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Clips from Friends - The One with Rachel's Date (S08E08)

"-I thought I was an idiot. -I'm with you."
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"What?"
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"First of all, Kash Ford? Not people."
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"-Hey, Bob. -How's my pal Toby doing today?"
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"If I see him, I'll ask."
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"Was that Bob from six you were just talking to?"
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"We're on a semi-first-name basis."
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"-They love him down on six. -But this is 11."
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"It's almost twice as hard up here."
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"We do need to find somebody. Work is starting to pile up."
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"I called the chef who recommended him to me."
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"He said, "Ha, ha! Gotcha!""
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"-But don't fire him today. -Why?"
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"He's too sweet. He calls me all the time."
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""I was so worried about you." Be a man!"
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"So I can't fire him?"
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"I'll fire him, and you go out with him another week."
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"Are you kidding? Another week with that simp, I'll kill myself."
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"Okay. But who's gonna go first? Whoever goes second is the bitch."
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"Bitch! And dump a guy that's just been fired?"
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"Blond bitch!"
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"I wanted to do this days ago, so I think I should go first."
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"All right, that makes sense."
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"I wanted to get transferred up here, but it's not gonna happen."
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"What's the best excuse for why I'm not drinking on this date tonight?"
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"You're not gonna tell him you're pregnant?"
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"I don't think so. Books say wait till the third date to tell the guy.."
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"you got something growing in your uterus."
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"What do you want to do tonight?"
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"There's a powerful Ukrainian film playing. Interested?"
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"No. But I'll go see a normal-person movie with you."
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"-Rach, you wanna come? -I can't. I've got a date."
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"-A date? -Yeah. Why, is that weird for you?"
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"Why, no. It's the opposite of weird. It's regular."
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"It's no Ukrainian film."
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"-You set her up? -No."
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"-Where is this "actor" taking them? -Hey! I'm an "actor" too."
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"Why not just jump out of an airplane or burn each other with matches?"
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"Do you guys think this is too slutty? Hi, Kash."
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"-Hey, Rachel. You ready to go? -Yeah. See you guys later."
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"Hi."
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"I'm glad you called. I feel like I'm always calling you."
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"It will be in a minute."
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"It's just, I'm in a place in my life right now where.."
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"So sorry. "This just in.""
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"It's the restaurant. Monica needs me right away."
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"What movie do you wanna see? And not one I have to read."
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"I get that from books."
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"-Books? -Okay, car magazines, cereal boxes.."
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"but it's enough!"
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"Let's not see a movie. We'll just stay here and hang."
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"-I have to find out how it went. -Why?"
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"-I can't believe this is happening. -What do you mean?"
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"I love Ben. But every time I drop him off at Carol and Susan's.."
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"I've always had this picture of me and my next wife in bed.."
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"my kid comes running in, leaps up on the bed and we all read the paper."
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"Maybe fight over the science section."
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"My baby went with her."
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"Hey, can I ask you something?"
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"Smokin' body, though."
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"Good call. But the face, Ross, the face isn't Rachel."
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"No. But how much easier would it be if it were?"
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"I know. And I can't force myself to fall in love with her."
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"It won't be what you thought. But no matter what.."
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"there's gonna be a brand-new little baby. Your baby."
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"Yeah."
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"-We can catch that Ukrainian film. -No, I said fun."
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"It's Bob, actually."
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"Right there. Let me ask you, why?"
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"I'm the reason you didn't get the job."
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"You do anything to Chandler, it's gonna bring you down to his level."
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"I guess you're right."
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"Don't give him the satisfaction. You're better than Chandler. We all are."
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"-Is everything okay? -That depends."
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"My pleasure. Okay, I'm afraid I've got some bad news."
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"-You're fired! -I'm breaking up with you!"
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"I'm breaking up with you."
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"-You're fired. -Why?"
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"I'm sorry. I'm not ready for a relationship right now."
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"I'm sorry too. But I like things done a certain way."
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"I wanna tell you how much I appreciate you giving me an opportunity."
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"You're the most talented chef I've ever worked for."
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"Anyway.."
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"Thank you so much. I know I can be better."
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"And, Tim, I just want to say good luck here."
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"How was the date?"
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"I'm alone and I just bought $15 worth of candy bars. What do you think?"
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"-But still not what you want. -Oh?"
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"-He sounds swell. -Doesn't he?"
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"You want a little cheering up? Sit down."
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"-I'm sorry about your date. -It's all right."
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"I guess I'm just done with the dating thing."
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"-This is hard. -Yeah, I know."
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"that you're gonna love more than any guy you've ever gone out with."
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"Just wait."
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"Wait until the first time your baby grabs your finger."
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"Thanks, sweetie."
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"-I thought I cheered you up. -You did. There are 20 in here."
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"Ross? Hey, it's Mona. From the wedding."
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"-Oh, hi! -Hi."
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"That's right. Well, would you be interested in seeing a Ukrainian film?"
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"Oh, you're serious. Sure."
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"Great. Well.."
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"-I think I need another cup of coffee. -Sure, let me get it for you."
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"Bob!"
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"-What the hell are you doing? -This is Chandler's office."
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"Come on, Toby. Give me a hand!"
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"-You made pesto? -Yes, I did."
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"-The Hard Rock Cafe? -Yeah."
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"it was gone."
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"-What happened to Jessica's body? -You'll have to see it on TV."
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"-Look, I'm just stroking your arm. -Here we go."
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"Earrings!"
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"-Tim, you're a really great guy. -That's because I'm with you."
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"And I will be holding you right here."
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"He's not you!"
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"I thought when I had another kid, it'd be different."
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"It used to be."
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"Who cares what the picture looks like?"
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"-Toby, don't. -Bob."
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