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Clips from American Dad! - For Black Eyes Only (S08E08)

"Damn, Black Villain,"
American Dad!
"why'd you have to park so far away?"
American Dad!
"It's all meters around here."
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"I'm not paying for that when there's free parking"
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"Sexpun... is that really you?"
American Dad!
"I call her Sexpunequa."
American Dad!
"I blacked her up."
American Dad!
"I missed you so much."
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"Fool, I just told you that's not Sexpun."
American Dad!
"She does not know you."
American Dad!
"Do you even know what a clone is? Yeah, I know."
American Dad!
"Look, you don't know and it's fine."
American Dad!
"Mind the curb."
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"You know, for a big-time super spy,"
American Dad!
"That's not true!"
American Dad!
"Take it back! Take it back, I said."
American Dad!
"Where am I?"
American Dad!
"What's going on?"
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"You're gonna die."
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"But first, you want to do that thing where the bad guy"
American Dad!
"tells the good guy his plan before he kills him?"
American Dad!
"Sure."
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"BLACK VILLAIN: I got all these hair dryers"
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"on a polar ice cap in the Arctic Ocean."
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"I got extension cords leading from the hair dryers"
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"to my house in Detroit."
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"Once I plug them in, the cap's gonna melt,"
American Dad!
"You're insane. Yeah."
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"The tidal wave should come all the way to Detroit."
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"That's what the sand's for."
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"I'm gonna dump all of it on my street"
American Dad!
"Beachfront property, y'all."
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"Millions of people will be killed."
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"And I will weep for those people"
American Dad!
"as I drink my beer that's in a paper bag"
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"because there won't be open containers on my beach."
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"Can't change all the laws."
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"You'll never get away with this."
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"And there he is."
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"No, not this time."
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"(laughing)"
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"We don't work like that anymore."
American Dad!
""Let the Asians do the work," we say."
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"What are you going to do to me?"
American Dad!
"(belches loudly)"
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"Ugh!"
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"Yeah, Havarti."
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"You got me back into it. That's on you."
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"Get me off this crazy thing!"
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"Where's Black Villain?"
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"You can't stop Black Villain."
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"He's a criminal mastermind,"
American Dad!
"who will carry out his plan at any cost."
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"Yeah, I just bought this eight-dollar surge protector"
American Dad!
"and I want to exchange it for the six-dollar one."
American Dad!
"The six-dollar protector is for preferred customers only."
American Dad!
"Can I use your customer card?"
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"I'm not very comfortable with that."
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"I just want the discount."
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"in hell!"
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"How could you do this to me?"
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"You used to be my wife!"
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"I don't even know who the hell you are."
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"Sexpun, I know you're in there somewhere."
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"That's insane."
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"No, I'll prove it."
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"Reach under my shirt and look in my gentleman's locket."
American Dad!
"So I look like some dead white girl."
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"So does Madonna. Who cares?"
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"I hope the ocean is as blue as it is in my dreams."
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"I don't see any fish."
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"Defeated."
American Dad!
"My feet!"
American Dad!
"Suck on my feet."
American Dad!
"Hell, no!"
American Dad!
"I'm not sucking those nasty-ass feet."
American Dad!
"You're out of your damn mind."
American Dad!
"Am I out of my mind..."
American Dad!
"or out of my socks?"
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"Oh, yeah, that's better."
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"That's right."
American Dad!
"This is your last chance to get a taste of these piggies."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I remember it all."
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"We had a life together!"
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"What? No."
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"I'm his wife. We were in love."
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"We are in love."
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"That's not how cloning works."
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"You're a completely different person."
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"Yeah?"
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"I'm totally telling on you."
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"I'm here to pull the plug on your plan, Black Villain."
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"(whistles)"
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"You had to know I was gonna use the cloning thing"
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"Can you watch where you're going?"
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"Can you go (bleep) yourself?"
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"(laughing)"
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"I can't believe he did it."
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"Sexpunequa, you're so fine,"
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"I'd rather die with him than be with you."
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"Doesn't matter."
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"I've got like 40 more of you in my daddy's garage."
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"And they do way more dirty stuff than you do."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Turn it on, S!"
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"Oh, damn."
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"You betrayed us. Aah!"
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"Ha! I survived a volcano."
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"You don't think I can survive this?"
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"Mmm..."
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"Smith, congratulations on taking down Black Villain."
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"Well, it was probably my toughest assignment yet."
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"I trust the president will be"
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"Actually, the president is dead,"
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"Smith? Smith?"
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"Hello again, Mr. Smith."
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"Face it, Tearjerker."
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"I love you, Stan Smith."
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"(gun cocks)"
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