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Clips from The Simpsons - Any Given Sundance (S19E19)

"This can't be real."
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"It isn't. You crashed and now you're lying unconscious in a snowbank."
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"I'm Lisa Simpson, and this is my family."
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"One, two, three."
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"Another chute?!"
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"give me... ladders?!"
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"What a wonderful film about horrible people."
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"They're like the family from hell on acid that's on steroids."
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"You stupid kid!"
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"What if I walked in here barefoot?"
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"You did, Dad."
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"Happy birthday, Mom."
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"Shame on Marge!"
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"Lisa, how could you?"
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"I didn't mean it like that."
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"A lot of things got changed in the editing room."
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"Proudly edited by Lisa Simpson."
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"Lisa, your movie exposed our crappy side to the world."
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"I knew you were lame, but I never imagined you were bogus."
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"in front of the world."
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"Oh... I was just trying to accurately portray"
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"my unique and quirky home life."
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"Quirky? Quirky is a grandma who gives people the finger."
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"You made us look like monsters."
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"Monsters!"
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"Monsters!"
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"Monsters!"
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"Guys, guys, look, it's a documentary."
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"Nobody outside of this festival is ever going to hear about it."
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""is the can't-miss hit of the festival."
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""Landspeeder, do not Bantha, to your nearest cinema"
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"Don't you dare post that review."
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"I'm sorry. You're too late."
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"Not if I can help it. Come here, beams, come on."
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"Hey, hey, where you going? Come..."
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"Oh, there's too many."
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"I just said I was thinking of adopting"
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"Well, if we can't get into Sundance, would you like to check out"
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"its alternative cousin Slamdance?"
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"There they are: the producers"
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"of Capturing the Simpsons."
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"We want to be in the Chalmskinn business."
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"This is it, Seymour, the big deal."
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"Just play it cool."
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"Look, we want to buy this movie"
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"and we're prepared to offer you anything."
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"We're prepared to accept anything."
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"We want ten percent of the first-dollar gross,"
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"full European distribution rights,"
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"and access to the most exclusive VIP tent in Sundance."
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"Way to make a deal, Seymour."
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"They don't even know that my pockets are full"
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"Yes."
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"- It's them. - Look at them walking around."
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"Say something dysfunctional!"
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"Let me get a picture of you strangling my kid."
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"No."
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"Hey, we pay your salary."
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"I never wanted to be famous for being mean."
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"I wanted to be famous for catching Santa Claus."
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"Let's just go back to the condo."
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"We have to wash the dishes and do the sheets"
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"so it's nice for the next people."
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"Maybe deep down I always knew how much this film would hurt them."
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"Maybe I'm the monster this movie exposed."
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"Now what kind of talk is that?"
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"Oh, hi, Mr. Jarmusch."
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"Lisa, I've been following your family's turmoil closely, and I can relate."
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"are also about social misfits experiencing the dark side"
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"of the American dream."
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"That doesn't sound like your kind of movie."
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"It will be. Check out the poster."
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"for making them a laughingstock?"
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"The answer to that is where it always is: in a movie."
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"Let's take a look."
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"Who helped him?"
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"Seymour Skinner never puts all his eggs in one basket."
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"That's why they call me "Two Basket" Skinner."
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"What? They do."
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"I'm Nelson."
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"This is the impound lot that my house gets towed to every night."
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"Let's get going."
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"We got to swing by the Laundromat, steal me a new bra."
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"You're going to be the classiest girl at Classy Girls."
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"No, no, no, don't go in there."
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"Oh, no, he did."
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"Oh, man, that is messed up."
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"Whoa, what the hell is that?"
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"What?"
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"Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, now I see it."
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"It's called Kids Are People Too,"
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"and I play a grown-up who doesn't think kids are people, too."
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"So if you want to come..."
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"Can't. I'm organizing my Laramie Bucks."
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"If I want that golf umbrella, I got to get to smoking."
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"Sometimes I take the long way home,"
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"past the happy people's houses."
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"I like to look inside and pretend I have a family like theirs."
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"do my tears seem small."
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"Thank you, Mr. Jarmusch."
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"You have taught me a valuable lesson:"
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"True, but I was also teaching you that festival buzz is,"
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"like my movie Coffee and Cigarettes, a funny thing."
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"- Did you see it? - Well, I, uh..."
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"That's okay. I know you did."
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"I like this movie way better"
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"than the one by that little girl"
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"Wow, I guess Nelson's the hot thing now."
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"My movie will probably never be seen."
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"you made a great movie and you ought to be proud."
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"I must fade out with a cool dissolve."
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"That hurts."
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"Hey, Nelson, say something poor."
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"I know."
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"- Kind of miss it. - I know!"
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"We'll be in another movie, and this time we'll act really bad."
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"One was plenty."
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"We know you love us, honey,"
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"even though sometimes you show it in a "quirky" way."
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"I'm not going to lie to you guys."
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