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Clips from Community (2009) - Cooperative Calligraphy (S02E02)

"and it turns out, I already ate it."
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"Hey, meatball, did you take Annie's pen"
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"They're emotional nuance. I might as well sit with a bucket on my head."
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"Yeah, come on. Yeah, come on, just drop it."
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"Happy?"
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"Welcome to what used to be individuality"
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"Actually, it's one-sided. That's the point."
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"It's a bottle episode."
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"I'm sure everybody here knows I don't steal."
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"You know what this is? Yep."
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"They should. Okay, okay."
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"Creepy. I don't understand why you would do this."
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"I can explain."
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"I thought you'd keep yelling over me. I can explain."
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"Thought I'd have to suffer through a Puppy Parade."
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"I can neither understand nor reciprocate."
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"Aah! Aah! Oh, Lord, he's thrown a clot. Pierce."
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"A pregnancy test?"
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"Guys, this is a terribly childish way to handle this kind of situation."
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"According to my charts, you couldn't Labor Day weekend."
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"you're an angel, so long as you don't use protection?"
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"- Oh! - Yeah, here we go."
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"Is it over here in these books, the pen?"
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"It's a pen."
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"Oh."
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"No! No."
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"how can any of us trust anyone in this group ever again?"
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"And I'm sure this pregnancy scare's been weighing on you all week, right?"
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"It smells like a Waffle House sink."
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"Where's the pen?"
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"It's getting a little chilly outside, so the animal wranglers"
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"- Anything's possible. - Relative to the alternative?"
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"Longer than it took Duncan to think up this assignment."
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"He's gonna appreciate the work we did expanding our evolutionary chart."
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"Oh, Britta, can you hold up the final stage of humanity?"
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"I still think man is gonna evolve into woman."
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"Not a dragon monster with three legs. Three legs?"
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"Well, it's been real."
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"At least the paste smell has. But I have a date to catch."
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"Or should I say a catch to date."
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"Oof. I hope you just came up with that."
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"Look out, drive-by deaning."
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"I'm kidding. Just a non-violent, verbal reminder."
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"The local shelter is having a Puppy Parade this afternoon."
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"- Aw. - Oh, I wanna lick it."
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"I expect all of you to lend a paw. Heh, heh."
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"Except you, Jeffrey."
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"I know you've got a catch to date."
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"Oh, like you're famous for your wit."
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"Puppy Parade? I am in."
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"I wanna see if those wiener dogs are born that way,"
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"or if they start off normal and then get wiener."
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"Abed, did you pick up my pen? It's purple with a gel grip."
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"Nope. I'm strictly mechanical pencils."
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"More relatable? It was just here."
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"You okay, Annie? Chocolate?"
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"Push you to the parade, Pierce? No, thanks."
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"I don't want people to think of me as a handicap."
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"If anything, this chair makes me more than a human."
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"You move it by blowing into this tube. It's the most expensive one."
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"I outbid three hospitals for this baby, and it was worth every penny."
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"Oh. Oh."
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"Wait. Please, just wait."
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"I'm sorry, but I need to know who took my pen."
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"Uh..."
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"Sorry, I don't see it."
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"Yeah, sorry, Annie."
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"No. Not "Sorry, Annie.""
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"We passed "Sorry, Annie" eight pens ago."
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"I keep bringing pens and you guys keep taking them,"
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"and I'm afraid I'm putting my foot down."
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"Okay."
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"Now Annie has made it clear that this is an issue,"
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"so from now on, we need to be more respectful of her things, okay?"
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"Okay. Cool."
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"All right, it's not on the floor, so whoever accidentally took..."
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"Not accidentally."
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"Accidents don't just happen over and over and over again, okay?"
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"This isn't budget day-care."
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"Okay, whoever insidiously and with great malice aforethought"
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"abducted Annie's pen, confess, repent and relinquish so we can leave."
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"Maybe nobody took it."
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"Sometimes I think I lost something important,"
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"I know I brought it, and now it's gone."
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"Ah. I took a photo."
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"Aha."
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"Zoom in. See?"
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"See? I took this 10 minutes ago."
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"My pen was on the table. No one has come in or out since."
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"One of you has my pen right now."
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"Annie, it's a pen."
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"It's not a pen. It's a principle."
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"Not a good time to get gum. Okay."
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"Are we going to the Puppy Parade? Feels like a bottle episode."
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"Again with the TV crap."
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"to make life more like Benny Hill or whatever you do?"
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"Abed? I wouldn't do that."
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"I hate bottle episodes."
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"I have a photography project to finish."
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"My grandmother's hands aren't gonna take close-ups of themselves."
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"Hasta la later. Hmph."
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"Was that "hmph" directed at me? If the "hmph" fits."
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"I don't have your pen. I'm always lending you supplies."
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"You never come prepared. If it's so important, have my pen."
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"That's my pen. Whatever, people."
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"They're just things."
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"I don't suppose you'd mind letting us take a quick look-see in your bag?"
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"I'd very much mind, Annie."
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"There's no such thing as a quick invasion of civil liberties."
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"Oh, man."
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"It starts with a quick look into someone's bag."
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"Then it's a brisk peek at our phone records."
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"And before you can say 1984,"
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"the Thought Police are forcy-worcing you to bend and spread."
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"Are the Thought Police gonna make love to us?"
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"They find thoughts in our butts? I should've read that book."
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"Stop using the Constitution as a baby blanket."
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"She invoked the Freedom of Information Act"
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"to request photocopies of my notes."
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"Heh, heh. That's pretty good. Well, excuse me for living free."
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