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Clips from The Simpsons - The Town (S28E28)

"I hate this town."
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"sexily steps back to pass, and with God-given good looks, fires it downfield!"
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"But there's no one there to receive it!"
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"(GROANING)"
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"(SCOFFS) Nice pass."
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"What a first-ballot hall-of-fame loser."
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"ANNOUNCER: But the ball is caught by the Americans' mascot, Flappy the Flag!"
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"Flappy running unopposed into the end zone"
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"for a surely illegal touchdown."
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"Throwing to the mascot?"
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"After further review, Flappy the Flag is listed"
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"on the Americans' 53-man roster and reported eligible."
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"The result of the play is a touchdown."
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"(CROWD CHEERING)"
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"ANNOUNCER: Once again, the Americans found a way to win."
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"(CHUCKLES) Oh, that'll put a smile on Coach Bonderchuck's face."
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"(CROWD CHEERING)"
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"Did not. You got to cover the mascot."
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"Use your noggin. Play smart."
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"Flappy's on the roster."
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"On the roster, my butt."
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"Once again, those Boston cheaters think the rules don't apply to them."
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"I'd be class all the way, like Mark Harmon... pure American elegance."
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"And... What the..."
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"What is... How could..."
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"That hat! Your head!"
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"That team."
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"My son!"
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"Tough loss for your guys."
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"Guess we just wanted it more."
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"would ever be caught dead wearing Boston Americans gear."
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"Dead!"
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"Sucks to be a loser."
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"Unlike the six-time Mega-Bowl champion Boston Americans."
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"Mwah! (SMOOCHES)"
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"Ring, ring, ring."
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"(FRUSTRATED GRUNTS)"
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"Give me that hat."
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"(GROWLS)"
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"(GRUNTING, SNORTING)"
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"Olé!"
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"(SIGHS) Your father never could resist an "olé.""
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"(HOMER GROANING)"
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"(LAUGHTER)"
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"Get in."
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"(GULPS)"
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"Look around, son."
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"And the Springfield Atoms are your hometown team..."
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"since 2003, when we stole them"
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"in the middle of the night from Portland."
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"What kind of life can you have here as a Boston fan?"
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"See?"
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"I would pluck out my own eyes if I did not have a call-back"
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"Face it, Dad, Boston is the Bart Simpson of cities."
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"All those awesome Southies in The Departed, (CHUCKLES) those are my people."
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"People? The dog and the baby are your people."
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"(SIGHS) It all goes back to the Boston Tea Party,"
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"(TIRES SCREECH)"
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"Just lose the hat, for your old man."
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"Get it off before God sees."
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"(WHIMPERING)"
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"(GROANS): Oh!"
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"And the people from Boston are so obnoxious."
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"They think their stupid city has the best everything:"
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"bands, comedians, chowder,"
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"their so-called cream pies, which are actually cakes."
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"- And there's... - Why don't you let me"
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"- take your mind off your problems? - And what's with Aerosmith?"
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"The... Oh."
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"(HOMER SCREAMS)"
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"Bart, you're my son."
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"There's no neck tattoo so crass, no gender reassignment too ambiguous"
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"that I would not love you."
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"Which is why I must show you the error of your ways,"
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"even if it means dragging this family all the way to hell."
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"No, not a vay-cation, a hate-cation!"
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"Where you experience the worst a place has to offer, and then say, "Told ya!""
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"Hate-watching, hate-voting and now a hate-cation?"
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"Because things you like don't fill you with delicious, delicious rage."
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"Hmm, I'm gonna love this trip."
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"That's it, build it up in your head."
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"High hopes just make the hate-cation stronger."
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"You're crazy. Boston can't be that bad."
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"I got to get to the packy before the B's drop puck!"
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"Told ya!"
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"See, boy? Notice how Bostonians aren't exactly ugly,"
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"but they're not sexy either."
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"Homer, your negative attitude is ruining this hate-cation."
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"So, what to hate first? The Freedom Trail?"
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"The touch tank at the New England Aquarium?"
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"Ooh, that could blow."
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"I want to go to Southie."
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"That part of town has the towniest townies of any town."
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"(SCOFFS) You think your Bostonians are so great?"
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"Watch as your beloved hooligans"
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"tear your innocent father limb from limb"
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"with just the slightest provocation."
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"Listen up, you clam-gargling tea-tossers!"
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"Fenway is a terrible ballpark!"
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"Dad, don't!"
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"Out of my way, ladies. You're blocking my shot."
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"The seats at Fenway Park are too narrow, and many of them face center field!"
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"It's not charming, it's a teardown!"
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"(BOSTON ACCENT): The bobbleheads!"
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"They're tippin'!"
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"(BOSTON ACCENT): Kid, mind the cart!"
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"The cot?"
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"Cot!"
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"No, don't struggle!"
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"Don't worry, sweetheart, I'm a doctor."
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"I'm also a doctor, kid."
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"(GROANING)"
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"Mm, so many doctors."
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"He's got a Pedro lodged in his airway."
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"He'll be fine, ma'am."
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"no matter how much your husband abuses his body,"
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"someone else will pay for it."
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"What a relief for women with hot-tempered,"
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"accident-prone husbands."
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