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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Nude Beach (S03E03)

"It wasn't enough."
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"Until then, you're open for business."
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"- What's going on? - The closing ceremony, Bob."
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"Remember? You have to cater it."
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"Well, better clean up the gum under the tables."
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"♪ I'm a bad man with a master plan ♪"
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"♪ I'm good at having"
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"Or is it so cool that I will shut you down?"
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"One sixty-three, one sixty-four..."
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"Hot patty. It's safe. Damn it!"
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"- Yay! - Yay!"
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"Grade-A ground beef."
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"Meaning we dropped it on the ground. Louise."
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"There's just the little matter"
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"of your handwashing certification."
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"I don't see it prominently displayed anywhere."
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"Come on, nobody needs to be certified in handwashing."
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"Yeah! Hands off my hands, government!"
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"If you wish to remain open,"
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"exploring the 32 steps of proper hand sanitation."
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"I'm not taking that seminar."
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"Not before you watch"
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"- Come on, Hugo. - And here's your "C" rating."
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"What?! Hugo, you're an awful man."
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"I'm a "lawful" man."
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"Falafel man."
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"- Waffle man. - Omelettes."
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"Am I doing it right?"
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"We should get going, Hugo."
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"Well, Bob, if you must know,"
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"to a disgusting nude beach?"
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"There've been reports of vendors there serving food"
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"while n-n... naked."
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"That's how the vendors served food in the Bible."
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"So long, Bob."
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"Get certified or that "C" will stand for "closed.""
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"I played Bubbles"
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"on the critically acclaimed series The Wire."
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"Today I'm here to talk about a different kind of bubbles."
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"Soap bubbles."
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"When washing your hands,"
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"do it for the time it takes to count to a thousand."
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"One... two... three... four..."
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"Ugh. Nude beaches are full of overweight,"
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"out-of-shape old bodies and I don't want to go there"
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"and realize I look exactly like that."
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"I'll go with you, Mom."
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"Mother-daughter nudity day. Fun!"
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"I'm pretty sure it's no kids allowed."
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"No kids allowed?"
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"Look through here and tell me what you see."
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"It's a cliff."
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"That's a cliff, all right."
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"No, it's a cliff that overlooks the nude beach."
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"we could sell tours... nudity tours..."
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"to teenage boys."
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"It's like the Internet, but outside."
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"We're not even at the nude beach yet, you."
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"It's like we're in Paris."
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"we're gonna be the Lewis and Clark of nudism!"
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"I'll be the Sacajawea."
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"You already took your bottoms off!"
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"Whoa, whoa! What kind of shape is that?"
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"it's like a flower or something. Whoa."
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"Check out the hot guys in the drum circle."
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"Hi."
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"Bobby, you're not gonna believe this."
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"He was at the nude beach!"
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"Wait, who was there? Hugo!"
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"Yeah, he was trying to shut the place down."
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"No, he's one of them now."
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"One of what? A nudist! Nudie!"
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"He was playing in the waves."
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"Dancing around."
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"He looked like, ah..."
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"Madonna in the "Cherish" video."
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"Th-that's not possible."
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"He said he took a leave of absence to be nude."
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"So... Hugo's not our health inspector anymore?"
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"We're free! Ah! Oh, oh!"
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"No more surprise inspections! Ha, ha!"
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"No more stupid violations!"
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"I wash my hands."
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"in with the nude air."
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"Don't be embarrassed, Linda."
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"Yes, we were once an item,"
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"unfortunately..."
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"but better late than never."
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"Oh, my investigation?"
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"Let's just say what I uncovered"
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"in that investigation"
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"was my very own soul. Wow."
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"The old Hugo would have seen this man"
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"The new Hugo sees only a man."
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"Three blondies, please."
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"Whoa, wai... Wha... Where'd you pull that from?"
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"My fanny pack. Where's your fanny pack?"
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"Oop. Oh-ho! There it is."
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"Well, it kind of makes sense."
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"he was like a tubby little time bomb."
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"Teletubby time bomb."
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"Can't it wait? We're tired."
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"And rashy."
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"And we're gonna put a roof over you and Ma."
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"Well, good luck. I'd pay not to have to look at those people."
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"Hey, Dad, whoa, whoa, whoa, rewind."
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"Everyone, Hugo is not a health inspector anymore."
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"Ron! I think I know why you're here."
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"Hugo has taken a leave of absence."
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"We miss him terribly and hope for his speedy return."
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"All right, well,"
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"I'd like you to meet Hugo's replacement."
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"Hey, hello, Tommy Jaronda. Pleasure to meet you."
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"Hi. Uh... what, you're the new Hugo?"
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"Well, there's only one Hugo."
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"Yeah, yeah, it's cool, Bob."
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"I'm seeing a lot of tickytacky fouls here."
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"What, he made you go to a handwashing seminar?"
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"That's some major B.S."
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"Pardon my language, kids. How are you? Hello."
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