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Clips from American Dad! - For Black Eyes Only (S08E08)

"That's right."
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"He's resurfaced."
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"Wait, wait-- did you say yes?"
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"Is this now or is this you remembering?"
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"How do I know I'm not a memory?!"
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"I need to know what's real!"
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"Relax, sir. I'm in."
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"if you keep blocking them?"
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"Hah!"
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"Ah, Smith, welcome."
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"That'll be all, Peacenickel."
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"(choking)"
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"Dude."
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"Here's the intel we have so far on Black Villain."
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"He's as evil as he is frugal."
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"He would've conquered the world long ago"
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"if he could've figured out how to do it at a reasonable cost."
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"Now it appears he's found a way."
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"We have reason to believe that he's planning"
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"a massive attack on the Eastern seaboard."
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"Nukes? We're not sure."
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"millions of pounds of sand."
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"Hair dryers? Yes."
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"The cheap bastard issued a fake recall to every salon"
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"in the U.S., saying hair dryers would make you heterosexual."
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"They came flooding in."
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"What is that monster up to?"
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"That's what you need to find out."
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"Which is why you'll be partnered with someone"
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"who also wants revenge on Black Villain:"
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"Tearjerker."
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"Tearjerker?! But he's dead!"
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"Because he fell in a volcano."
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"a volcano can never hurt you."
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"Everyone knows that, even babies."
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"Right?"
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"After Tearjerker escaped the volcano,"
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"he partnered up with Black Villain,"
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"only to have Black Villain immediately double-cross him."
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"So you'll have to break him out."
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"Just get Tearjerker to eat it. I'll do the rest."
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"All right, Smith, off you go."
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"Make sure you check in as soon as you..."
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"Capital thrust, Peacenickel."
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"That went clean through my abdomen."
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"Smith, take our picture."
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"Quickly now, before I lose my erection."
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"(seagulls chirping)"
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"Are they hot or not?"
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"Hot!"
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"Phillip, you think everyone's hot."
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"Ha! See? You can't do it!"
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"I need your help."
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"You need my help?"
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"(laughing)"
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"(forced laughing)"
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"I'll never help you."
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"I'm going after Black Villain."
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"I will help you. Okay, then."
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"First thing we need to do is get you out of here."
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"Ha, just kidding, your mom has no friends!"
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"(laughs): Ho-ho!"
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"Why?"
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"Just do it."
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"Aside from the Havarti cheese, this sandwich was a total bust."
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"Ow! What are you doing?!"
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"We're on the same side now!"
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"Oh, right. Partners."
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"we have to find his top henchman, Tchochke Schmear."
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"Wait, I thought Tchochke was your henchman."
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"He was."
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"But then I went to jail,"
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"Some henchmen just can't do the "alone" thing."
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"I get it. Whatever."
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"Just one of those things I'll never get, you know."
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"Ooh! Should I buy this?"
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"This old picture of this guy?"
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"Wh-Why would I buy this?"
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"You know, you never said"
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"how Black Villain double-crossed you."
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"You know how Tommy Bahama's is the best store?"
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"Well, we were gonna open a competing place"
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"called Johnny Cabo."
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"and turned me in for molesting my high school gym teacher."
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"I flipped it on him."
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"Every ceramic frog is $80."
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"How about this one?"
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"So, you two are working together?"
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"Janeane Garofalo hanging out with commercial success?"
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"That was a '90s slam!"
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"Tell us where Black Villain is!"
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"I'm not telling you anything!"
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"I'll save you, Tchochke!"
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"Right, right. Damn it."
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"Sorry."
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"The thing you don't know"
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"(laughter)"
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"It's been two hours."
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"Why don't we just ask them about the woman who shot Tchochke?"
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"You got to play it cool."
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"I hope you told Craig to shut up."
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"And I'm done with him."
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"And he better not show up"
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"at Black Villain's house party tonight."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"We get to that house party, we get to Black Villain."
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"Then what're we waitin' for, fools?"
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"Let's get to that party!"
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"Craig, what are you doing here?"
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"Y'all don't know my side of the story."
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"But you haven't heard why."
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"Why, Craig?"
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"'Cause I felt like it."
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"♪"
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"Let's split up."
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"Any sign of Black Villain, you come find me."
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"You got it, partner."
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"No! No! Aah!"
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"That's the woman who shot Tchochke."
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"You're alive!"
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