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Clips from Sanford and Son (1972) - The Great Sanford Siege (S01E01)

"You knew it was coffee."
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"- You mean you don't like it. - Well, what is it?"
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"The drugstore, the grocery store, gas, electric, telephone."
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""We have, therefore, turned this over to a collection agency..."
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"for repossession of the items purchased."
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"They can't take away my TV. I won't ever be able to find out..."
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"even though Michael is Bill's son."
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"- You never received the letter. - What?"
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"Just look at this."
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"Listen. If I'd have been scared out of my pants..."
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"every time I'd been threatened to be sued..."
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"Let me see that."
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"- I need my glasses. - Get your glasses."
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"28 dollars for..."
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"Mineral oil, epsom salts, Pluto Water."
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"- You're a regular doctor, aren't you? - I'm not a doctor, but I'm regular."
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"and that tells me everything I need to know."
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"Do you realize that we got bills here that run over 200 dollars?"
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"Well, you're the person that keeps all the money in this family."
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"That's why I said put 'em back in the mailbox."
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"and I'll see if they done turned off the electricity."
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"I have a summons for Fred Sanford."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"- You are Mr. Sanford, aren't you? - No speak English."
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"It's no good unless it's been delivered to the person..."
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"Say, Pop, it looks like he's gonna stay for a while. He's eating his lunch."
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"They got us trapped. But that's all right."
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"We gonna out-wait 'em, just the two of us."
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"Randolph Scott and his wife surrounded in a mountain cabin."
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"And Randolph Scott say, "Honey, you go for help and I'll hold 'em off. ""
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"and had 10,000 Texas Rangers."
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"You know what I mean. You draw their attention..."
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"and I'll take the bills and go see if I can get somebody to loan us the money."
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"- Is he still out there? - Yeah."
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"- Is that all the food we got? - It's all I could find."
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"Can of pork and beans and a can of zucchini."
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"- And that's it, huh? - That's it."
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"if you like the zucchini, and I'll just keep these."
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"Have you forgotten we have no way of heating the food?"
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"Well, in that case..."
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"- Or you can have... - Will you stop that."
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"I'm from the Hamlin Collection Agency..."
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"and I've got an order to repossess some furniture..."
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"Yeah, and you'll be in a lot of trouble."
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"'cause we got a lot of friends in Washington, D.C."
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"Then I'll tell you what I'm gonna do."
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"I'm gonna do down to the Marshal's office and get me some deputies."
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"Well, you just go right ahead, smart guy."
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"- Okay, I'll be back. - We'll be waiting for you."
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"Then he rushed out the door and got caught in a crossfire of machine guns."
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"All of a sudden, James Cagney say, "They got me, dirty rats. They got me. ""
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"Just keep it all. I just wanna get some rest."
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"Lots of good things in here. Son, I... Son?"
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"I ain't eatin' nothin'."
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"Well, don't yell at me. Yell at that guy out there blockin' the market."
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"He's not the one that got me into this thing. You did."
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"And it's all because you don't know how to take care of no business around here."
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"Then you can get a six-year-old kid to help you."
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"Hey, Sanford, open up! I got two deputies with me."
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"Sanford, I'm sorry to have to do it this way, but it's my job."
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"- Yeah, that must be it. - Wait a minute. You can't take my TV."
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"You want me to sleep on the floor? I got arthritis."
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"You could get a job somewhere down at the post office or in the car wash."
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"He pushed me down the steps."
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"Son, he pushed me down the steps."
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"- You butcher! - Listen. It was an accident."
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"Just take it easy, Pop."
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"Listen. You fellows know I didn't push him. He fell."
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"I don't know. Sounds like he's got a pretty good case."
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"Look, you know your people better than I do."
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"If I were you, I'd get out of this neighborhood before it gets dark."
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"Did you hear that?"
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"Don't worry, Pop. You'll be sorry you ever set foot in this house, buster."
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"and you can testify from the wheelchair like that dude Ironside."
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"No chance. It's out of my hands now. It's up to a judge to decide this."
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"I bet I can give you one across your lip."
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"On top of that, I'll give you a hundred dollars..."
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"All right, make it a hundred and fifty."
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"You just signed this check and it's over for you..."
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"Yeah. An old crippled zucchini watching Days of Our Lives."
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"- I don't know what to say. - Why don't you start with "good night. ""
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"- We back in business. - You were terrific."
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"We can pay off all our bills and get everything turned on again."
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"- Yeah, from rags to riches. - Yeah, we're back on Easy Street."
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"Two happy people... Sanford and Son."
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"It takes a lot to coordinate this place."
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"Son, what's the matter?"
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"What do you mean? You wanna give the check back?"
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"If you give that money back, I'm gonna be real sick."
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"We'll hold on to the check and we'll look at it as kind of a loan, see?"
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"- Pork and beans and zucchini. - Are you serious?"
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"Come on, son. Let's go to dinner."
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"- You want some more coffee? - What?"
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"I thought it was tea."
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"Pop, you make your coffee so weak, it tastes like tea..."
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"and you make your tea so strong, it tastes like coffee."
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"I think you invented a new drink... teafee."
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"Is it instant, percolator or drip?"
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"It's instant, cooked in a percolator and served to a drip."
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"Nobody's got to tell me this is the first of the month. Look at these bills."
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"- What am I gonna do with all of them? - Put 'em back in the mailbox."
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"- Brilliant. How'd you think of that? - You asked me."
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"But I expected an intelligent answer."
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"And I gave you one. Put 'em back in the mailbox."
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"Look at this. "Repeated requests for payment have not been answered."
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"The Luau Layaway Furniture Company. ""
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"Luau? That's where we bought all our stuff from."
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"if Mickey and Laura got a divorce."
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"- What are you talking about? - Mickey and Laura. Days of Our Lives."
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"See, Mickey and Laura are getting a divorce."
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"See, Laura wants to marry Mickey's brother, Bill."
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"But Mickey don't wanna give up his son Michael to Bill..."
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"But Bill don't want Laura without Michael..."
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"even though Mickey is willing to give up Laura."
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"That's why I got to know if Mickey and Laura are getting a divorce."
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"- Who? - Mickey and Laura."
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"Sanford and Son is falling apart and you're talking about Mickey and Laura."
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"Don't you realize they're coming in here to take everything out of here."
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"- They ain't gonna take it. - I just read you the letter."
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"Put it back in the mailbox."
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