30 Rock
"Oh, thank goodness."
30 Rock
"Say, do you think I could get a copy"
30 Rock
"Tom's a fellow from my town"
30 Rock
"we accidentally buried alive."
30 Rock
"Funny story, after we dug him back up,"
30 Rock
"he tried to kill all of us!"
30 Rock
"Hey, Liz, it's your father, Dick Lemon."
30 Rock
Show more clips