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Clips from The Office - Cafe Disco (S05E05)

"I don't care. Bury it."
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"(PANTING) Okay. I'm going to need two able-bodied men."
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"Cafe Disco? More like crappy disco."
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"There's girls in there. Where?"
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"You bring my sandwich?"
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"I guess they got what they want. I am eating alone."
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"Dwight. Dwight."
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"I do."
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"No kidding. She sits three feet from me. It's the most annoying thing."
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"It's like children singing Christmas carols."
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"Yeah. I'm loving the vibe down here."
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"You invited someone?"
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"Oh. Yeah. Was I not allowed to do that?"
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"Cafe Disco is dead, but I can still hear the music in my head."
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"(MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"It's better than I imagined it."
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"Tell me where it hurts."
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"Right... Right there."
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"Yeah, you've got a knot in your crest."
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"My grandfather was told that Diamond Dancer would never race again."
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"They were wrong. He came in ninth in the Apple Creek Derby."
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"or perhaps a dance?"
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"All right. Here you go."
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"Look, I hate to be "that" person,"
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"but it is a magical place. You have to give it a chance."
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"This is oil from the gland of an otter."
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"It keeps their fur water resistant, as well as traps heat."
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"Now, I need you to lie still for an hour."
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"An hour? I can't stay here an hour."
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"Whoa, whoa, girl. Whoa. Whoa."
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"Boss, this used to hang from my windshield, but it belongs in here."
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"No problem. I'll just have no idea who's driving behind me now."
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"Oh, no! Oh, no!"
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"(ALL CHEERING)"
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"MICHAEL: Here we go. Yeah."
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"I think Bob's going to cheat on me with his new secretary."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"When I say it out loud, it's so silly."
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"(BOTH LAUGHING)"
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"Am I not allowed to have some fun?"
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"You ready? Yeah."
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"(MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE)"
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"We should probably stop by. It would mean a lot to him."
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"Hey. Hey. Man, Jim and Pam."
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"but you need to move to reduce lactic acid buildup."
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"Mind if I steal my wife?"
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"You can't steal what is legally your property."
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"What dance competition? I was just dancing casually with my friend, y'all."
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"(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"You don't have to stay if you don't want to. I understand."
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"No, not me. Not me. Get out of here. Cafe Disco."
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"Hey, come on, man. We're not even to "Y.""
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"This is so cheesy."
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"Me, too."
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"You know, I think maybe I want a wedding wedding."
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"You wanted to do this, okay? Just be brave."
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"and I'm thinking maybe we should have gone that route."
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"I'm doing... No, I'm doing it for free."
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"otherwise, I'm going to mess up."
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"Gay ear? Are you 12 years old?"
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"Well, I..."
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"Count to 20."
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"No, I'm going to count to three. One, two, three."
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"(SCREAMING) Son of a bitch!"
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"Andy, that was just the ice."
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"(WHISPERING) Thanks."
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"I still don't understand why you"
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"Just sent it."
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"ERIN: Hi, guys. How are you doing?"
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"Erin, how many times do I have to tell you?"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"Now, how can I help you?"
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"I will take your silence to mean that you are all hiding something."
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"Okay, so we're going through all the wedding plans,"
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"and, boy, it is complicated."
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"You can't leave anyone out. No one."
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"What? No. No. Not even close."
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"I'm going to be down there."
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"Is there a cookie? Mmm-hmm."
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"What? No, I thought we were going to the hospital."
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"Okay, Dwight. Okay, good."
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"and I don't think she would trade that memory for anything."
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"You all took a life here today. You did."
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"Girls. Girls."
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"A majestic beast. So fast, so tender."
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"Hey, Angela, welcome to Cafe..."
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"No, no, no. Here is the deal."
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"If these walls could talk, they would say,"
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"Look out."
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"(EXCLAIMING)"
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"What's so funny?"
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"They're beautiful."
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"Ordinarily, I would say no,"
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"(LAUGHING) Yeah, right."
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"JIM: We're going to stay. Really?"
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"I like cheesy."
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"I know, but you're not a professional,"
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"It was? Yeah, it was."
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"That's how I knew he meant it."
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"Guys, I believe that I have figured out what is up your butts."
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"It is a daytime disco on the ground floor"
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"It's pretty important. He wouldn't want to be disturbed."
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"I do. Okay, how about a woman? Pam?"
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"I find that food is one thing I can control."
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"So someone's going to a court. Big deal."
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"I don't know, it's like Dave died or something."
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"Is this our punishment for not wanting to have lunch with you?"
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"Thank you."
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"(MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"I know, I know. Angela, a lot of people doubted Cafe Disco at first,"
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"Can you believe this? It's really happening."
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"Are those staples?"
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"Are you sure that's not the gay ear?"
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"Now you got it. Hey, you want some espresso?"
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"so occasionally, I will sneak down here for a little coffee and dancing."
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"Well, I'll just duck my head in."
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"I actually dance all the time."
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"(CHUCKLING)"
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