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Clips from Parks and Recreation - Sister City (S02E02)

"How do you fit all of Pawnee in a 48-hour visit?"
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"I had to drop the Rock and Roll bowling alley"
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"from our itinerary."
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"Sub-Committee for Pit Beautification, Leslie Knope."
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"It's a pleasure to meet you."
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"I'm Vice-Director Ejecutivo del Diputado del Departamento de Parques,"
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"I'm Tom."
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"And he is?"
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"Could you have your servant collect our bags, please?"
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"What'd he call me? Tom, please."
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"to fetch your luggage. Go, boy!"
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"Now, I know you gentlemen had a long flight,"
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"but I have prepared a welcome party in your honor."
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"Do we just select the woman we desire?"
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"Interesting choice. What?"
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"I think there might've been a translation problem."
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"When I said party, I meant one that did not include sex for pay."
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"But one that had food and drink and dancing, that sort of thing."
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"So, no women?"
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"No."
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"Off to kind of a weird start."
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"We have so much to learn from each other."
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"What kind of birds do you guys eat?"
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"Us, too! Amazing."
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"What is this?"
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"Water, I'm sorry. Agua."
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"I can assure you that that water's very safe to drink."
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"No. Bottled, please. Send the boy."
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"Tom, go get water."
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"Leslie, come on!"
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"You got it, Chief."
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"Hey, April, can you help me out a second..."
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"Go away, Jerry."
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"This is a gold plated replica of the gun Hugo Chavez used"
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"The gift has to be nice enough to honor and respect the guest,"
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"but not so nice that it shames him."
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"Plus, it needs to represent the local culture."
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"And I found the perfect thing."
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"A bottle of high-fructose corn syrup,"
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"Sweetums! If you can't beat 'em, Sweetums! Since 1891."
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"And eight and a half dozen rubber baby bottle nipples, also made here in Pawnee."
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"Yes. And we too are pleased to be here in your dirty alleyway."
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"His English isn't perfect, so I don't think he realizes how insulting he's being."
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"Their town is far nicer."
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"I'm not supposed to take it personally."
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"We haven't been here for a very long time, but what we have seen is,"
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"I mean, that's why people respect Hillary Clinton so much."
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"'Cause, nobody takes a punch like her."
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"It's funny because Antonio said to me, "Can we turn this car around"
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""and say we're sick or something, or that we lost our way?""
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"What is your profession?"
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"This city was planned?"
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"next to a Taco Bell."
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"It looks like it was designed by a very stupid rodent."
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"He's actually a pretty smart rodent."
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"Uh-oh! Ah!"
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"You have a quick wit."
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"I will have you for the evening."
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"She'll get back to you on that."
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"Politically, no, I don't support Chavez."
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"I despise him and everything that he does."
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"What?"
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"Okay! Let's get started, shall we?"
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"I have a full day of activities planned."
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"American children are fattened more efficiently"
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"I mean, they're like little basketballs."
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"Okay."
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"This is our thermometer!"
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"But I need $35,000, and the city doesn't have enough money in its budget."
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"I do not understand."
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"Hmm."
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"I feel my English was very clear. Shall I repeat?"
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"has a lot of oil. Oil is food for cars."
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"Okay, look, I know these guys didn't turn out to be exactly"
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"What we're gonna do is, we're gonna take them to our best park"
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"and pretend it's part of Pawnee. Or New York. Or London!"
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"They'll figure it out. Okay, never mind. We'll go to the park."
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"Everybody doing okay back there? Comfortable?"
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"I already know who wins Project Runway."
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"I am still primarily interested in the large black woman."
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"This is an embarrassment to America. I'm sorry?"
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"You are right to want to correct this."
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"Correct what?"
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"This is the giant pit of dirt you were telling us about, is it not?"
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"No, no. This is already a park."
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"Why are the trees so small?"
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"Besides, size doesn't matter."
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"Yes, it does. Our trees are huge."
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"we have a monorail, and we have an aquarium,"
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"And I don't think she's going to come here"
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"unless her career takes a very bad turn."
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"I'm gonna show you an example of that."
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"Elvis, Oh Henry! Raul, Butterfinger."
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"Antonio, Nestle Crunch with the crispy rice removed."
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"Weird choice, but for you, I got it done."
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"Cash money. I'm gonna make it rain"
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"I'm just gonna pick that up real quick."
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"So, are you guys ready? We're about to start."
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"This is where you have your meetings?"
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"Where do you hold your meetings?"
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"Well, now that you ask,"
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"and citadels, and palaces."
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"Hmm. We don't need palaces."
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"What are you? Some kind of moron?"
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"Why don't you have hand dryers in the park bathrooms?"
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"Anyone knows that!"
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"My dog went to one of your parks and ate another dog's feces."
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"How do you like it? No!"
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"How do you like that?"
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"Now imagine you're holding coffee."
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"This is outrageous."
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"Where are the armed men who come in to take the protesters away?"
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"You shout like that, they put you in jail."
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"Right away. No trial, no nothing."
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"Journalists? We have a special jail for journalists."
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"You're playing music too loud? Right to jail. Right away."
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"You're charging too high prices for sweaters,"
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"You undercook fish, believe it or not, jail."
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"Believe it or not, jail, right away."
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"We have the best patients in the world, because of jail."
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