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Clips from The Office - Cafe Disco (S05E05)

"Accounting, I am a-counting on you to go to lunch with me."
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"Michael, we have a lot of work to do."
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"Work."
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"God. What happened to you people?"
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""We are office drones. All we do is work. Is work.""
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"If you don't take out his battery, he just keeps going all day."
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"Oh, no, your battery fell out."
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"every time you interact with us."
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"why someone would ever go to a courthouse in Ohio"
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"Claim an ineritance from a deceased relative,"
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"JIM: There are other reasons to go to Ohio."
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"We're getting married today."
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"So, it turns out it's the closest place to get a marriage license"
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"without a three-day waiting period."
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"Tell them how it happened."
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"And very expensive."
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"Very expensive."
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"'Cause you say you want a small wedding"
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"Okay, just get to the good part."
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"Right, so, this morning, we are having breakfast together..."
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"...and I just looked up from my cereal and I said,"
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""You know what I want to do today? I want to marry you.""
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"I had just woken up. I didn't look cute."
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"(KNOCKING AT DOOR)"
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"Michael, sorry to bother you. Are you going to be working down here?"
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"No work! No work! No work!"
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"Well, I like to swim. That's good."
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"You've got a cool place to come."
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"Lock's broken, so..."
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"Give me your hand. Hey, here we go, here we go. Yeah."
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"There we go. Now you got it. Now I do got it."
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"That's rule number one. Okay."
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"I love it. I love it."
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"There's no reason to be scared."
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"The bad man is gone. Charles is gone."
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"people just hanging out, having fun, eating apps."
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"(CHILDISHLY) Little Andy is afraid."
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"What? Funk is the problem,"
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"and the solution. That makes sense."
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"and I have turned it into a place to hang out,"
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"a place where unattractive and attractive people can get together,"
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"All work and no play makes Michael a dull boy."
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"This is like a haunted coffee house thing?"
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"No, Dwight is confusing you. It's more of a disco."
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"Exactly."
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"Like a disco-cafe."
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"I can't force you to go down, but I can entice you."
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"and all-you-can-eat espresso."
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"Well, Kevin, I guess it is just me and you."
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"Yeah. Holding down the fort."
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"Yeah. This place is great."
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"Oh, my God, Kevin, I am still on hold."
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"You were supposed to get the answer"
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"from Michael and come back up."
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"This is a no-work zone. Please respect the lei."
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"Yeah, respect the lei."
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"Come."
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"Kevin, stay."
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"Kevin, come."
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"Kevin, stay."
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"Kevin, come. Stay, stay."
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"(LAUGHS) There is no cookie, Kevin."
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"For goodness sakes, Kevin, there's no cookie."
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"and suddenly, you're just some terrible monster."
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"Here we go."
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"(EXCLAIMS)"
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"(LAUGHING) What the hell!"
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"Hi, Jessica, is Bob in?"
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"He's on a call."
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"in the storage closet between the bathrooms"
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"I'll let him know."
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"Phyllis?"
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"Hi."
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"Hey. Hey,"
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"I like."
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"All right. Back... There you go. There you go. You got it."
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"(EXCLAIMING) Show me some attitude."
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"Mother (BLEEP)."
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"God. No, no, no."
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"Back."
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"Wow, what did you do?"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"You didn't do that. You're okay."
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"(EXCLAIMING) Sorry."
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"Backs are a problem. Okay, sweetie..."
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"No, no, no."
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"Who tipped you over? Was it Phillip?"
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"It's my back."
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"It's her back. We just... We need..."
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"God, call a doctor."
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"You know what? We're going to take care of you."
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"We're going to get you help. Come on, come on."
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"Call Bob."
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"Yeah, back injuries are common."
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"Not as common as knee injuries,"
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"but more common than wrist injuries."
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"What do you think history is?"
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"Just... We need to get her out of there"
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"with a woman writhing around on the floor."
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"Wait, wait, wait, but most importantly,"
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"we need to get her some medical attention ASAP, stat."
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"Ramming speed."
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"Okay, out of the way. Move it or lose it."
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"Oh, my God, what happened? MICHAEL: You having fun taking a little ride?"
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"Just having too much fun."
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"Phyllis, we're gonna put you in here. Dwight's gonna take care of you."
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"DWIGHT: If you want to get sick, you go to a hospital."
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"(SIGHING) You know, nothing. She's..."
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"and she had a flare-up of an existing injury,"
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"but she's a tough old bird, so..."
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"Can you please go back to work"
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"wherein we hurt ourselves?"
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"Okay, fine. Phyllis did injure herself,"
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"but she injured herself having fun,"
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"(PHYLLIS SCREAMING)"
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"The life of the party."
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"Erin, I want you to go downstairs,"
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"and I want you to shut it down."
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"You mean unplug the coffee machine and bring it up here?"
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