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Clips from The Simpsons - Loan-a Lisa (S22E22)

"Uh, Chief, not now; I'm undercover."
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"Oh, it's like that, huh?"
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"The minute you go undercover,"
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"you act like you don't even know me!"
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"He'll turn on you, too, Fat Tony, you just wait!"
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"Mm, I suppose I should get something to eat."
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"Waah...!"
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"Oh, thank God!"
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"I can take that for you."
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"Homer, take me home!"
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"Sure, sure!"
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"Let me just grab one more shrimp."
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"Boy, I bet that looked cool in super slow motion."
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"Too bad we saw it in regular motion."
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"Yeah, I got bigger problems, Chief."
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"I'm in love with the don's daughter!"
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"But which me does she love?"
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"I don't know."
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"Hmm..."
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"Thank you so much for clicking on me."
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"and, oh yeah, I'm also the winner of the Nobel Peace Prize."
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"To find an entrepreneur you want to lend to, click on my nose..."
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"if you can catch it."
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"It's up here!"
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"Too slow!"
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"Okay, I'll hold still."
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"My name is Nelson Mandela Muntz."
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"Nelson?"
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"And my dream is"
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"to make and market custom bicycles."
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"Nelson! My dream is to make enough money"
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"so's I can get the rest of this tattoo removed."
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"Sorry I wasted your time."
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"No fool would take a chance on a loser like me."
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"I will. I'll take a chance on you, Nelson Muntz."
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"Nelson, I gotta take this computer to the pawn shop,"
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"so's we can get White Castle for your birthday."
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"So, Nelson, I see you started a small business."
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"Yeah."
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"Some anonymous dude sent me 50 bucks."
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"Probably someone cool like Famous Amos or Ba Ba Booey."
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"And I'm gonna justify his faith in me."
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"he, or she, really wants you to succeed."
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"Ding-dong!"
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"Ooh, your first customer!"
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"Be nice. Right. Nice."
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"Good day, Mr. Barf-Breath."
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"Good day to you."
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"Let me be frank: Everyone thinks you're a wuss."
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"elevate the seat--"
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"trust me, it's slimming--"
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"and change this wicker basket to no basket."
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"Do you like it? Oh, I love it!"
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"Hmm! Hmm!"
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"Wow, my first job."
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"Tonight I'm having peanut butter and jelly."
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"No more PB or J for me."
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"I'd like to return this handbag."
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"Unused."
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"I believe this stranger!"
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"Well, here's your refund."
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"Check and mate."
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"Thank God!"
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"I will never do that again."
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"Wait a minute, Marge."
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"Don't you realize what just happened?"
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"You got to enjoy that bag for nothing!"
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"We can buy stuff we can't afford,"
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"temporarily own the hell out of it,"
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"and then indignantly bring it back for a full refund."
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"Hide a sandwich in this hat."
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""Mary Poppins" myself to work with this umbrella."
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"Homie, you know what happens when you push your luck..."
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"Thanks to the power of returns, this store is our closet!"
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"Ooh, a message from my small business person!"
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"Dear anonymous investor:"
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"Here is my update on my small business."
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"I'm making money fist over face!"
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"Dingus!"
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"Great timing!"
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"Awesome!"
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"No way I can look nerdy on this bike."
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"♪ Hot cross buns, hot cross buns ♪"
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"♪ One a penny, two a penny ♪"
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"♪ Hot cross buns. ♪"
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"And, with the money I'm making,"
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"I can treat my mom the way she deserves!"
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"This place is so fancy, Nelson."
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"The ketchup packets are made of glass."
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"Ma, please. You're not at work."
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"Come in. Come in."
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"Don't wipe your feet."
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"Whoa, look at all this stuff!"
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"Did you find a mouse head in your Cuppa-Soup?"
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"I wish."
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"What the hell are you doing?!"
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"With this protective plastic overlay, I can't tell"
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"if I'm watching an old Seinfeld or an old Old Christine."
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"Now, everyone onto the hot tub."
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"Come on on."
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"The cardboard's fine."
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"Hi, Nelson."
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"Here again, huh, Lis?"
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"I guess now that I'm a success,"
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"you want to get back together with me."
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"Dolph called it."
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"No, but there is something I can't hold back anymore."
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"I'm your microfinance donor!"
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"You're L-Simpson-Jazzgirl?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"I owe you everything."
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"Well, I didn't do this for thanks,"
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"but if you want to thank me,"
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"I can stand here and listen for as long as it takes."
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"I'm sure you can."
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"Lisa, if it weren't for you,"
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"I never would have achieved the kind of success"
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"You're quitting school?!"
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"Dropping it like a melon off an overpass."
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"But don't you know that people who don't go to college"
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