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Clips from Shameless - Happily Ever After (S07E07)

I thought my girlfriend called the cops on me.

"I thought my girlfriend called the cops on me."

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Locked her in our apartment, put a gun to her head,

"Locked her in our apartment, put a gun to her head,"

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pulled the trigger.

"pulled the trigger."

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I woulda... I woulda fucking killed her.

"I woulda... I woulda fucking killed her."

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Yeah, you win.

"Yeah, you win."

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So when did you have your first drink?

"So when did you have your first drink?"

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Fourth grade.

"Fourth grade."

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Is that a joke?

"Is that a joke?"

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No. I mean, everyone I knew drank.

"No. I mean, everyone I knew drank."

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You know, it was, uh, in our house,

"You know, it was, uh, in our house,"

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friends' houses, school, everywhere.

"friends' houses, school, everywhere."

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You know, it's just what the neighborhood's like.

"You know, it's just what the neighborhood's like."

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Well, there's a reason people like it, you know.

"Well, there's a reason people like it, you know."

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Feels good.

"Feels good."

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Feels good waking up in a hospital?

"Feels good waking up in a hospital?"

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No.

"No."

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Drinking, it, uh,

"Drinking, it, uh,"

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you know, it turns the volume down.

"you know, it turns the volume down."

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You know, makes the world more tolerable.

"You know, makes the world more tolerable."

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Holy shit, you're right.

"Holy shit, you're right."

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Oh, shit.

"Oh, shit."

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Thanks.

"Thanks."

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Well, dig in, brother.

"Well, dig in, brother."

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- Fiona. - Wow.

"- Fiona. - Wow."

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You just gutted the place.

"You just gutted the place."

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Eh, nothing worth keeping. Uh, no offense.

"Eh, nothing worth keeping. Uh, no offense."

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Uh, Ryan, Fiona.

"Uh, Ryan, Fiona."

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- Hi. Nice to meet you. - Hey.

"- Hi. Nice to meet you. - Hey."

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100% profit in under three months.

"100% profit in under three months."

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He's not shitting you.

"He's not shitting you."

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It was beginner's luck.

"It was beginner's luck."

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She likes to play it off like she didn't know

"She likes to play it off like she didn't know"

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what she was doing. This one, shrewd as hell.

"what she was doing. This one, shrewd as hell."

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Well, a networking event so, uh, I should go network.

"Well, a networking event so, uh, I should go network."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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You know, Chad bought a couple of single-family houses

"You know, Chad bought a couple of single-family houses"

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over on Wallace. Now he thinks he's Herb Allen.

"over on Wallace. Now he thinks he's Herb Allen."

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I didn't know that Chad invested on his own.

"I didn't know that Chad invested on his own."

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Yeah, when he doesn't have his lips

"Yeah, when he doesn't have his lips"

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pressed firmly up against Margo's ass.

"pressed firmly up against Margo's ass."

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Yeah, I used to have Chad's job.

"Yeah, I used to have Chad's job."

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That was four years of taking Margo's shit.

"That was four years of taking Margo's shit."

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It was a better education than Wharton.

"It was a better education than Wharton."

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Am I supposed to know what Wharton is?

"Am I supposed to know what Wharton is?"

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Okay, all right. Where did you go to school?

"Okay, all right. Where did you go to school?"

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- Nowhere you've ever heard of. - Try me.

"- Nowhere you've ever heard of. - Try me."

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I went to Tilden.

"I went to Tilden."

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You're South Side?

"You're South Side?"

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Yeah, born and bred.

"Yeah, born and bred."

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My dad used to work construction.

"My dad used to work construction."

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He let me tag along in the summers.

"He let me tag along in the summers."

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I got the building bug.

"I got the building bug."

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And that's actually the name of my company,

"And that's actually the name of my company,"

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- Building Bug. - It's cute.

"- Building Bug. - It's cute."

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Thank you. Yours?

"Thank you. Yours?"

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Oh, I-I don't have a company. It was a one time thing.

"Oh, I-I don't have a company. It was a one time thing."

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So did you get inside information on this place?

"So did you get inside information on this place?"

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Like rezoning or something you knew would jack up the value?

"Like rezoning or something you knew would jack up the value?"

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Just right place, right time, you know?

"Just right place, right time, you know?"

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What's taking her so long?

"What's taking her so long?"

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Maybe you didn't notice, but Fiona and Monica

"Maybe you didn't notice, but Fiona and Monica"

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aren't exactly the same size. I had to improvise.

"aren't exactly the same size. I had to improvise."

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You look as beautiful as the first time you wore that.

"You look as beautiful as the first time you wore that."

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Oh, Frank.

"Oh, Frank."

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I wrote my vows down.

"I wrote my vows down."

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My handsome Frank.

"My handsome Frank."

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You're my best friend and the best fuck I ever had.

"You're my best friend and the best fuck I ever had."

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Today I commit to a new beginning together.

"Today I commit to a new beginning together."

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To leaving the past in the past.

"To leaving the past in the past."

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I forgive you for everything you've done.

"I forgive you for everything you've done."

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For stealing my dad's car

"For stealing my dad's car"

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and driving it into Lake Michigan.

"and driving it into Lake Michigan."

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For not telling me when you cut that batch of coke

"For not telling me when you cut that batch of coke"

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I forgive you for promising me to that drug dealer

"I forgive you for promising me to that drug dealer"

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in exchange for crystal meth.

"in exchange for crystal meth."

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I forgive you for dragging me three blocks with the car.

"I forgive you for dragging me three blocks with the car."

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Okay, sweetheart, that was an accident.

"Okay, sweetheart, that was an accident."

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No, it wasn't, my love.

"No, it wasn't, my love."

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How was I supposed to know

"How was I supposed to know"

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Because I was screaming!

"Because I was screaming!"

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The radio was blaring Layla, remember?

"The radio was blaring Layla, remember?"

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No, you were getting back at me

"No, you were getting back at me"

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for throwing you in front of the El.

"for throwing you in front of the El."

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If I hadn't climbed off the tracks, you would've killed me.

"If I hadn't climbed off the tracks, you would've killed me."

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Yes, and it serves you right

"Yes, and it serves you right"

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for fucking that slut with the cauliflower ears!

"for fucking that slut with the cauliflower ears!"

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- Yes, you did! - No, I didn't.

"- Yes, you did! - No, I didn't."

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Don't fucking lie to me, Frank!

"Don't fucking lie to me, Frank!"

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Oh! Frank!

"Oh! Frank!"

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Yeah. Thanks for the sugar shock.

"Yeah. Thanks for the sugar shock."

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Yeah, no problem. See you around.

"Yeah, no problem. See you around."

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Hey, what, that's it?

"Hey, what, that's it?"

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What? No nuggets of wisdom?

"What? No nuggets of wisdom?"

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Have you tried knitting?

"Have you tried knitting?"

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Yeah. Helped me to have a distraction.

"Yeah. Helped me to have a distraction."

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You know, when you stop drinking,

"You know, when you stop drinking,"

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all of a sudden you got all this free time on your hands.

"all of a sudden you got all this free time on your hands."

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Oh, so that's your key to staying sober? Fucking knitting?

"Oh, so that's your key to staying sober? Fucking knitting?"

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Well, I ain't fucking Yoda.

"Well, I ain't fucking Yoda."

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I mean, the only key to staying sober is not drinking.

"I mean, the only key to staying sober is not drinking."

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Knitting and sugar helped me stay sane.

"Knitting and sugar helped me stay sane."

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That and meetings, so for what it's worth,

"That and meetings, so for what it's worth,"

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you did the first step.

"you did the first step."

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That's what this was? I knew it.

"That's what this was? I knew it."

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Look, man, do the steps, don't do the steps.

"Look, man, do the steps, don't do the steps."

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You really want to stop drinking?

"You really want to stop drinking?"

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I mean, do you really want to?

"I mean, do you really want to?"

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Yes.

"Yes."

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Then I hope I see you at the next meeting.

"Then I hope I see you at the next meeting."

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See ya.

"See ya."

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You live here?

"You live here?"

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Sorry if it's chilly. The heating's a little spotty.

"Sorry if it's chilly. The heating's a little spotty."

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I bought the building in foreclosure.

"I bought the building in foreclosure."

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I moved in so I could oversee the remodel,

"I moved in so I could oversee the remodel,"

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but... but I never got it started.

"but... but I never got it started."

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Yo, you can start on service.

"Yo, you can start on service."

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- I got this. - Whoo!

"- I got this. - Whoo!"

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Anybody order a hot piece of ass?

"Anybody order a hot piece of ass?"

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Feast your eyes, boys.

"Feast your eyes, boys."

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You can look, but you can't touch.

"You can look, but you can't touch."

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