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Clips from The Simpsons - Any Given Sundance (S19E19)

"The assignment is to film the beauty of the everyday."
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"I am a born film maker!"
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"Three points out of a possible five."
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"Ah, that's a funny joke, Mr. Kincaid."
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"Is this an art class or a comedy class?"
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"You're the teacher, and I accept your decision."
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"The man is an idiot!"
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"Agreed. The film has everything: emotion, conflict, Milhouse."
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"Lisa, you're a gifted film maker."
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"It's as if Ingmar Bergman and Penny Marshall had a baby."
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"Cinema is my secret passion."
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"When Edna Met Seymour, Ghost Willie,"
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"They sound great. I'd love to read them sometime."
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"Unfortunately, the studios have made it clear"
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"In fact, I'm... I'm no longer welcome on the Universal Studios tour."
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"Orlando or Hollywood?"
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"- Yeah, getting back to my grade - Forget grades!"
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"With the right subject, you could be a great filmmaker."
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"Well, according to Aristotle, drama contains six elements:"
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"- plot, theme, character... - Not the smarty-pants answer."
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"Where's the drama in your life?"
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"Okay, but can I just finish the smarty-pants answer?"
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"- No! In your life! - My family!"
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"Family, eh? That's right!"
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"Your brother is Bart Simpson, one of Mrs. Krabappel's"
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"fourth graders, and your father is a local character of note."
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"Lisa, if you make a documentary about your family, I can help you."
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"This is so generous."
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"All I ask is, if you ever win an Oscar..."
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"give it to me."
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"Lisa, what are you doing?"
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"- Smithers and Burns? - No. Us!"
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"- Can I be Smithers? - No, Dad,"
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"I want you to play Homer Simpson."
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"Why, 'cause I'm fat?"
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"Although it was suspiciously pro-lawnmower."
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"Okay, everyone, just be yourself."
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"Don't look in the camera. Pretend I'm not here and..."
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"What, I'm going for a Shia LaBeouf thing."
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"Shia LaBeouf!"
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"Uh-oh, there's already an on-set romance."
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"Homie, she's not making a snuggle film."
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"Ew, Lisa, make them stop!"
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"I'm sorry, but as a filmmaker, I have to face the truth."
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"I cut my fingers on the way"
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"The way I'm slipping away"
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"It hit me like a tom"
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"You hit me like a tom"
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"- Skinner! - Yes, Superintendent Chalmers?"
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"I hear you've been encouraging a student's creativity!"
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"- Please, sir, I can explain... - I'm thrilled!"
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"Or would have been, if not for your knee-jerk assumption"
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"This is our chance to finally show up"
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"that fancy Springfield Creative Arts Academy."
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"The whole school is made up of modeling clay."
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"Well, with some school band"
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"Think bigger, Seymour."
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"Think film festivals."
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"You mean..."
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"Banff, Shmanff. I'm talking about Sundance!"
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"Sundance?!"
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"The preeminent independent film festival"
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"held each January in Park City, Utah?"
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"If Lisa's movie gets in, we won't just be the school"
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"with the highest hamster mortality rate."
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"Ah, so young."
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"I call this cue "Homer's Lament.""
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"What are you boys doing on the Foley stage?"
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"Okay, one more take."
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"Can we please go to the next scene?"
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"Oh, dear."
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"We're getting too many mainstream movies."
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"When are we going to see a submission"
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"with the Sundance independent film spirit?"
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""Paul Giamatti..."
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""is the world's greatest superspy..."
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""who only exists "in the mind"
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"of an overweight agoraphobic "jazz musician..."
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"Oh, okay, here's one from Springfield,"
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"made by a vegetarian..."
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"intellectual misfit..."
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"People, you know you have to limit your gasps at this altitude."
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"Oh, and she's eight years old!"
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"They think I'm going to give them money?"
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"Save the Children? Save your breath."
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"Doctors without money!"
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"Hey, Greenpeace, you're not getting a piece of my green."
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"Robert Redford? Guess what."
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"A scissor runs through it."
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"Dad, no!"
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"My movie got in!"
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"I'm going to the Sundance Film Festival!"
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"Aye, los DVDs!"
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"Where'd everybody go?"
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"I can't believe I'm a director with a movie at Sundance."
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"and ask him who he is."
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"I try to answer that question in my films."
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"What else?"
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"Prove it, Hollywood."
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"Hey, you're crying."
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"Yeah, but I'm crying about something else."
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"What?"
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"This is the last time we'll ever be together."
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"playing at Sundance."
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"Ooh, Regularsville."
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"Sounds like my kind of place."
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"Oh, Candyland."
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"Every title means the opposite of what it means."
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"I didn't."
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"This is it: my premiere."
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"We can't wait to see it, sweetie."
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"Oh, a documentary?"
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"Passes, please."
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"Uh, we're with them."
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"You know these guys?"
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"I've never seen them before."
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"He's..."
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"He's, uh,"
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"he's, uh..."
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"That's a joke."
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