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Clips from The Office - Cafe Disco (S05E05)

"I still have the lease on the Michael Scott Paper Company,"
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"MICHAEL: Tip-toeing around corporate, it is a ballet."
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"And espresso."
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"I think I'm growing into a giant,"
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"because look at this normal-sized coffee cup."
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"I can't do lunch. I was just sending you an e-mail."
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"there is a very strict no-lunch-with-the-boss policy,"
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"Okay, anyone? Anyone at all?"
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"No, I don't want to stay late to have a two-hour lunch."
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"(GROANS)"
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"(IN ROBOTIC VOICE) "We are just office drones."
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"It is not necessary for you to ask us how we are doing"
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"Attention, office. Who here is planning a trip to Youngstown, Ohio?"
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"This location is the superior court..."
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"It is a big deal, 'cause there's only a handful of reasons"
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"to obtain a learner's permit at age 141l2 instead of 15."
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"Erin, let me see your birth certificate."
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"(BOTH LAUGHING)"
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"and that's great, but then you have to..."
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"(NEW WAVE MUSIC PLAYING) Michael?"
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"I come here to release frustration."
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"If you ever want to come down here, door's always open."
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"Thank you."
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"Gotta keep yourself dehydrated."
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"Charles really did a number on these guys."
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"When I was in charge, this place was like Dave & Buster's,"
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"Please don't refer to yourself as our daddy."
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"I am your big daddy, and I am going to kiss the boo-boo."
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"Andy's afraid? Yes."
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"Are you all afraid? No."
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"Daddy's here for you, my little angels."
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"I think that I have figured a way to get you guys out of your funk."
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"to love the ones that you see."
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"Why don't you get over lunch, Oscar?"
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"It's a combo dance house-coffee bar."
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"It's a Cafe Disco."
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"Erin will be down there from time to time,"
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"Come on."
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"There's no cookie. Come on. Come."
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"I wanted a cookie."
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"Completely unacceptable."
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"You just want to give people a smooth, fun way to relax,"
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"(DANCE MUSIC BLARING)"
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"that used to be a utility shower, and he should join me there."
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"(MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"(BOTH LAUGHING)"
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"(GASPS)"
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"You're okay. Let's lie down."
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"Give me... You want to go down? All right."
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"(GROANING) Okay, that's okay."
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"Right here."
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"Hey, hey, hey, hey. I got your text. Who's Phillip?"
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"I don't need a history lesson, okay?"
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"because no one is going to want to go in there"
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"What happened to Phyllis?"
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"instead of masterminding these situations"
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"I hope you're happy."
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"Down the hall. There's girls there?"
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"Might as well be dinner."
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"Comfy? All right, all right. Just relax, relax, okay?"
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"Come on, relax. This shirt wasrt doing you any favors."
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"Ashley. You made it."
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"I don't know. I've been here eight years, and I've never..."
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"Rude."
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"I'm not sure, but I'm pretty sure I'm in a dance-off."
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"DWIGHT: This remedy has been passed down in my family for generations,"
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"And his jerky came in third the following year."
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"Welcome, welcome. Cafe Disco. I am Michael Scott."
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"Stop!"
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"Angela, Angela, Angela, may I interest you in a triple espresso,"
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"And, no, you need to sign them all."
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"One signature for every song."
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""This is a magical place. You're safe here."
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""We are talking walls. We're not going to eat you.""
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"No."
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"Yeah! Yeah."
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"Yeah! Finish it off."
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"Here we go. Okay, something's gonna happen."
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"(EXCLAIMING)"
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"I'm going to go with the python."
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"But the rattler's so scary."
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"You are forcing me to be down here."
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"These are for you."
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"Want to dance, Dwight?"
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"Also, this song is fantastic."
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"This dance competition is not over."
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"You guys are the best for coming."
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"At least for one more dance."
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"Yes."
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"Really? Yeah."
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"Would you like to dance?"
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"ANDY: Yeah. No, well, okay... KELLY: Stop squirming."
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"Well, stop trying to poke me with a sharp thing."
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"Look, I'm going to count to three."
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"Oh, my God. I can't believe it."
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"I just won an art contest."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"wanted me to say that. DWIGHT: Shut up."
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"I got her."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"Not cool, Dwight."
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"JIM: Not cool, man."
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"(CONTINUES LAUGHING)"
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"(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"(LAUGHING) Oh, no."
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"Guys, I'm scared. I'm really scared."
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"Looks so tiny in my giant hand now."
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"Anybody want to go to lunch with me later on?"
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"Jim and I need to leave early today to meet with our contractor."
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"Really? Okay."
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"What about the rest of you?"
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"At Dunder Mifflin,"
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"and I don't know who instituted it."
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"I think it started right after my predecessor stepped down."
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"I really enjoyed having lunch with Pam and Ryan every day."
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"So, rules be damned, I want to have lunch with these people."
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"Who else? Who else? Ryan?"
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"I don't do lunch. I'm doing five small meals a day now."
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"Now that I'm back to doing the job of a temp again,"
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