Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from The Simpsons - Maximum Homerdrive (S10E10)

"believe I did."
The Simpsons
"Well, I really gave him no choice. You see-"
The Simpsons
"- Lousy meat-eating scum. - Huh?"
The Simpsons
"The worst part is you pick out your own cow..."
The Simpsons
"and they kill it right in front of you."
The Simpsons
"Oh, whoa. A complimentary basket of hooves."
The Simpsons
"Hmm, I think I'll take- oh, that one."
The Simpsons
"Take my advice. This one's not for greenhorns."
The Simpsons
"It's an insult. Sock him, Dad. Sock everybody."
The Simpsons
"But, uh, I reckon I could take you to school. You're on, boy."
The Simpsons
"but now I feel a balanced diet can include the occasional eating contest."
The Simpsons
"''Reliable'' Red Barclay!"
The Simpsons
"- Go, Dad! Go, go, go! - Yeah! Come on, Homie!"
The Simpsons
"Gluttons, to your marks, and gorge!"
The Simpsons
"Come on, Dad. Pick up the pace. Chew and swallow. No savoring."
The Simpsons
"He's not even halfway through Walter and he's already hallucinating."
The Simpsons
"The winner and still champion, ''Reliable'' Red Barclay!"
The Simpsons
"You're not breathing."
The Simpsons
"Don't people usually breathe?"
The Simpsons
"Oh, no. Homer, no."
The Simpsons
"- Aren't you gonna say bye? - Good-bye, Homer."
The Simpsons
"Come on!"
The Simpsons
"Well, according to Red's schedule, we have to make it to Atlanta in three days."
The Simpsons
"Lisa, we got another postcard from your father."
The Simpsons
"Maybe it's time we took a walk on the wild side."
The Simpsons
"We're buying a new doorbell?"
The Simpsons
"##"
The Simpsons
"And today's my evaluation with Senor Ding-Dong."
The Simpsons
"Excuse me, Mr.... Trainee, I'm trying to find a musical doorbell."
The Simpsons
"Oh, that's just what I need. Another piranha in the tank."
The Simpsons
"Wouldn't it be great to live right here at the truck stop?"
The Simpsons
"Great. Now write your mother and tell her the marriage is off."
The Simpsons
"And then when the paperwork is done, I'll make Gwen my wife."
The Simpsons
"Anyone? Anyone at all?"
The Simpsons
"and bounty hunters to beat the band."
The Simpsons
"Wait, Marlin. You know, I just had a thought."
The Simpsons
"Still no visitors."
The Simpsons
"What's the number for Luigi's?"
The Simpsons
"- Damn it! - Oh."
The Simpsons
"- Just do it.! - Nothing doin', missy."
The Simpsons
"No. But if you'll just ring the-"
The Simpsons
"- Lisa, no, no, don't! It won't be the- - ##"
The Simpsons
"##"
The Simpsons
"Hey, get that truck out ofhere.!"
The Simpsons
"What about Erica?"
The Simpsons
"- Uh-huh. I bet he used bait. - Relax, boy. We're ahead of schedule."
The Simpsons
"Actually, we have to go 2,200 miles in 1 0 hours."
The Simpsons
"No problem. I'll balance it out with a bottle of sleeping pills."
The Simpsons
"Yeah. That Navi-Tron Auto-Drive System has made our jobs cushier than ever."
The Simpsons
"- The what now? - You know, this thing."
The Simpsons
"Didn't your union rep tell you about the scam we got going?"
The Simpsons
"All right, listen, pal. Here's the deal."
The Simpsons
"You stumbled on the secret that only truck drivers are supposed to know."
The Simpsons
"- Hey, Bart. Watch me run down this old lady. - Dad, no!"
The Simpsons
"The second I let go of the wheel, this little wonder kicks in."
The Simpsons
"And if scaring old ladies don't float your boat, watch this!"
The Simpsons
"What the hell? Breaker, breaker."
The Simpsons
"I need to get some sleep."
The Simpsons
"Okay, okay. Let me just get the wire cutters."
The Simpsons
"Oh, the heck with it."
The Simpsons
"The convoy!"
The Simpsons
"Looks like we got ourselves a showdown, boy."
The Simpsons
"Something better!"
The Simpsons
"- You can say that again. - Yeah."
The Simpsons
"and went back to driving like our daddies did."
The Simpsons
"Yeah, sure it's hard work and it's lonely as hell."
The Simpsons
"- Sounds good to me. - Oh, I like that."
The Simpsons
"1 0-4, dead buddy."
The Simpsons
"This is Red Barclay's shipment, on time as always."
The Simpsons
"- ## - I thought you were just a marketing gimmick."
The Simpsons
"Oh, my. Gracias, senor."
The Simpsons
"www.tvsubtitles.net"
The Simpsons
"D'oh!"
The Simpsons
"''You can take your free tetanus shot and shove it.''"
The Simpsons
"- You told her, Dad. - You better-"
The Simpsons
"You still haven't told us why Lenny bit you."
The Simpsons
"Not you."
The Simpsons
"I'm going over to protest this disgusting new restaurant called The Slaughterhouse."
The Simpsons
"It's decorated with hanging steer carcasses and a fountain of blood."
The Simpsons
"Oh, I heard about that place on The Red Grocer."
The Simpsons
"Well, maybe the animals don't mind, honey."
The Simpsons
"They might enjoy being the center of attention."
The Simpsons
"Then why are we eating this crap?"
The Simpsons
"Come on, everybody. We're going to The Slaughterhouse."
The Simpsons
"Wow! It's even more wonderful than Lisa said."
The Simpsons
"Mmm. Beef salad, beef on the cob, beef-fried beef-"
The Simpsons
"Is there anything on the menu that isn't meat?"
The Simpsons
"- Ha. Not likely. - Cool."
The Simpsons
"Even this menu is made of meat. It's an entire chicken pounded flat."
The Simpsons
"No. He's a bit listless, isn't he?"
The Simpsons
"Give me- ooh, that spirited fellow."
The Simpsons
"He didn't put up much of a fight. Why don't you pick one for me?"
The Simpsons
"- from that cow. - Hmm?"
The Simpsons
"Wait a minute. Is this the biggest steak you've got?"
The Simpsons
"Seventy-two ounces? I thought this was supposed to be a steak house..."
The Simpsons
"not a little girlie, underpantsie, pink-doily, tea-party place."
The Simpsons
"Well, there is one steak that's only available by special request."
The Simpsons
"We call it ''Sirloin-a-Lot. '' It's the size of a boogie board."
The Simpsons
"Very good, sir."
The Simpsons
"He will pit his stomach against 1 6 pounds of indomitable tenderloin."
The Simpsons
"Only two people have ever finished the whole thing."
The Simpsons
"If you want some friendly advice, pal..."
The Simpsons
"I wouldn't tackle the big one right away."
The Simpsons
"Oh, yeah? What do you know about it?"
The Simpsons
"- Hmm? - It's you! You're him!"
The Simpsons
"You're Tony Randall!"
The Simpsons
"Red Barclay's my name. I'm a trucker."
The Simpsons
"And I've eaten steaks from coast to coast with taters and toast."
The Simpsons
"Greenhorn? Who's a greenhorn? What's a greenhorn?"
The Simpsons
"Oh, you're just jealous 'cause you don't have the belly for it anymore, Mr. No-Belly."
The Simpsons
"Well, I have just finished a whole lamb."
The Simpsons
"- But what if he chokes? - Oh, not to worry."
The Simpsons
"We have the latest Heimlich machine."
The Simpsons
"On your left, the pride of the American trucking industry..."
The Simpsons
"And an your right, Homer somebody."
The Simpsons
"Chew, chew, chew! Chew, chew, chew!"
The Simpsons
"- Ooh, dear. - No, Homer! Don't fill up on bread!"
The Simpsons
"Huh? Oh, right! The steak!"
The Simpsons
"Must eat beef. Must defeat guy I just met."
The Simpsons
"Lungs filling. Sinuses packed with meat."
The Simpsons
Show more clips