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Clips from American Dad! - For Black Eyes Only (S08E08)

"Oh, damn."
American Dad!
"Shut up, apprentice!"
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"And then you came here and asked me"
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"(kick lands)"
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"He's also acquired a crap-load of hair dryers."
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"in a maximum-security prison on Easter Island."
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"How? That prison is impenetrable."
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"What am I supposed to do with that?"
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"(camera clicks)"
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"Well, well, if it isn't Tearjerker."
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"What's next?"
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"All right, all right, I'll tell you."
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"about Black Villain's whereabouts that I do is..."
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"Because you don't just walk into a place like this"
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"and start asking questions."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys. Guys, guys, come on, now."
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"No stab! Aah! Detroit tap water!"
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"Out of all the girls here..."
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"Sexpun, it's me, Stan."
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"you sure get knocked out easy."
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"causing a tidal wave to head right for the U.S."
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"My partner's gonna come get me."
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"Tearjerker. Same side!"
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"Well, first, I'm gonna do this."
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"It's at home."
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"Come on, don't you remember?"
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"We had a life together."
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"You are so dumb!"
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"No!"
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"Good luck. This place is locked down tighter than"
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"a friendship bracelet around your mom's fat-ass wrist."
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"I guess that was a magnet sandwich."
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"That... that will take some getting used to."
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"and I guess he didn't want to wait for me."
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"With Stan Smith."
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"Bam!"
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"I am a preferred customer."
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"(Irish accent): You wouldn't be using my hammer,"
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"and millions have perished."
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"MAN (over intercom): You got a visitor, Tearjerker."
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"Hello, Tearjerker."
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"She hates your ass."
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"you are about to die."
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"(helicopter blades whirring)"
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"Why would you think that?"
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"Oh, I forgot to tell you."
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"Smith, Stan Smith."
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"Tearjerker! Same side! (coughing)"
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"You got some set of marbles coming to see me."
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"And then I said yes."
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"(adult voice): I... I didn't know that."
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"Just let them talk and eventually they'll tell us"
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"You get the sense that so much work was done here."
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"That's because you talk too much!"
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"I'm Sexpun."
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"Oh, Stan, this vacation cottage is wonderful!"
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"(grunting)"
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"but you'll need this sandwich to get him out."
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"I mean, it hurts and it makes no sense to me"
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"(gunshot)"
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"Would a dumb person do this?"
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"(groans)"
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"♪"
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"(choking)"
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"(gasps)"
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"(screams)"
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"(water dripping)"
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"(screaming)"
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"Yeah."
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"That's right."
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"Tchochke Schmear."
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"Yeah. Shonteeva doesn't want to see you, man."
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"She's just like the original, but better."
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"Blacked her up good."
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"presenting me with a medal of some sort."
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"(shark roaring)"
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"(electricity crackles)"
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"Will you marry me?"
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