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Clips from The Cleveland Show - Field of Streams (S01E01)

"Forget about those sophomore chicks, Terry."
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"And, no, I don't want in."
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"We'll see how we're doing on time."
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"The bleachers are covered with racist, occasionally hilarious graffiti."
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"Hey, Wally, this school needs a baseball team."
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"Why not? I'd love to see you raise 5 grand in a week."
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"- Oh, well, then screw you. - Thank you."
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"Not allergic. Don't want nuts in my mouth."
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"Oh, Terry. I have that donation you asked about."
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"Hey, what are you watching, The Cleveland Show?"
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"...as to steal this jersey back from you."
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"Stinky pie, sucka-wacka."
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"But as for me stealing the jersey..."
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"When are you going to realize that this isn't about you?"
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"This is about your son and appreciating what he's good at."
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"He's right."
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"- Stand up. You stand up."
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"- In your face, dwarf-ass. - That's hurtful."
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"Junior, what are you doing here with Wally?"
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"Showing Cleveland Jr. A real hot number nine."
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"But then you gave it to me."
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"You didn't disgrace this jersey, son."
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"Pride is what men feel."
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"Well, he relearned the same lesson he learned 25 years ago."
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"Mess with me, and you're gonna pee on your thigh and pocket contents."
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"Who cares about math?"
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"McFall?"
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"Two, overweight divorcees are an easy lay."
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"Her name was Maureen. Looked like a really hot Dick Nixon."
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"Except I'm not being a public jagoff about it."
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"Here's the pitch. And..."
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"...an out, ball three, or even a foul. Here we go."
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"Wow, I wonder what will happen next."
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"The pitch. And..."
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"...Oliver "I Can't Hear You" Wilkerson."
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"Oh, hello, Mrs. Ladybug."
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"Move your fat ass!"
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"Double play? What was Brown thinking?"
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"I got hand sanitizer inside the truck."
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"Oh, man, I got to get out there and deal with my kid and my legacy."
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"You ladies want to ride in my brand-new '84 Trans Am?"
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"We're graduating this year."
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"Class of '84."
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"It was 1984."
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"All right, you animals, listen up now."
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"Not only did he win last night's game with a home run in the bottom of the ninth..."
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"...but Coach McFall said they're gonna retire his number after the season."
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"Who shot J. R?"
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"Are y'all drinking beer?"
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"Hey. Wally Farker, right? You want in?"
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"It's Farquhare."
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"But in is what I'm gonna turn you..."
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"...in to the principal."
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"Oh, come on. All we're doing is letting off a little steam."
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"Don't touch me. That's how you get AIDS."
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"Ha. What Wally doesn't know is that I'm wearing a condom right now."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to report you to the principal."
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"- Uh-uh. - What you talking about, Wallace?"
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"Hold this."
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"Hey, guys, look. He's peeing himself."
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"It's all over my thigh and pocket contents."
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"Here I am"
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"Rock you like a hurricane"
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"He peed on his thigh and pocket contents. Hey, you want a cold one?"
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"Does Amy Winehouse pick at her skin a lot?"
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"Man, all this talk about the old baseball field."
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"Know what I say we do?"
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"Start a fight with those old ladies in hats and purple dresses at the mall?"
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"No. Ha-ha-ha."
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"Come on, get serious."
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"No, I was gonna... Ha-ha-ha."
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"Okay, seriously. I was gonna say we..."
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"Yeah!"
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"Did you see me? I was all, "Yeah!" Ha-ha-ha."
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"Now, if I may finish the point I was making earlier..."
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"...we should stop by the old ball field. - Oh, cool."
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"Maybe after that, we can drive over and visit my daughter."
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"I haven't seen her for a year and a half."
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"Look at this place."
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"I'm surprised the team can even play on this mess."
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"Oh, no. There is no team."
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"When Wally became principal, he disbanded the baseball program."
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"Disbanded the team?"
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"But baseball's our slowly dying national pastime."
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"Oh, this is a worse travesty..."
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"...than that remake of Chinatown with Miley Cyrus."
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"She's my daughter."
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"She's my sister and my daughter."
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"Is that wacky tobacky?"
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"- Uh, no. - Oh, thank goodness."
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"- You're good kids. - Ha-ha-ha."
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"But watch the height of that five."
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"All fives must be shoulder height or below."
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"Mm, smells like a relaxing afternoon around here."
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"Can't afford it. Not with the popularity of the math club..."
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"...and the Fluffers, my a cappella singing group."
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"What if I could raise the money before the season starts?"
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"- Thank you. - I meant that sarcastically."
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"- What? - You said "screw me.""
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"I take that to mean you're attracted to me."
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"I'm gonna walk away now."
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"Bye-bye."
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"Love baseball, love pound cake more."
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"- These cakes got nuts in them? - No."
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"This guy gets it. This guy'll get it later."
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"Homophobia's no laughing matter."
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"Although, if you really think about what they do to each other, it is kind of funny."
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"I don't know how they're not giggling the entire time."
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"We've made $422 in five days."
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"We're on our way."
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"Terry, how'd you do?"
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"I got us this check for $ 120,000."
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"How'd you do that?"
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"Old Moneybags Waterman gave it to me."
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"All I had to do was reach out and take it."
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"I'm carrying this large stack of books at the moment."
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"Not just someone."
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"This security footage should answer all your questions."
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"Unless your questions are of a sexual nature."
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"In which case, you should talk to your parents or a priest."
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