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Clips from B Positive (2020) - Canine Extraction (S01E01)

"I made us this photo album"
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"of Cannoli, so we will always remember him."
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"Aw, that's sweet."
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"It's hard to see someone you love move on."
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"So, this is him dressed as the pope"
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"for Halloween."
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"And here he is on a date with the neighbor's collie."
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"Mm."
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"Sorry, we didn't think she'd mind you were neutered."
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"Aw."
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"Hey..."
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"do you think we have time"
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"for one last trip to the dog park?"
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"Yeah, sure."
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"Ooh, but if the neighbor's collie is there,"
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"we're gonna ice that bitch out."
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"You were supposed to take a left there."
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"Oh, we're not going to the dog park."
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"Why? Where are we going?"
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"This is a jailbreak, baby."
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"What? Yeah."
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"We're not letting anybody take this guy away."
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"We're dognapping him."
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"You're serious? We're stealing Cannoli?"
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"Oh, yeah. It's on. He's our dog now."
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"But-but he's got to go back."
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"Why? What kind of selfish jerk abandons his dog for six months?"
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"The kind of selfish jerk who helps orphans in Ghana"
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"smile again after cleft palate surgery."
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"Oh, please. I bet he leads with that"
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"at singles bars all over Africa."
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"Look at him."
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"He's attached to us. We're his real family."
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"Well, so is Dr. Pete."
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"Oh, come on. Are you telling me Cannoli would choose Dr. Pete"
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"-over us? -Of course not."
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"I read The Very Hungry Caterpillarto him every night,"
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"but I would change it to The Very Hungry Cannoli."
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"He can't read."
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"We have to do what's best"
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"for the dog, and that is keeping him with us."
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"I don't know."
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"You're the person who loves him"
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"Oh, see? And you know that's genuine"
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"because he's very poorly trained."
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"I do hate the thought of saying goodbye."
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"Exactly. Okay, look, we are done playing by the rules."
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"-Okay. -Here's the plan."
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"We disappear, we go off the grid."
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"We go from town to town, we mix it up with the locals,"
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"maybe solve some of their problems"
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"along the way, and then we move on."
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"Granted, I am basing this a lot on The Incredible Hulk."
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"Maybe we keep spitballing?"
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"Sure. Yep. No bad ideas."
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"Uh... Got it."
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"We find someone to take Cannoli for a few weeks,"
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"and then we tell Dr. Pete that he ran away."
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"We slap up some posters, and then,"
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"when the coast is clear, we happen to adopt a dog"
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"that looks just like him. Yes!"
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"Ooh, and for the poster, I can use a picture of Cannoli"
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"from his quinceañera."
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"I don't have to tell you it was pirate-themed."
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"Hey, everybody, keep your calendars clear for the 29th."
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"No."
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"Because I'm playing Abraham Lincoln"
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"in a one-man show at the New Haven VFW."
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"That's a great venue. I got married there."
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"Hope it works out better for you."
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"You're playing Abraham Lincoln?"
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"Are you gonna free yourself at the end?"
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"It's like Hamilton, it's a reimagination."
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"You should get one."
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"Okay, guys, listen up."
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"Uh-uh. What are you doing?"
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"You can't bring a dog in here."
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"A dog? Get that filthy,"
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"slobbering thing-- oh, aren't you cute?"
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"Are you giving out kisses?"
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"Oh, this is kind of an emergency."
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"Yeah. We-we just need someone to take Cannoli"
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"for a f-few weeks."
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"Samantha, what do you think? Can you take him?"
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"I don't let my mother stay with me, so what do you think?"
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"Jerry, what about you?"
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"Uh, sorry, I couldn't do that to my hamsters."
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"-Say no more. -It's just that they're so sensitive, and I..."
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"She said, "Say no more.""
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"I'd love to take him, but my building"
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"doesn't allow dogs."
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"You own your own house."
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"I said what I said."
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"Come on, you guys. Somebody step up."
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"We're gonna lose him."
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"Lose him? What are you talking about?"
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"Well, Cannoli's "owner" wants him back,"
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"and we cannot let that happen."
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"When you say "owner," do you mean"
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"the person the dog belongs to?"
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"Technically, yes, but we've been"
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"looking after him now and we love him."
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"I bet his owner doesn't even know what his favorite song is."
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"It's "Hotline Bling.""
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"But he's not yours."
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"This is a bad idea."
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"Yeah, no one's gonna help you commit some crazy dognapping."
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"How do you think his owner feels?"
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"I'm sure he misses his own dog."
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"Oh, who cares, Jerry?"
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"Everybody settle down!"
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"A dialysis center"
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"divided against itself cannot stand!"
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"Wow. Thanks, George Washington."
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"Drew, I think they're right."
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"Just because we love him doesn't make him ours."
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"You, too?"
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"I have a dental convention next month."
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"You could watch my two hamsters..."
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"No more."
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