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Clips from Parks and Recreation - Tom's Divorce (S02E02)

"I'm so, so sorry."
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"I think Tom seems fine."
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"underneath a very thick layer of axe body spray."
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"- We are his safe bubble. - She's kind of right."
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"- That was a really good Ron. - Thank you."
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"What a coincidence."
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"I called the factory. It's gonna take a special order."
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"Not just because of the size, but because of the weird shape as well."
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"Of course of course"
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"Leslie thinks you're a wounded animal,"
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"Act sad."
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"That'll make her feel better. She'll get off your jock."
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"You still can't tell anyone about the green card thing."
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"Thanks, Rondoleezza Rice."
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"The rumors are true. Wendy and I are splitting up."
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"Why don't we go out tonight, hit the town after work, huh?"
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"about tandem bicycles at the art house."
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"- Or we could go to a restaurant. - Strip club?"
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"- Did somebody say strip club? - No."
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"- Somebody say strip club? - You did."
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"There is a great dinosaur-themed restaurant in Patterson."
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"It is called Jurassic Fork."
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"I have gone there three times a week for the last 15 years."
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"Dinosaurs, huh?"
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"All right. Sounds okay."
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"Medium roar."
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"I'm not a big fan of group dinners"
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"Invite them to play pool."
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"and say one thing that they love about Tom."
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"I'll start."
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"- I really wish I could have your body. - What?"
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"No, I mean, you're in good shape, and you can eat whatever you want."
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"Ann, you go ahead."
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"I think Tom is really nice."
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"Also, you can give me your credit cards,"
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"April, go ahead."
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"and just fly you around."
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"Thank you, Donna."
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"Hey, garcon?"
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"And that's game."
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"Shoot."
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"What do you say we play again?"
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"Easily."
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"Except for a little peck at the wedding for appearances."
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"there may be some potential with me and Wendy."
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"Looking at her, I... I feel like..."
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"I'm gonna take a leak."
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"That would be $6,400."
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"I accept checks and most major credit cards."
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"a chance..."
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"- What are you talking about? - No more comments."
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"That doesn't seem like a very fair bet."
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"I'm sorry. Maybe you need some time apart,"
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"She's a tall, beautiful surgeon."
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"slash club promoter."
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"Like blood from a pterodactyl after it's attacked by a T-Rex."
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"tell her she can keep Anthony, but I want my microwave back."
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"Drop out of school and start doing meth."
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"just to put a smile on your perverted little face. So don't blow this."
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"Got it."
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"There is a girl here that also works at Quiznos."
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"She's really nice to me here"
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"but really mean to me at Quiznos."
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"I'm gonna put these in places you've never heard of."
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"Yeah, I've been a little down."
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"Don't like strip clubs."
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"Smells like a wet mop in here."
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"And I get the feeling that these women is running a low-grade fever."
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"Wait a minute."
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"But I will take a free breakfast buffet"
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"any time, any place."
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"Tom cat. Pull up a mouth."
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"This buffet is unstoppable."
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"I'm not hungry."
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"You already won your Oscar, DiCaprio."
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"Ann, in case I don't sink this,"
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"Scratch on the eight!"
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"I'm victorious."
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"Bye, Andy."
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"I know that legally"
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"Ann is now mine,"
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"Sorry, it's loud in here."
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"And I gave her money to writhe around on your parts."
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"Well, I already paid her. Can I get my money back?"
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"So let her do her writhing."
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"but go crazy. Give my friend here the works."
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"This is honestly the saddest I've ever been."
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"she's my emergency contact."
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"I hate it here."
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"It's perfectly normal to feel devastated when something's over."
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"60 days!"
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"What? Ron?"
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"It's complicated."
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"What is wrong with you?"
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"but I am ashamed"
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"Great. Good. Okay."
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"And, you know, also maybe not have sex with his wife?"
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"From the knees."
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"He weighs eight pounds."
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"You insensitive little hussy."
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"You're married?"
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"That's my husband."
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"Good."
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"So where do you want this?"
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"So how you feeling?"
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"You know those hangover pills you can order on TV?"
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"This..."
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"I hope I'm not gonna have to explain to you that you don't own me."
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"You don't have to worry about me bothering you anymore."
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"and I should respect that."
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"If you say "psych", I'm gonna be really pissed."
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"You remembered how much I like to say "psych"."
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"Thank you for saying all that just now."
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"Hello, Ann."
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"Good-bye, Ann."
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"Good-bye, Andy."
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"I meant every word I said."
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"So don't tell anyone. Don't tell Ron."
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"- What's up? - I'm gonna need you to go up"
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"for the parks van."
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