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Clips from Scrubs - My New Old Friend (S02E02)

""Don't go in there, girl! He behind the door!" You know?"
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"Ultimately, life is a lot simpler at home."
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"All right, just relax. You can totally handle this."
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"I wanted to say something before we go back in here."
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"Why?"
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"Everything I own is in this truck, including my bed."
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"- Look, Elliot, I... - Oh, damn."
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"Dr Cox, I lost my apartment and so I was just needing a place to stay."
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"Oh, you are so right."
Scrubs
"I'm sorry. What are your boobs like?"
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"I have been to the zoo, yes."
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"And while you were there, did you jump into the cage"
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"- Give him a full work-up. - OK, you know the drill."
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"And you can start timing... now."
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"So, how you been doing? Still seeing that surgeon?"
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"Now, how do you feel after surgery on your...?"
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"Now, do you have a ride home today, dear?"
Scrubs
"it always warmed my heart to see your face."
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"I don't care what the old bat says,"
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"Cos she's my friend."
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"You want this? You want this? Psych!"
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"- Maybe I'll ask Lisa out again. - You should."
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"Alas, Mr Corman, shockingly, all your labs have come back"
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"and they're negative for everything."
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"- haven't you? - I'm listening."
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"I think you're fine, but if you'd like,"
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"all the way through your hip,"
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"Thank you, Carla. So what's it gonna be there?"
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"Head home and get some rest, or an afternoon of senseless,"
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"You're smarter than him."
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"Are we gonna just live with each other forever"
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"- That would be stupid. - We're both human,"
Scrubs
"so staying in that situation would be a big mistake."
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"Sometimes when you're down, you end up taking it out on the wrong person."
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"You think there aren't kids out there"
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"Dr Kelso, will you just hear me out?"
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"Son, the woman is recovering from major surgery on her..."
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"- Brain. - Dammit."
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"Now, son, give me the real skinny."
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"You're sick."
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"JD, I don't know what I'm gonna do."
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"Tallyho!"
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"She was going, like, 35 miles an hour."
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"That's totally different. Don't worry about Kelso."
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"I'm so dead."
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"He is the finest oncologist we have on staff."
Scrubs
"That was some catch. The patient shows almost no symptoms."
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"What made you even think to do that?"
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"Oh, how was your date?"
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"If you're looking for your beeswax, it's not over here."
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"I needed your help last night and you bailed on me."
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"And, listen, if I don't get it back to you"
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"Everybody lies, Dr Turk,"
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"whether it's that doobie brother in there,"
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"after he graduates from art school. And by the way, sport,"
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"Mrs Kaye doesn't have any grandchildren."
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"and your prognosis is excellent."
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"- That's great. - Yeah, it is."
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"But if you remember anything, remember this."
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"Thanks."
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"This is good. It feels like we've really turned a corner."
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"Why did you let me harass that guy?"
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"I guess I just don't get as good a read on you as I used to."
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"Maybe."
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"No. Other side. Yeah."
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"I think Lisa and I might try talking tonight."
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"Well, if the cut was that deep,"
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"Once again..."
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"Dr Jan Itor. Dr Jan Itor."
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"OK, maybe you're right. But we're doctors."
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"- Hey, you're black, right? - Here we go."
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"It's like... It's offensive."
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"I suggest you boys get your asses off of Bessie."
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"who decided she can't handle sleeping with you"
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"Oh, right."
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"- Morning, buddy. - Morning, pal."
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"You were right. I'll just put this guy's side-view mirror on his roof."
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"Hey, JD."
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"Yes?"
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"- Go ahead. - I understand it's harder"
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"Because you're a guy."
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"We should just get in there, get naked,"
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"and have sex one last time, just get it out of our system."
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"I know."
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"See? This is good. I don't feel weird."
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"OK, just tell her the truth. You're crazy about her."
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"and make sweet, elbowy love to each other."
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"So you went over to your friend's house"
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"Are you kidding? If he turns out to be her brother,"
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"this is better than my stories."
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"Dude, what were her boobs like?"
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"I was at my friend Kelly Papadopolous' wedding."
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"I share a glass of ouzo with this guy named Yanos."
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"I ask the guy to pull over because I'm gonna explode"
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"in some guy's rose garden. Now what would you think?"
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"Same thing I think right now."
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"Have you been in contact with many exotic primates this year?"
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"Because if you did, then you just might have Yaba."
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"Here are my vitals. Here is the Mountain Dew."
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"Just kidding. That's my urine sample."
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"OK, vision perfect."
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"but after this type of procedure most people experience"
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"- I drove myself. - Well,"
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"Tell her you're calling the DMV and having her license revoked."
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"Don't be insensitive, son. It's ugly on you."
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"I can't take the sweet old lady's driver's license."
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"Give me it!"
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"- Never mind. - Hi, JD."
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"- Hey, Lisa. - Dude."
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"This gift-shop chick, did you ever...?"
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"- Why would I care? - I'm sorry."
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"I guess when I was passing by JD's room the other night,"
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"- "Dr Reid"? Sweet. - You guys, this conversation"
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"is starting to make me feel a little uncomfortable."
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"- Maybe I will. - Cool."
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"- Good. That's what I'll do. - Let me know how it goes."
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"I'm taking my own car in case you turn into a freak again."
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"It's a date!"
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"The guy is here like a thousand times a year taking up a bed,"
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"What do you want me to do about it?"
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