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Clips from Friends - The One with Rachel's Date (S08E08)

"-Well, hello there. -Hi."
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"Would you say your pesto is the best-o?"
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""I know that." "Then why are we having this conversation? ""
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"-I made it myself. -You are so talented."
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"Let's just cut to the chase. You're single. You're single."
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"He gets off work at 11. She'll be waiting for your call."
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"Do you know how I can get around the office computer network.."
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"What's funny about that?"
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"-Sorry I kept you waiting so long. -That's okay. Where do you wanna go?"
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"-Again? -Yeah."
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"-I'm telling you, I like the food. -You like the Purple Rain display."
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"-Hey, Bob. -Hey, Toby. Have a good night."
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"-Did that guy just call you Toby? -Yeah, he thinks that's my name."
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"-Why don't you correct him? -It's been going on way too long now."
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"The next time he said, "Toby, want a doughnut?""
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"Five years later, the doughnut's gone and I'm still Toby."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Chandler "M." Bing."
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"It's not just an "M." Your middle name is Muriel!"
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"Chandler Muriel Bing."
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"What is it?"
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"Your brain transplant wasn't successful."
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"Your body's rejecting Jessica's brain."
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"and synthesize antibodies to stop you from rejecting the brain."
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"That sounds simple enough. Let's just do that."
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"Very nice, people."
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"Joey just thinks I'll embarrass him. He thinks I'm a soap opera nut."
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"Which I'm not. I'm not."
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"I can't wait to get "sous-neath" him."
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"-I have to fire him. -Why?"
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"That's fair. Thank you so much."
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"Love it!"
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"-He asked if you'd go out with him. -I think I'm gonna throw up a little."
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"-What did you say? -"No.""
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"I figured since you're pregnant, you're not gonna be seeing people."
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"Did you tell him I was pregnant?"
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"No. I didn't know if you told people. This was when Kash was still "people.""
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"Go do it or I'll come back to that set. I'll meet more actors."
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"Working here with us? Every day? I don't know if he has what it takes."
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"-Okay, Bob will stay put. -I think it's best, sir."
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"I've got a stack of documents this high."
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"Just toss them in the shredder and claim you never got them."
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"I gave him another chance, but Tim has got to go."
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""Did you get home okay? Was your shower okay?""
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"-Don't pick up the phone. -Then he comes over!"
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"And dump him the same day? He'll kill himself."
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"We'll both do it today and he'll just have to deal with it."
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"-What? -Fire a guy that's just been dumped?"
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"But screw you! I'm going first!"
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"-Toby, you got a sec? -Sure. What's up?"
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"Apparently somebody thinks I'm not "11th-floor material.""
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"It's mundane. It's actually a little dull."
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"I'm worried about my baby. Whoever she dates, my baby dates."
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"Aren't we talking about those big boats that go really slow?"
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"-Hey, Joey. -Hey, Kash. Ross, this is Kash."
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"Hey, I hear you're going on a ferry tonight."
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"Bit of a daredevil, are we?"
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"I'll miss you too, Pheebs."
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"-What did you think she was gonna do? -I don't know."
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"it breaks my heart a little."
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"If anything, that picture keeps moving further away."
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"Ross, maybe you need a new picture."
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"Let's you and me go out and have some fun."
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"Yeah, it's right.."
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"Okay, Bob. Listen."
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"Anything you say will just get me more upset with Chandler."
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"Especially me, Toby."
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"-How are you and Phoebe? -Great. Thanks for introducing us."
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"-Phoebe! -Monica!"
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"-The chemistry's just not right. -The chemistry thing for us too."
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"Wow. Okay."
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"-Tim, wait. -Yeah?"
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"-What happened? -I told him I was pregnant."
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"-He didn't take it so well? -Well, better than you."
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"Yeah. He got all weird and sputtery. Then he said:"
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""I hear those hemorrhoids are a bitch.""
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"You have no idea."
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"-How are you? -I'm good, except you owe me a dance."
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"Bob?"
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"Bob!"
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"This one's rare. This one's medium-well. Go!"
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"I didn't see this on the menu."
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"Tim, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, this is Tim, my new sous chef."
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"-So you're Monica's boss? -No, she's my boss."
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"-"Sous" is French for "under." -I "sous-stand.""
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"Tim, I need a calamari and a caesar salad. And could you get me the pesto?"
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"I like your necklace."
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""Coming up, Monica. I have to obey you, otherwise the system breaks down.""
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"Well, it's no pesto."
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"I'll give him your number if I could just get one calamari and one caesar salad!"
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"I did not yell. I am not putting a dollar in the jar."
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"-Wow, Bing! Burning the midnight oil. -You know me, sir."
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"so I can access the really good Internet porn?"
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"You're a joker, Bing."
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"-Chandler, you have to tell him. -That would be so awkward."
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"So he calls me Toby once in a while."
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"Muriel. Why would he call you Muriel?"
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"It is a family name."
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"Is it serious?"
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"Not if we extract tissue from the original body.."
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"We would, but when we went to exhume Jessica's body.."
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"I'll change and we can go."
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"-You don't know, do you? -Couldn't care less."
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"-Good scene, man. -You too."
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"What? You weren't in it."
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"-Hi. -Why haven't I seen you here before?"
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"Although, I do know your favorite ice cream flavor is butter pecan."
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"And your dog's name is Wally."
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"Bye, Kash. Say hi to Wally."
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"I had the best time with Tim last night. He is so sweet."
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"He's terrible. He's slow. He burns things."
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"He lit my pastry chef on fire."
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"Well, now she has no eyebrows. Mission accomplished."
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"But, Monica, he loves his job so much."
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"Can't you just give him another chance, please?"
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"All right. But if he lights someone else on fire, he's gone."
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"Looks like he got you a little bit too."
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"I paid to have this done."
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"Hey. You know, Kash really liked you."
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"He thought you were charming."
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