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Clips from Friends - The One with Phoebe's Rats (S09E09)

"Don't say that loud. Gunther's gonna want to hug me."
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"You're damn right l am. l've been waiting for a cookie for seven minutes."
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"Okay. You know what, l'm just gonna take her outside."
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"-Wow, Molly's just great. -Yeah."
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"lf l wasn't married, she'd be rejecting me right now."
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"Thank you."
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"Now that Rachel's gone?"
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"And hopefully with a T-O in the middle."
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"Oh, yeah. No, that's Bob."
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"Well, he's your pet rat?"
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"-You have to get rid of it. -Okay, fine."
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"-Hello. -Hello."
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"...for watching Emma yesterday during the presentation."
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"-For what? -When we first met, you know..."
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"ls this your first apology?"
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"No, l just mean, you know, first impressions don't mean anything."
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"...so l'll just wait till it's finished."
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"-What? -l was giving you an apology..."
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"Or was it pants? l didn't really see what happened below the ass area."
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"What do you care if l was looking at her?"
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"Oh, yeah. l'm jealous."
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"''Oh, Gavin. Please, please look at my ass.''"
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"l mean, l just think you are totally inappropriate. Okay?"
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"You are arrogant. You are pompous. Morgan! Morgan!"
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"-Tag's last name was Morgan! -lt was Jones."
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"What are you, his boyfriend?"
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"Sure."
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"l was leering."
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"Me, l like to have to work to find someone attractive."
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"l love you."
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"They've elected me to talk to you about the baby talk."
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"lt's not so good."
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"Hey, listen, Joey. About Molly, l would really prefer if you didn't go after her."
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"Yeah, that sounds about right."
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"Come on, there are plenty of other women out there."
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"Just forget about her, okay? She's off-limits."
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"Oh, man! What'd you have to go and say that for?"
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"Just think of him as a really, really, really horny Ben."
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"No!"
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"Just try to focus your sexual energy on someone else."
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"Do you want a piece of this?"
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"Bob? Bob?"
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"Wait, l think l hear him."
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"We'll have to think of a new name."
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"l don't know, l kind of like ''Bob'' for a girl."
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"Oh, my God. We killed Bob?"
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"That's it?"
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"Who shot J.R.?"
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"What's up?"
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"Seriously, dude. Three years ago."
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"Listen, can you do me a favor? l'm gonna be out today."
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"Can you keep an eye on Joey..."
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"-You don't trust him? -Well, no."
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"Because l could get a job any day now."
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"You do appear right on the cusp of something."
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"...more often than not, he's going to have sex with it."
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"Nannies like her don't grow on trees."
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"Your thoughts?"
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"Plural?"
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"Why are you doing this, huh?"
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"Did Ross tell you not to let me go over there?"
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"This is the stuff great novels are made of."
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"Hey, Mom. No, that's just my secretary."
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"Excuse me, Gavin. l have a question l need to ask you."
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"...starting right now."
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"...to my very talented colleague and more importantly..."
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"...my wonderful friend, Gavin Mitchell."
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"Oh, no, no, no, no. Gavin can't. He already has plans..."
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"Why did you invite him? l can't stand that guy!"
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"l still can't believe you invited Gavin."
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"You're welcome for the party. l'm glad you're having a good time."
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"lt's like in first grade when Skippy Lange would push me..."
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"Monica, you think Skippy liked you?"
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"Do you see what all the guys see in her?"
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"Wouldn't kick her out of bed."
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"Give me!"
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"So this is what a stroke feels like."
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"Well, l had to bring them. We killed their mother."
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"They're our responsibility now."
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"We should take them home. We need to feed them."
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"Not everyone can afford help."
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"l'm sorry. l got a little preoccupied."
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"Look, we have to stop them before something happens."
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"Right behind you, big guy."
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"...is that acting is a discipline. lt takes a lot of hard work."
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"-No, where'd you study acting? -Molly, people don't study acting."
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"...and might want something real?"
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"Look, the truth is, l haven't felt this way about anyone since Rachel."
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"Yeah, yeah. Come on in. Molly?"
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"Well, Joey, l guess we have no problem."
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"The princess, the stable boy and the lesbian."
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"When did we become one of those couples..."
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"...whose lives revolve around their rats?"
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"No, they're more of a ''love the one you're with'' kind of animal."
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"No. Really?"
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"Oh, my-- Get off your sister!"
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"The-- We have seven rats."
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"So, what if each of them has seven rats..."
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"Well, l know this is gonna sound crazy..."
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"Yeah, okay. l guess you're right."
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"We weren't talking about you. We were...."
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"Again, you're welcome!"
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"l got you the present to make up for being such a jerk to you."
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"Well, what do you know, it fits."
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"And you do that."
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"Hey. Listen, l think l left something here."
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"Maybe that's him."
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"-Where's Mon? -She's at home..."
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"...putting up decorations for Rachel's birthday party tonight."
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"-You're not helping? -l tried..."
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"-Hey, guys. -Hey."
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"Good news, everyone. We finally found a nanny."
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"-This is Molly. Molly, Chandler, Joey. -Hi."
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"Somebody's getting a little fussy."
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"-No, you stay. l'll do it. -Okay. Thank you."
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"-Nice to meet you guys. -Yeah, you too."
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"Yes, bravo on the hot nanny."
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"-What? You really think she's hot? -Are you kidding?"
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"Joey?"
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"-l mean, she's not unattractive, but... -Right."
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