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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - Mr. and Mrs. Brian Norris' Ford Popular (S03E03)

"Really terrific act."
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"Now, the next item on..."
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"I'm off. gone."
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"I can express myself..."
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"If he feels the same way I feel, man..."
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"Welcome aboard, britisher pig."
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"Quite a little surprise, ja?"
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"But perhaps you would be so kind as to tell us all you know"
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"About certain allied shipping routes, ja?"
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"Come on, talk!"
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"The tables seem to have turned, old chap."
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"Come on, fritz, now tell us-- tell us about..."
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"Ah, gleetings, capitalist dog."
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"Very sorry, but must inform you"
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"That you are now prisoner of people's republic."
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"I'm very sorry, comrade commando"
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"But I have just picked up"
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"A capitalist ship on radar scanner."
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"This is your captain speaking."
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"There is no need for panic."
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"I repeat that: women and children first."
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"Do not rush for the lifeboats"
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"And remember: women and children first."
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"And indians."
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"Why did you have to get dressed up like that?"
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"It was the only thing left."
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"Women, children and red indians."
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"And spacemen."
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"Women, children, red indians and spacemen."
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"What's that meant to be?"
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"Well, it's a sort of impression"
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"Of what a kind of renaissance courtier artist"
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"Might have looked like at the courts"
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"Like the medicis or the borgias."
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"No, it's not."
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"Yes. that's a flemish merchant"
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"What? with these tassels?"
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"Yes, yes."
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"They had those fitted doublets going..."
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"Tapering down into the full hose, you know."
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"Exactly like that."
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"Now, what's it meant to be?"
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"Is it a flemish merchant?"
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"No, it is not a flemish merchant."
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"It's more a sort of idealized version"
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"Of the complete renaissance man."
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"Oh, all right. no, it's not."
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"All right, all right, all right."
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"This is your captain speaking."
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"Do not rush for the lifeboats."
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"spacemen and sort of idealized versions"
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"of the complete renaissance man first."
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"Flemish merchants did not wear"
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"Hand-embroidered chevrons!"
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"Yes, gomez?"
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""we found them walking on the beach, my captain.""
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"Gomez, why can't you say this?"
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"What? oh, I see."
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"You see, the bbc has to pay an actor 20 guineas if he speaks"
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"And it makes a bit of a hole in the budget."
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"28 guineas, sir. oh, sorry!"
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"That's 28 guineas."
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"What about me, sir?"
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"Are you supposed to speak? no, sir."
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"Well, you've just spoken! oh, sorry, sir."
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"You fool, that's 56 guineas before we've even started!"
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"Yes?"
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"What did he do that for?"
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"It's a stunt, sir-- an extra 20 guineas."
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"Look, we can't afford it!"
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"The bbc is short of money as it is."
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"The bbc wishes to deny rumors"
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"And we've just heard that huw weldon's watch"
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"Can be continued as planned."
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"Well, that's all from me, so... good night."
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"Are you going to be in there all night?"
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"It's just a bulletin, mr. kelly."
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"And now, back to the story."
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"Commence!"
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"All right!"
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"We found these men walking on the beach, my capitan."
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"We're british naval officers"
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"And entitled to be..."
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"Stop! stop this adaptation of puss-in-boots!"
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"Oh, no, it isn't."
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"Oh, yes, it is!"
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"Oh, yes, it is!"
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"Oh, no, it isn't!"
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"Shut up! shut up!"
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"Now, I'm going to ask you some questions"
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"And remember, if you do not give me correct answers"
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"Like not paying 28 guineas."
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"Shut up!"
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"Now, what ship are you from?"
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"We were 12 days out from port of spain and I..."
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"I got 30 bob for the trousers!"
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"We are from the ss mother goose."
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"We were 12 days out from port of spain"
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"And one night, I was doing my usual rounds"
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"When I had occasion"
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"To pass the forward storage lockers..."
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"Go on."
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"Oh, um..."
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"Well, i-i noticed something unusual."
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"The main bilge hatches had been opened"
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"Was the most ghastly creature"
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"As soon as it saw me"
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"Its horrible face split aside"
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"Its head, which was like..."
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"Could you sign this, please?"
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"A small, a small rat."
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"It was ghastly and horrible and befurred."
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"Its little red eyes glinted"
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"In the unaccustomed glare of the midday sun"
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"It sprang upon me with one almighty..."
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"What this about doing"
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"Horse of the year show in here tonight?"
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"We don't know, I'm afraid."
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"Mr. fox told me before he went down to the pub"
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"This is bbc two."
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