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Clips from American Dad! - For Black Eyes Only (S08E08)

"Didn't really ask who you were, but okay."
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"(screams)"
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"Want me to go downtown?"
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"I love you, Sexpun Tocome Smith."
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"would you, Murphy?"
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"(Irish accent): Oh, and what if I was, brother Cillian?"
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"Oh, and pray tell, what would that be?"
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"(both yelling)"
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"Me hammer!"
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"(grunts)"
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"I'm out of the spy business, sir."
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"What if I told you that you could catch the man"
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"(gasps) Black Villain?"
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"(Sexpun screams)"
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"The memories are so fresh and clear."
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"It was after that"
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"that I started working with those Irish roofers."
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"if I wanted to catch Black Villain."
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"All the way in."
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"Or as much of me as you can handle."
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"Sassy."
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"Peacenickel, how am I to know if my strikes are effective"
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"What we do know is that he's stolen"
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"As long as you fall the right way,"
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"(computers beeping, machines whirring)"
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"That's how Tearjerker ended up"
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"We'll get you in,"
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"(mouse clicking, computer beeping)"
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"Name one person you don't think is hot."
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"Stan Smith."
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"Now eat this."
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"You haven't said a thing about my paintings."
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"Looks like we're partners now."
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"Yeah, you and me, we're gonna take Black Villain down!"
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"Yes, right."
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"If we want to catch Black Villain,"
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"He has a booth here every other Sunday."
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"and it never will, but I get it."
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"Talk me out of buying this. I'm buying this."
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"But instead, Black Villain shot me in the face"
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"(tires screeching)"
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"Looks like we're going to Detroit."
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"Oh, yeah, no, I knew that."
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"Look, you didn't know it and it's fine."
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"what we need to know."
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"You know I did."
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"Let's hear your side, Craig."
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"Oh, I cheated on her."
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"I "pick" you."
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"I know you didn't just touch my hair."
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"Sexpun!"
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"Except you're..."
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"at the library three miles away."
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"No, that's a clone I made of Sexpun."
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"Did you miss me?"
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"and let the water come right up to it."
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"On cue!"
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"This time, it's a double-cross."
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"I love old factories."
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"Second, we're gonna run you through this."
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"You got a preferred customer card?"
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"I need it to get you the preferred customer price."
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"Come on, you still get the purchaser points, man."
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"Oh, it's like that, huh?"
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"I hope they take purchaser points..."
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"I can't believe I've come all this way just to be defeated."
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"Not you, Tearjerker!"
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"Come on, you never could resist these."
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"♪"
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"You better..."
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"put those back."
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"Well..."
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"You're just repeating what he said ten minutes ago."
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"No, he's right."
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"Yes!"
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"for something besides turning a white girl black."
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"(gunshots, grunting)"
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"Yes! It worked!"
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"Good-bye, Stan Smith."
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"I'm gonna give you another chance."
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"Grab Tearjerker now!"
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"Wait, why are we saving you?"
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"(waves crashing)"
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"half the U.S. is underwater"
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"So, maybe just enjoy that beachfront cabin in Iowa, yes?"
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"ANNOUNCER: Previously on American Dad..."
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"Good evening, Tearjerker."
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"You've jerked your last tear."
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"I'll be back, Mr. Smith."
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"Only the best for my former whore of a new bride."
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"(cell phone ringing)"
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"Yello?"
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"Agent Smith, the world needs your help again."
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"There's a new villain who..."
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"Sir, I'm on my honeymoon."
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"But, Stan..."
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"All the way downtown,"
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"to the worst neighborhood on my body."
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"(moaning)"
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"I could suck your toes all day."
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"You've made me the happiest man in the world."
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"Hello, Stan Smith."
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"Who are you?!"
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"Black Villain."
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"I've never heard of you."
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"Uh, because I'm up-and-coming."
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"But I'm gonna make a name for myself by killing you!"
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"(grunts)"
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"You killed my wife!"
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"You look ridiculous."
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"I suppose I'd have to do something 'bout it."
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"Come on, guys, break it up."
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"There you are, Smith."
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"We've been looking for you."
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"Did you ever think that I didn't want to be found?"
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"We need you back, Smith."
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"Something big and bad is about to happen,"
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"and I want my best man on it."
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"That all died when Sexpun did."
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"who killed your wife?"
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