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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - Mr. and Mrs. Brian Norris' Ford Popular (S03E03)

"And don't pick your nose!"
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"Hello."
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"Hello."
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"Well, last week we showed you"
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"How to become a gynecologist"
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"And this week on how to do it"
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"How to split an atom"
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"How to construct a box girder bridge"
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"How to irrigate the sahara desert"
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"And make vast new areas of land cultivatable."
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"But, first, here's jackie to tell you all"
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"How to rid the world of all known diseases."
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"Hello, alan."
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"Hello, jackie."
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"Well, first of all, become a doctor"
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"And discover a marvelous cure for something"
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"And then when the medical profession"
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"You can jolly well tell them what to do"
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"And make sure they get everything right"
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"So there'll never be any diseases ever again."
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"Thanks, jackie."
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"Great idea."
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"How to play the flute."
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"Um, you blow there"
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"And you move your fingers up and down here."
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"Great... great, alan."
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"Well, next week we'll be showing you"
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"How black and white people can live together"
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"In peace and harmony"
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"Showing us how to reconcile the russians and the chinese."
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"Bye-bye."
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"Oh, do you think so, mrs. nigger-baiter?"
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"Spitting image."
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"Afternoon, mrs. nigger-baiter."
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"Ooh, he's walking already."
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"Yes, he's such a clever little boy."
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"Hello, coochy-coo!"
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"Hello, coochy-coochy!"
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"Hello!"
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"Laughing!"
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"He's a chirpy little fellow, isn't he?"
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"Does he talk?"
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"Does he talk, eh?"
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"I'm minister for overseas development."
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"Ooh, he's a clever little boy!"
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"He's a clever little boy!"
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"Do you like your rattle, eh?"
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"Ooh, he's got a tubby tum-tum."
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"Ooh, he's got a tubby tum-tum!"
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"Mother, could I have a quick cup of tea, please?"
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"To make in the commons at 6:00."
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"Oh, mrs. nigger-baiter's exploded!"
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"Good thing, too."
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"She was my best friend."
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"Oh, mother, don't be so sentimental."
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"Anyway, I didn't really like her that much."
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"Ooh."
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"Hello. I'm your new vicar."
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"Can I interest you in any encyclopedias?"
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"Oh, no. thank you."
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"How about brushes? nylon or bristle?"
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"Strong-tufted, attractive colors."
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"No. really, thank you, vicar."
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"Oh, dear. turkey? cup final tickets?"
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"No, no. really, we're just not religious."
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"Thank you."
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"Oh, well. bye-bye."
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"Remember, if you do want anything:"
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"Jewelry, ascot, water heaters..."
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"It's funny, isn't it, how..."
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"How your best friend can just blow up like that?"
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"You wouldn't think it was medically possible, would you?"
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"This is where mrs. shazam was so wrong."
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"Exploding is a perfectly normal medical phenomenon."
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"In many fields of medicine nowadays"
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"A dose of dynamite can do a world of good."
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"Can be cured by applying a small charge of tnt"
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"Between each toe..."
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"Excuse me."
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"Hello. I'm your new vicar."
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"In any of these watches, pens or biros?"
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"No. I'm not religious, I'm afraid."
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"Oh. souvenirs, badges"
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"Little noddy dog for the back of the car?"
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"No. thank you, vicar."
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"Now, many of the medical profession"
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"Are skeptical about my work."
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"They point to my record"
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"Of treatment of athlete's foot sufferers:"
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"84 dead, 65 severely wounded and 12 missing, believed cured."
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"But then, people laughed at bob hope."
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"And hopped into the social security office."
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"But that doesn't mean that pasteur was wrong."
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"Look, I'll show you what I mean."
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"Watch it, mate."
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"I'm not going to stand around here"
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"Getting poked and prodded all day."
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"I'm off."
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"I've got a decent body."
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"All I get is poked and prodded in the chest."
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"Well, I'm off. I'm going to get another line of work."
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"Watch it!"
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"Stop! stop! please! oh, stop!"
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"He's fallen off the edge of the cartoon!"
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"Well, so much for that link."
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"John cobbley is the musical and artistic director"
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"He is himself a talented musician"
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"He's a world-famous authority on 19th century russian music"
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"And he's come into the studio tonight"
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"Which is a bit of a pity"
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"As this is farming club."
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"And on farming club tonight"
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"We'll be taking a look"
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"At the ministry's latest preventative proposals"
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"We'll be talking later on"
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"To the man who believes that milk yields"
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"Can be increased dramatically"
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"But first, a farming club special:"
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""the life of tschaikowsky.""
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"Tschaikowsky-- was he the tortured soul"
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