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Clips from Friends - The One with Phoebe's Rats (S09E09)

"lt's gonna be okay."
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"-You must think l'm crazy. -No, l think you're sweet."
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"l haven't told you about that yet, have l?"
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"Thanks for the party, honey. Should l help you clean up?"
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"No way. You had your party. Now l have mine."
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"-ls everything all right? -l just get bummed..."
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"...when my birthday's over."
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"Well, at least you have one thing to be happy about."
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"That jerk, Gavin, from your office didn't show up."
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"No. No way to recover. No. Okay."
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"-Fun party. -Well, it was."
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"And you would have seen it if you didn't show up at...."
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"9:30?! God! This party was lame."
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"Let me explain how birthday parties usually work. There are presents..."
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"...and a cake, perhaps a fourth or fifth person."
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"Okay, l...."
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"Well, okay. Well, that's very nice. And you wrote a card."
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"lf you don't mind...? Let me."
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"See, Gavin. You're capable of being a nice guy."
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"Why do you give me such a hard time?"
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"l'm not sure."
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"Well, Monica seems to think it's because you have feelings for me."
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"l do have feelings for you."
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"-You do? -Yes. l feel that you're a little annoying."
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"See, why? Gavin, why?"
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"Right when l'm about to change my opinion of you, you go and you--"
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"Well, somebody left this. ls this yours?"
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"No, but l like it."
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"Well, no. l haven't seen it, but if l do, l'll let you know."
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"Rat baby! Rat baby! Rat baby! Rat baby!"
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"[ENGLlSH]"
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"...but apparently singing ''l Will Survive'' in a helium voice, not helping."
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"lt starts with a V and ends with an X."
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"You know, come to think of it, the capital of Peru is ''Vtox.''"
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"l mean, they transmit leptospirosis and hantavirus."
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"l wasn't. l'm in fashion. l was looking at her skirt."
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"This is a work environment. She's your subordinate."
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"But it was okay when you slept with your old assistant, Tag?"
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"And two: l wasn't some creep staring at his ass."
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"-Man, l wish l had a nanny like you. -You mean when you were a baby?"
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"Would you stop staring at her?"
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"Susie?"
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"lt's about the hot nanny! l gotta see her!"
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"...like she's the princess and l'm the stable boy."
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"...why don't you just go look in a mirror?"
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"But first, Monica, l would like to introduce you..."
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"Are you coming to Rachel's party?"
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"Right there. That was so fake!"
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"He is just the last person l want to see."
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"-She's out. l'm gonna take her home. -Okay. Thank you."
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"So you see, Molly, what people don't understand..."
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"...and then blow her off, huh?"
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"-Come on! -Joe!"
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"-''From Gavin.'' -l really mean it."
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"No, no. l mean, l'm not sure that we--"
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"Bye, sweetheart."
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"How do you think she's doing?"
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"...but hot?"
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"Wow, you are really.... You're really a creep."
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"Makes me feel like l earned it."
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"Well, l mean, we've gotta do something. Okay?"
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"These are my rat babies!"
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"Yeah. We have rat babies now."
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"You brought rats to my birthday party?"
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"...but for now, could you please just do this for me?"
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"Mom, l'll call you later. Yeah."
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"-Morning. -Hello."
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"So you think l'm just gonna sleep with her..."
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"Actually, l'd rather be alone. You know, l really need to organize my thoughts."
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"-Great novels? -Fine. Mediocre porn."
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"lt's beautiful."
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"Oh, my God. What are we gonna do?"
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"lt's true. He's like a little boy, like Ben."
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"Look, l know. She's the most beautiful woman in the world."
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"-Look, l'll just give you this and go. -You bought me a present. Why?"
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"You know, when it's right there in your face."
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"You know what? My first impression of you was absolutely right."
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"...make sure nothing happens between him and Molly?"
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"Now that you told me l can't have her, makes me want her even more!"
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"Well, maybe it wasn't Bob. Maybe it was a mouse."
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"Fine."
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"Honey, all those boys had a bet to see if he could knock you over."
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"All right, fine. l only have one thought."
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"...most likely with his mother."
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"Who shot J.R.?"
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"No more vodka for me."
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"l think it's sweet."
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"-l'll see you tomorrow. -Okay."
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"...but we could not let the box of rats ruin our lives."
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"Robert?"
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"Yeah, l hate him."
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"-Hey, Rach. -Hi."
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"What are we gonna do?"
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"l don't mind. l'll cancel them. l would never miss my secretary's birthday."
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"Hey, Rach. Somebody got you shoes."
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"Am l the only one that doesn't think she's hot? Ross?"
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"Okay. l don't want to freak you out or anything..."
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"Thank you."
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"l am just really, really happy--"
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"...you know, Moses."
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"Maybe she's attractive in an obvious kind of way."
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"-l'm gonna take her to the apartment. -Okay. l'll be home right after work."
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"-To kill Bob? -No. No, to test his neck strength."
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"No, l don't want to kill him. l thought we were gonna capture him..."
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"Where you going, Joe?"
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"lnteresting. Now there are obstacles."
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"-Man, l really bug you. Don't l? -Oh, no. Please..."
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"l saw you make a note on your pad three hours ago."
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"Can't you tell when l'm being fake?"
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"...the tuna tartare or the mushroom empanadas?"
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"-Yeah, sure. -All right."
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"This isn't fair. What makes you think l'm gonna sleep with her..."
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"Good. This is just so hard. lt's hard for me to let them go."
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"...from when l gave birth to my brother's triplets and l had to give them up."
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"No, l think l left one of my rat babies."
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"But it was a deep, meaningful relationship."
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"For a walk."
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"l guess it just brings back memories, you know..."
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"You mind if l join you?"
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