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Clips from The Simpsons - The Burns Cage (S27E27)

"We've got our Ilsa."
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"Are you sure? Even by school play standards,"
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"Skinner, I'm setting down my clipboard"
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"are just a formality."
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"Lisa Simpson, reading for the part of Ilsa."
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"Pass. Hard pass."
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"Can I tell you a story?"
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"It's about a girl who came to Paris and met a man,"
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"and there you are."
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"Guess what, you've just been promoted a grade."
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"and she looked up to him and worshipped him"
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"with a feeling she supposed was love."
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"That's it!"
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"I'll audition for Rick."
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"Brad and Angelina, Kermit and Miss Piggy,"
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"Mrs. Brady and Greg."
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"Yes!"
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"And since only one child"
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"I'm looking for a down-on-his-luck heel"
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"named Skinner."
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"Name's Jack Deforest,"
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"and of all the schools in all the districts,"
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"I had to get transferred to this one."
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"Not again!"
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"Bring it back, get it working,"
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"on this."
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"Homer, I'm a long-haul trucker,"
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"but, uh, how do you know about Grinder?"
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"My wife put me on to it."
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"I was looking for an app for pepper grinders,"
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"and I found this."
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"Did somebody here swipe me?"
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"Here's five bucks."
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"Finally, I'm paid to act."
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"Tell you what,"
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"if you buy a half-page ad in the program,"
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"You have a deal."
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"Don't judge me."
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"You're blowing away everyone else in the play."
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"If I gave you any thought,"
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"I probably would."
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"I'll be in my trailer."
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"Yo, dingus, someone doesn't want you in that play."
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"That is all."
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"Line!"
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"Follow!"
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""I can't follow.""
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""I can't follow.""
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"Also, why would Nazis respect letters of transit"
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"signed by De Gaulle?"
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"I may be pulling on a thread, but hear me out..."
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"Everything looks great, Marge."
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"Thank you."
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"cubes that are cut on the bias."
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"Come in, come in, come in."
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"Can I get you a Tom Collins?"
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"Hello, Tom Collins."
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"Uh, who?"
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"You know what?"
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"and guess what?"
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"You're in luck, because I give great massage."
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"How did you do that?"
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"Would you like to discuss that over Peruvian tapas?"
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"Simpson, I'm stealing your bartender."
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"Three day bender!"
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"Are there any gay-themed songs about celebrating?"
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"♪ Let's celebrate ♪"
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"♪ There's a party going on right here ♪"
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"Smithers, where have you been?"
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"I'm dictating my autobiography."
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"Chapter One: A Commotion at the Telegraph Office."
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"I'm afraid I have other plans."
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"There are no other plans."
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"Now take my picture for the back cover."
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"quit!"
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"My God, I did it."
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"One more button."
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"You're forgetting who installed this system."
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"Ahoy-hoy!"
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"release the hounds."
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"Send vicious dogs to rip him to shreds."
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"I said release!"
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"That sounds vaguely sexual."
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"I'm gonna have to file a grievance."
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"Also, let's just see how you've been treating those hounds."
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"What the..."
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"Okay, we're gonna have"
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"to shut this all down."
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"You know, he doesn't give me health insurance..."
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"and I, uh, I think I have rabies."
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"I'm gonna need to speak"
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"to your head of Human Resources."
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"Ancient-a history."
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"in my pappardelle rustiche con salsiccia e porri?"
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"Now to set her down gently on the golf course."
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"I'm here for you."
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"Listen, I'm making a trip to Cuba, okay?"
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"My homeland, where my accent"
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"this is gonna be the time of my life."
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"I'm in!"
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"what I do is treat them like they're perfect."
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"Really?"
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"If they sense you believe in them,"
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"they'll get better."
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"The government owes us $2 million."
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"Oh, I... my mistake."
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"Yeah."
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"I'm in a new world"
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"and completely forgotten about..."
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"I'm sorry, sir."
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"You address me like I am him."
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"I bet that mural of him"
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"reminds you of him!"
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"Am I in the green?"
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"I'm afraid not."
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"Beneath this mask I am crying."
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"has been nothing but trouble."
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"You're my lawyers, tell me what to do."
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"Lots of money, but it won't be enough."
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"Yes, I suppose what this calls for"
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