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Clips from Shameless - Happily Ever After (S07E07)

"Come on."
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"Come on, hurry up."
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"I'm a little out of practice."
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"No, you got it. It's the other..."
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"Do I tell you how to do EMT shit?"
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"- I just... - Leave the goddamn stealing"
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"- to the experts. Fuck. - Okay."
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"Let's go."
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"Hope Damon knows how to hitchhike."
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"We're ditching him?"
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"- Better it's just us. - Oh, sh..."
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"Adios, motherfucker."
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""You have a 4.0 GPA."
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"You were, like, president of your high school class.""
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"I called my mom and dad even though it was 2:00 a. m."
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"They were like, "We love you.""
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"I haven't had a drink in seven months."
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"I was just elected rush chair of my sorority and..."
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"Hey, you got a square?"
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"Appreciate it."
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"She still at it?"
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"Yeah."
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"I swear, if I have to listen to that same bullshit story"
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"one more time, I can't be held responsible for my actions."
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"Yeah, listening to that shit makes me want"
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"You're new, right?"
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"We should grab some coffee."
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"Swap some real drinking stories."
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"Look, you're hitting on me"
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"or trying to get me to buy into this crap."
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"Either way, I'm not fucking into it."
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"You don't think I'm attractive?"
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"Look, uh, I'm not doing any steps, all right?"
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"Not making any fucking amends."
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"You think I'm being altruistic?"
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"I'm doing it for me, man."
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"I still need this shit to stay sober."
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"I got work."
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"Come on. We can meet up after."
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"Just two drunks swapping war stories."
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"Whatever crazy shit you did, I bet I can top it."
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"Hi, is the job still open?"
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"Hi. Yeah."
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"Spanish okay?"
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"Let's see. You know what?"
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"I can't find any in English."
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"I haven't been asked for one of those in a while."
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"Why don't I translate?"
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"I'll write in your answers for you."
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"Sounds good."
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"Your writing's probably nicer than mine anyways."
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"Okay, name."
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"How do you say "ball" in Spanish?"
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"I'm Kevin Pelota."
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"Kevin Pelota."
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"Was that English?"
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"Do you know how to program a CNC machine?"
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"Piece of cake."
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"Are you lying?"
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"No."
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"I want a man's job,"
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"where you pull up your sleeves and get your hands dirty."
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"Get in your time machine."
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"Oh, computers."
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"What is so special about computers anyway?"
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"I mean, sure, they seem awesome. They help you rip off movies."
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"So how's this guy gonna sneak us in to Mexico?"
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"Fuck if I know. Piñata?"
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"These are pretty good beans, man."
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"Guess they don't call 'em beaners for nothing, huh?"
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"Which one of them's your guy?"
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"You sure we should be barging in..."
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"Hey, which one of you guys is Jesús?"
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"I'm Jesus."
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"but I'm glad I finally found Jesus."
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"What? Shit, Lip again?"
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"Not his fault."
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"Your parents are in the kitchen."
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"What?"
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"- Hey. - I'm trying to talk to you."
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"- Yeah, my sentiments exactly. - There's my firstborn."
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"We want you to be our maid of honor."
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"What? What are you talking about?"
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"You stole a ring. So what?"
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"How we acquired it is beside the point."
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"- We're getting married. - You're already married."
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"We're... we're recommitting our hearts to each other."
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"Yeah, you need to find them first."
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"Hey, this is important."
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"Honor your father and mother."
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"We're renewing our vows this afternoon."
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"Which vows? The ones where you put yourselves"
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"before everyone first?"
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"Or the ones where you don't take responsibility for your actions?"
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"Hey, all I had to do was pull out"
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"and you never would have been born."
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"You were too high to pull out."
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"Debbie's coming. And Liam."
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"And I texted Ian, but I haven't heard back."
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"Carl's in military school."
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"You ever hear of a plane?"
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"Out of curiosity,"
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"who's officiating this bullshit ceremony?"
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"Well, that's a good thing"
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"after what happened at your first wedding."
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"Oh, yeah, didn't you puke on Father McDougal?"
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"- Mm-hmm. - You weren't even there."
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"I was there for the second one."
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"Oh, Christ. The naked wedding."
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"That was beautiful."
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"If you're a pedophile."
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"Why do you two keep harping on the past?"
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"This is why your lives are so messed up."
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"Oh, yeah, that's the reason."
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"You deserved a better mother."
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"You needed me. I wasn't there."
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"I'm asking for a fresh start."
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"A new beginning. For the family."
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"Please come."
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"You're not gonna go, are you?"
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