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Clips from Parks and Recreation - Tom's Divorce (S02E02)

"Now that you're getting divorced,"
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"I sort of feel like..."
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"Would it be okay with you if I was to ask her out"
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"once the fake dust settles?"
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"Why not? Sure."
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"She might be the perfect spooning size for me."
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"Mark is way better than me. I'm gonna..."
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"I'm gonna say that there is at least..."
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"I think I'm done, Andy."
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"Forget money. We'll play for something else."
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"- You have nothing else to give me. - A t-shirt I tackled Eddie Vedder in."
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"It's literally priceless."
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"Okay, how about this."
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"If you win, you don't owe me any money, but if I win, stop bugging me and Ann."
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"You leave us alone."
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"So if I win,"
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"I also get Ann."
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"If you win, then you get Ann."
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"Want some steak? Champagne?"
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"Think of something and we'll get it. What do you want?"
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"A cheese fountain?"
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"How about a marriage? How about a non-divorce?"
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"to remember how much you care about each other."
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"Think about it. Does our marriage really make sense to you?"
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"I'm a short, beautiful government employee"
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"You're a club promoter?"
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"Aspiring."
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"The point is, I never meant anything to her."
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"It wasn't even a real marriage."
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"Now the sadness is pouring out of Tom."
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"- We are going to the Glitter Factory. - What?"
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"I can't go back there. But if you see Jasmine,"
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"No, I want to go to the Glitter Factory."
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"I appreciate what you're trying to do,"
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"but once you go in there,"
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"you will see things you cannot un-see."
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"I've gone on record that if I had to have a stripper's name,"
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"it would be Equality."
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"But I'm willing to sacrifice all that I've worked for"
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"- All right. - Lap dances are on me."
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"I mean, I'm paying for them. They're not gonna actually be on me."
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"'Cause there are some feminist scholars"
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"who say that stripping is a feminist act."
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"- Is it always like this? - I wouldn't know."
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"You're one of the good ones."
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"Hello, beautiful."
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"I like a strong, salt of the earth,"
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"your Steffi Grafs, your Sheryl Swoopes."
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"Does she make scrambled eggs?"
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"it's been a real pleasure dating you."
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"I'm awesome at pool, and I hustled your ass."
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"I don't even know how to say this. I am so sorry,"
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"and I will do my best to visit you on holidays."
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"I guess you're his now."
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"but, it weirdly doesn't feel that way."
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"I don't want to do that."
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"I just got to say, Sierra, I don't get why this cheers men up,"
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"- Really grind the sorrow out of him. - You got it."
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"And then afterwards, reconsider your profession, but for now,"
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"I don't know what's wrong with me."
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"That girl up there,"
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"But right now,"
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"And then she's free to marry Ron Swanson."
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"But who cares?"
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"If it's not him, it'll just be some other guy."
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"Did you tell Tom that you were gonna ask out Wendy?"
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"I wish I wasn't alive to hear myself say this,"
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"then they're trying to steal each other's wives."
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"Thanks."
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"Come on in."
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"My God."
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"Excuse me?"
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"Halt."
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"Technically, yeah."
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"Who's he carrying?"
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"My husband's the one that's being carried."
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"By his boss."
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"You and Ron will be perfect for each other."
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"You should get married and start a club for people who betray Tom Haverford."
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"You have a lovely home."
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"Rough morning?"
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"I threw up a bunch of them this morning and feel much better."
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"The reason I was acting weird yesterday was,"
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"My God, because you're Libyan."
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"No, damn it. Wendy's from Canada."
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"Wait. Start again?"
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"You guys got a second? It's about last night."
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"Of course not."
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"I never for one second thought that that was for real."
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"You clearly have something going,"
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"But no, this is no "psych"."
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"Sure."
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"Goodbye, A-cakes."
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"I thought for a second you were gonna chase after me, but you didn't."
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"Anyone knows that you like your wife? Your wife knows that you like your wife?"
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"I didn't know until yesterday."
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"How could there possibly still be glitter on me?"
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"Takes forever to get off."
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"My crotch looks like a disco ball."
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"Sorry she called you selfish of course"
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"She just didn't know the full story of course"
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"She loves being your deputy"
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"We got to talk ourselves out of this late registration fee"
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"That is the creepiest place on earth."
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"Thank you, sir."
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"Tom and Wendy?"
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"mpm"
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"Took a risk, bought some shoes online."
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"Look..."
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"- Would have been nice to have saved it. - You should have auto-saved that."
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"but I'm fine."
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"Look. Look at my face. Are you watching?"
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"most stressful event in a person's life."
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"but he's hiding his emotions"
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"Don't be all like,"
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"Likewise."
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"weakening it little by little."
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"Here's what you do."
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"Apparently you can get in trouble even after divorce."
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"There's a really fun documentary"
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